Friendship Letters

.... LOL you're a princess now? lord have mercy. Your double here thinks you're a nerd, come visit sometimes. 

Because you barely receive any magic E-mail nowadays, here's one, I just made the dragon burp on this letter, it may be pretty spicy since he's been eating lots of carolina reapers, damned thing eating em like candy.  Anyways, I got your shipment of special tea, the sleeping tea, yes that one... do I look like a dealer or what? ... maybe I do, anyways passing by and dropping the special cargo, now you'll give me your scarf as payment, m'kay?  Tell your sister the next: Hot diggedy damn.  ...

Hello all, I'm currently trying to make a living via game design and pixel art, the latter being the one I think is the most viable at this point. In case you haven't noticed, I've started a pixel art page made to help sell more pixel art. I've only had one commission as of yet, but I am willing to do more, and currently, I'm not charging a lot because I want to get my name established. I don't think any of you have an obligation to commission me, but it would be amazing if some people would ...

Dear Princess Luna,   Tell your sister that she needs a diet. ...

Today I learnt about Canterlot Avenue! i've made a few friends and can't wait to meet them :)

Dear Princess Celestia,   It has come to my attention that you are fat. Your rump is so enourmous, that I can see your cutie mark from the hive. ...

To address one of the Princess' of Equestria, Princess Celestia, I am Prince Artemis. It is nice to write to somepony besides my brother, though...I suppose you are him. In a way, at least. Ahh, well...I am writing to you to tell you that I appreciate everything that you have done, and will continue to appreciate everything you will d.

Today I learned that, you can't use coffee beans to attract the costumers to your club, also I would likely ask you to stop stealing my chocolate beans, they're precious, certain Bug Fairy pokemon Queen wants them, and if I don't give these to her, she'll just cocoon me upside down, again. I don't like that, makes me feel all fuzzy, if you need your cargo then let me know, tell your sisters that I couldn't find the blue cherries she asked, BUT! I found the golden raspberries, so that's someth...

Today i learned how to harness the powers of the underworld to slay all who oppose me and stand in my way! :D

Dear myself,    You're great, and you're doing the best job of being the princess ever. ...

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventual...

Today I learned that the Friendship Letter does not seem to have much purpose and if it does it's not really doing all that well, as many who have made a friendship letter are only doing so for the achievement.