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Unibrew Press

Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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I'm just saying, the reindeers get carrots, santa gets milk and cookies, what are the elves eating? Eachother? The toys? Are elves mutant bug people? Oh my god.
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
They eat reindeer meat. I mean what do think happens when one of the Reindeer gets old? Dinner time.
Like December 20, 2025
Shifter Burnside
how am i supposed to know
Like December 20, 2025
Vanil
They eat normal people food, just smaller portions. The carrots are a treat for a flight well done, the milk and cookies are for R&R between houses. You need to lay off the real imrani rapscallion ghost nuggets, and have a second look at this.
Like December 20, 2025
Unibrew Press
BOOOOORING
Like December 20, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
They eat reindeer. Why do you think santa has only 8?
Like December 20, 2025