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Astro Blitz

Male. Lives in Cloudsdale,  Cloudsdale,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
Race
Pegasus
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
Oh.....I'm Astro Blitz. I like to fly, sometimes sleep on clouds and something about racing. I think I'm a fast flyer, I never got into many races. Oh, I know that I love belly rubs. Um.... what else can I say about myself?
IDK, I just like to go with a flow. Its a lot easier to ride with the current than to fight it. Unless its a small river.
Roleplay Type
Asterisk/Dash
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Astro Blitz
*Astro would fund your wedding, with his insane wealth. What would you have him purchase for the event?* //It can be in rp, or in real life.
2 people like this.
Pepper Snap
Just everything to have a nice wedding. Nothin crazy
Like 3 hours ago
Astro Blitz
So no DJ?
Like 44 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Wait, another wedding? For me and Skystar? How sweet!
Like 2 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Yes...
Like 44 minutes ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Wait, but why another one? *I think.* Ah who cares. As long as I get to say the vows I had sworn to her that lovely day by the Mount Aris beach again.
Like 33 minutes ago
Bright Brave
Donate to help the widows and orphans.
Like 2 hours ago
Astro Blitz
At a wedding? Okay. I will do it.
Like 44 minutes ago
Astro Blitz
Give me a hug! *Astro would open his arms and wings.* #rp
4 people like this.
Bright Brave
*hug hug mcsnug*
Like 18 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*Astro would hug Bight back very tightly!*
Like 3 hours ago
Bright Brave
😊
Like 2 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Thank you.
Like 44 minutes ago
Astro Blitz
*Astro was fly-sleeping again. He was right over you, his shadow being casted over you. He would follow your moments, no matter how fast or slow you went. He had earmuffs and a sleeping mask on. So wa... View More
3 people like this.
Marvel Gleam
*taps on his head to wake him
Like July 14, 2025
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3/15
Astro Blitz
*Astro, still asleep, was following Marvel.*
Like 21 hours ago
Marvel Gleam
*Marvel continues to parkour over to a tower, and climbs it
Like 20 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*Astro would keep following, now yawning.*
Like 19 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*You would see Astro standing in front an abandoned mall, with a demo crew. He was even wearing a hard hat on his head. He had small set-ups for random ponies to get in on the fun of destroying the pl... View More
2 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
*calls a object-nuke on the place, set to destroy ONLY the building*
Like July 14, 2025
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3/7
Astro Blitz
*The form was a long list of legal things, for medical protection and limitations. As well limits on what tools and gadgets could be used for the demo event.*
Like 22 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
*What tools*
Like 10 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*Astro would point to hammers, battering rams, shovels, axes, crowbars, saws, brooms, trash cans, bulldovers, fork lift, and other demo tools.* *The more dangerous stuff, like dynamite, fuses, flame throwers, and for some reasons a literal blockbuster was placed in a fence to be used for the last r... View More
Like 3 hours ago
Astro Blitz
*Astro would be chased by an angry mob, complete with torches and pitchforks. They even had spears and ropes. They were chasing him with hatred in their eyes. Astro was merely ahead by 7.8 meters. He ... View More
3 people like this.
Bright Brave
BriBra threw a spear as well.
Like July 12, 2025
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3/13
Astro Blitz
All I did was bring up the property values of the homes in the area, while also lowering the property taxes.
Like July 14, 2025
Chase
STOP HOMES ALREADY COST TOO MUCH
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
I'm trying to lower the prices of housing market. I'm doing my best...
Like July 15, 2025
Shifter Burnside
Why you here
Like July 13, 2025
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3/9
Astro Blitz
The current homeowners and residents.
Like 22 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
Thats a good thing for them then
Like 10 hours ago
Astro Blitz
Yes.
Like 3 hours ago
Tality
Tality slowly licks Astro from his hoof all way up to his chin. "Alright, you're clear. Here, have a magic shotgun filled with bean bag rounds. Happy huntin!"
Like July 14, 2025
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3/7
Astro Blitz
Oh, I accidently raise the property values of the homes here, yet also lower the property taxes of this area. I think they are mad that I did it in the matter of hours. *Astro would stick his tongue out.* I don't like the koala. They are far too stupid to exist, yet they persist in nature.
