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Flam
by on April 16, 2019
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I, the undersigned agree for FlimFlam Industries to hire me, the undersigned. the undersigned shall not:
A: reveal company secrets
B: enter restricted areas
C: disobey any employee guidelines
D: communicate with Apple family inc.
E: not hold a presentable attire and demeanor at all times
F: not reflect the values and morals of FlimFlam industries.
In return Flimflam industries will:
A: Allow for 1 hour breaks every 8 hour shift
B: Pay the undersigned a mutually agreed amount of bits an hour
C: Grant the undersigned 1 free meal from the cafeteria every 8 hour shift.
D: Allow the undersigned potential for advancement in their career.
E: will give the undersigned a W2 every year.
Both parties can:
A: terminate employment at any time, for any reason.
B: negotiate for a higher, or lower, paygrade.
Flimflam industries is happy for your agreement to join our team!
sign here:
Topics: company, employment
Prince Flashlight Sparkle
“Is this a scam?”
Flam
"Read the form, and it will tell you all that Flimflam industries can do if we employ you, and all that you can and cannot do if we employ you. it's all there in the paperwork."
Prince Flashlight Sparkle
"This sounds like a scam..."
Flam
"it is all written there in black and white. if you do not wish to have employment within our company, you are free to decline the offer!"