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Astro Blitz

Male. Lives in Cloudsdale,  Cloudsdale,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Oh.....I'm Astro Blitz. I like to fly, sometimes sleep on clouds and something about racing. I think I'm a fast flyer, I never got into many races. Oh, I know that I love belly rubs. Um.... what else can I say about myself?
IDK, I just like to go with a flow. Its a lot easier to ride with the current than to fight it. Unless its a small river.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Astro Blitz
//Yo, its Random RP Starter Day! The Best Unofficial CA Holiday! //The rules are simple. You just find a random user, or your favorite RP partner and make a random RP with them. These RPs are to help... View More
Astro Blitz
//It's a 4th of July....yay....
2 people like this.
Bright Brave
Need a hug?
Like Yesterday, 9:34 pm
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3/4
Bright Brave
Awwww. It'll be OK homie. Nothing lasts forever. *hug hug mcsnug*
Like Yesterday, 9:57 pm
Astro Blitz
Wait what?
Like 21 hours ago
Bright Brave
Nothing lasts forever. Embrace the suck, and keep fighting and loving. :3
Like 20 hours ago
Astro Blitz
//ASK ME ANYTHING! In regards to Astro Blitz's lore. I'm serious, nothing is off the table. Except about why does Astro hates Mayo. I don't need to explain everything.
1 person liked this.
Former Corporal Spinneret
what's Astro's body count? homicide, i mean.
Like July 3, 2025
Astro Blitz
//Negative 2. He once saved a pregnant mare by accidently catching her from a magically induced teleporting spell. She just landed in his hooves, right after he sneezed in flight. He took her to the hospital and paid not only the medical bills. He also set aside a college/trust fund of the foal when... View More
Like Yesterday, 9:38 pm
Astro Blitz
*Astro would attempt to eat the fresh cookies off the rack. Yet they were still too hot, despite that. He would still try to eat them.* These are so good~ Ouchie
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Astro Blitz
*You would find Astro at a protest, to "Tax the Rich". Yet it was more surprising, since you know that Astro was rich. Quite literally stupidly rich. Then again, you recall Astro saying that he paid h... View More
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Shifter Burnside
Wha- oh yeah he does ok
Like July 4, 2025
Astro Blitz
So more taxes?
Like Yesterday, 9:25 pm
Astro Blitz
//Before anyone ask. No, I will not do an entire year of Sling or Astro. Nor for Suxortin for some of you with odd tastes.
4 people like this.
Bright Brave
Ack, shame.
Like July 2, 2025
Astro Blitz
Its a bonus.
Like July 3, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Good i liked nitro more
Like July 3, 2025
Astro Blitz
Because he is so green?
Like July 3, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Nah i just like him moer
Like July 4, 2025
Astro Blitz
Okay
Like Yesterday, 9:26 pm
Astro Blitz
*Astro would be seen walking through your town. He was singing to himself. However in tow, there was a similar age grey mare with bright blue eyes and a tied messy black mane with 2 sticks to hold it ... View More
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Former Corporal Spinneret
Spins smiled wide, pouncing on Astro and giving him a tight hug. "Astro!!! Good to see you again, buddy chum pal!!!"
Like July 2, 2025
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3/14
Former Corporal Spinneret
"I mean he's kind of an idiot. And I doubt he's playin anythin up, he seems genuine. A genuine moron."
Like 16 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*Timely raised a brow.* While Mr. Blitz may be easily distracted and have an aloof mindset. Yet he is no idiot. He has an IQ of 210. Which is even more surprising after I learned that he never graduated from high school. He has a GED. *Astro would watch as the ants were now carrying a large apple.*... View More
Like 3 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
"...wait, you believe in IQ?" Spins tilted her head. "You know that's just eugenicist bullshit, right? But still, knowledge isn't the same as intelligence. He can know a lot of things but still be an idiot."
Like 2 hours ago
Tality
"Oh hey, Astro! Did I ever ... put your house back together...?"
Like July 3, 2025
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3/5
Astro Blitz
Wait, I can sleep in any building? I didn't know I could do that? Now, I want do that to Nitroxus's bunker. Yet the last time I did that, he was mad to find me drinking hot chocolate milk in his bedroom. Then again, Sling would let me. *The grey mare finally caught up to the pair.* Sir, please slow... View More
Like July 3, 2025
Tality
Tality looked the gray mare over. "I'd invest in a scooter if I were you. Or maybe a jetpack. Or maybe just a leash and collar." She looked at Astro, pulled out a rolled-up newspaper and doffed him gently on the head. "For shame. One does not forget about the welfare of those attached to them." She... View More
Like July 3, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro would rub his noggin. It wasn't painful, yet odd for him.* Owie? *The mare would look at Tality.* I can afford it, yet I'm far too busy to do that. *Astro would blink.* Why are you so busy? Do you have enough off days, I think you get 14 days off per month.
Like Yesterday, 9:32 pm
Astro Blitz
//Oh wait. Its July...Nuts
2 people like this.
Vanil
//Beers and firework at the ready Nitro, for it is sooner than one might think. I know you hear it too; the red-tailed haw- I mean freedom eagle 🦅.
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
//I wasn't referring to that. I will have do this tomorrow. //Yet, I can't wait to celebrate this month.
Like July 1, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Is gonna be the ford of july
Like July 2, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would be thrown into the center of the town like a ragdoll. As by who, no idea. In fact, it could be a pony of the shadows that threw him. It doesn't matter. What matters is that Nitroxus wa... View More
2 people like this.
Pepper Snap
*drags it home*
Like June 30, 2025
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3/6
Pepper Snap
U can go with all my others
Like July 1, 2025
Pepper Snap
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
At least I will have friends.
Like July 2, 2025
Tality
I dunno, I had that happen to me last year. Involved a cursed village of changelings or something. It was like a bad dream. By which I mean, parallel timeline and Sprout is just so adorable the way she's bawling her eyes out feeling guilty over me and Coney, when like, yeah, I'm freakin' out, but li... View More
Like June 30, 2025
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3/5
Astro Blitz
So this could be a dream of mine? Wait, then why are you here? I don't dream of you.... Unless this is really reality. Must be a curse on me then. If you was turned into this, how would you go about it?
Like July 2, 2025
Tality
"Wait twelve hours. If my cells are still kicking, they'll fix anything in twelve hours. If that doesn't work, and my dreamside is still working, I'll just manifest in reality and blast myself with spells until I figure it out ... or just disintegrate my body, make my dreamside my real one and pop a... View More
Like July 2, 2025
Astro Blitz
Seem simple enough. Right?
Like Yesterday, 9:39 pm
Astro Blitz
I need a hug. #rp
4 people like this.
Vy Thresh
*Biig shark hug.*
Like June 29, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus was surprised that her sharkskin was soft.* Thank you.
Like June 30, 2025
Pepper Snap
*hugs u HARD*
Like June 29, 2025
Astro Blitz
I needed a soft hug!
Like June 30, 2025
Pepper Snap
*loosens grip*
Like June 30, 2025
Astro Blitz
Thank you! *He would purr in her hug.* This is better.
Like June 30, 2025
Tality
*Biggest of big hugs.*
Like June 30, 2025
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3/8
Tality
"Um," Tality stopped abruptly. "What I do for my colts?"
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
Okay? Thank you.
Like July 1, 2025
Tality
"You're welcome."
Like July 2, 2025
Tira Daffodil
*hugs tightly* "You deserve the same happiness that you bring to others))"
Like July 1, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Nitroxus would whine as he was being choked.* Wat, a little too tight.
Like July 1, 2025
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