Like July 15, 2025
Tality
Well yeah. Screwing with property values has a whole host of consequences. Mostly market speculators start getting real interested. It increases the odds of further development, the attractiveness of the area, gentrification, it's not a pure good. Money is not everything, in fact, it destroys everyt... View More
Like July 15, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro blinked.* I just wanted to put a public park in the area for the foals to play at in the summer.
Like Yesterday, 5:41 pm
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I would be in my Oraxia warframe. I would toss down a couple of web bombs through Webbed Embrace.* Done. Now go! I'll hold them off!
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
You didn't kill them, did you?
Like July 14, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Nah, just held them in place.
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
I don't want to hurt ponies.
Like July 14, 2025
Astro Blitz
*While forced into a session with Astro as he would explain his favorite flavor of ice cream and why its so linked to his favorite foalhood movie. You would receive a telepathic message from Astro?* ... View More
3 people like this.
Pepper Snap
*jumps on him and begins to hit him HARD*
Like July 10, 2025
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3/5
Astro Blitz
*Astro would blink at Pepper.* I didn't know that you hated anime that much. I will be silent now... *In the mental voice.* Please don't hurt me, I just accidently entered here....
Like July 11, 2025
Pepper Snap
AHHHHHH *grabs head and snaps own neck*
Like July 11, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro's neck was a lot stronger. Yet he still acted like such.*
Like July 11, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
How the fu- Eleanor?! Is that you again?!
Like July 10, 2025
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3/9
Astro Blitz
I am? I am?
Like July 11, 2025
Astro Blitz
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Like July 12, 2025
Former Corporal Spinneret
Uh...you're in my mind, Spins thought, which could just barely be heard above the constant tortured screaming.
Like July 10, 2025
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3/27
Astro Blitz
You know what they say, the train of thought can easily change its path.
Like 3 hours ago
Former Corporal Spinneret
"Yeah, sure, but how does your mind have tracks to here?!"
Like 3 hours ago
Astro Blitz
I live rent free in her mind? I don't know how nor why I am here.
Like 43 minutes ago
Astro Blitz
*You would find a large barrel of wine bounding your way. It looked super expensive too. You would hear the familiar aloof voice of a certain red pegasus. He would be calling out, yet you could barely... View More
1 person liked this.
Bright Brave
*most of the wine was drank by BriBra*
Like July 9, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro would fly to the nearly empty wine barrel.* You didn't drink that, did you?
Like July 9, 2025
Sunshine Serenade (Mods)
Dr. Norman Reiner requested: /roll 1d20
1 roll(s) of D20 dice
Roll results: 20 = 20

This is an automated bot message.
Like July 9, 2025
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3/6
Astro Blitz
Because I'm not carrying any weapons? Nor am I any threat to you?
Like July 10, 2025
Dr. Norman Reiner
"Yeah, sure, Chicken Man." He would scoff and point at him. "Load of this guy, hehe."
Like July 10, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro would raise his hooves and wings to the air.* I'm not going to attack you...
Like July 11, 2025
Silent Victor Dusk
SD stepped aside, letting the barrel roll past, ALMOST flattening a newborn foal in the next minutes or so. " Willing to bet you had too much to drink now, didn't you? "
Like July 10, 2025
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3/5
Astro Blitz
Go wild? Like the others?
Like July 11, 2025
Silent Victor Dusk
" You don't want to know. "
Like July 11, 2025
Astro Blitz
Okay.
Like July 11, 2025
Astro Blitz
Good Day? #rp
3 people like this.
Comp
"It's been a great day!"
Like July 8, 2025
Astro Blitz
Yay!
Like July 9, 2025
Bright Brave
Yay.
Like July 9, 2025
Astro Blitz
Sweet!
Like July 9, 2025
Astro Blitz
//Anyone here ever worked for the US Postal Service?
1 person liked this.
Bright Brave
Hell nah.
Like July 7, 2025
Astro Blitz
Why comment here?
Like July 7, 2025
Bright Brave
To give your post more activity, and attention. 😤
Like July 7, 2025
Astro Blitz
Okay...
Like July 7, 2025
Astro Blitz
*Astro would be sitting on a chair, eating popcorn. He would watch the city around him move and bustle. Astro would be content with watching the movie of life. Yet his focus was on you now.* #rp
3 people like this.
Pepper Snap
Like July 7, 2025
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3/7
Astro Blitz
A bit too much
Like July 7, 2025
Pepper Snap
XD
Like July 7, 2025
Astro Blitz
Okay, now again.
Like July 7, 2025
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