Friendship Letters
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on April 16, 2019
I, the undersigned agree for FlimFlam Industries to hire me, the undersigned. the undersigned shall not:
A: reveal company secrets
B: enter restricted areas
C: disobey any employee guidelines
D: communicate with Apple family inc.
E: not hold a presentable attire and demeanor at all times
F: not reflect the values and morals of FlimFlam industries.
In return Flimflam industries will:
A: Allow for 1 hour breaks every 8 hour shift
B: Pay the undersigned a mutually agreed amount of bits an hour
C: Grant the undersigned 1 free meal from the cafeteria every 8 hour shift.
D: Allow the undersigned potential for advancement in their career.
E: will give the undersigned a W2 every year.
F: Grant the Undersigned reduced tuition at Freindship University.
Both parties can:
A: terminate employment at any time, for any reason.
B: negotiate for a higher, or lower, paygrade.
Flimflam industries is happy for your agreement to join our team!
sign here:
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*Shenandoah, the Eohippus, looked at the... "Paper" put in front of her. She doesn't know how to read. She looks... Quite confused and so, stabs the contract with her stone knife, because it frustrated her, and then looks up at Flam, as if asking "Did I do a good?" She still doesn't know how to spea... View More
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August 23, 2019
"Getting back into the flow of society!" She said quietly, signing the paper.
“Here, Somson, is the contract if you’re interested in joining this company. Flam would probably want to speak with you, too!” King Sombra she said to the very different, totally-not-sombra stallion named Somson.
//oh yes, Sombra and i were talking about that a little bit actually which is why he definitely should be an employee.........
