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Only Texas? What about the West?

how did he do that with his mouth?

Fair point, how about we all agree on a state that we can make hell...

You only want one state to make hell? Start small, I guess...like Rhode Island. Then we can expand!

Are we only targetting the US?

As soon as we get our roots firmly planted in the US, we'll branch out and enlarge our bowl. But, I do think you're onto something with the Rhode Islands idea.

Indeed, it would be pretty easy to take over quickly. Then we could go for the surrounding states.

I have no idea why we're doing this, but I call dibs on king of Canada. Also, Alaska will be part of my kingdom.

Deal. Wait, why hasn't the world ended yet? Have we been planning to become war criminals because of a collapse that won't even happen?

It will happen someday. Have faith!