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What's the best kind?

Legally insane. Since that kind of insanity can expire.

I guess if that works?

So, how's your evening?

It was meh. Got home from work. Ate. Exciting stuff. Yours?

Killed the elder gods of depression! Slayed the slumbering dragon of sleeping sloth. Proceeded to cleanse my mortal frame the waters of the divine realm. Took some nectar and ambrosia of Olympia. Once done, I went to the hospital for my 6 month check up.

Once done, I went to work.

Sounds lame

I went back in time, personally lead the Canadian commonwealth armies from Nromandy to Berlin, won the war in less than 2 years. THAN I went back to the Korean war, united the Peninsula. THAN I instigated an uprising within the Soviet Union in the 60's.

THAN I Launched a colony on the moon followed by mars. All before bedtime