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Nitroxus Soulspins

Male. Lives in Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on October 16, 1995
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Earth Pony
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would smile out to the sun, while wearing proper eye protection to keep from burning his eyes.* It's summertime and you know what that means. Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some be...View More
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Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would place up missing signs. It was signs that listed that he was missing his Master Key.* Please, if anypony finds my Master Key, please don't enter my home with it.
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Nitroxus Soulspins
I need something to keep me thinking about the color green.
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A granny smith apple or a green crayon.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Thank you.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Put your hooves in the air, and wave them like you just don't care!
Nitroxus Soulspins
So, how many jellybeans are in this jar? *The jar in question was a standard peanut butter jar.* All I ask is nopony say the joke numbers, or any the impossible numbers, as how is Pi is going to help?
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polo fastter
polo sit there for about five minutes and said 263
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would take notes.* Now that's is a good guess.
Puddlers
300
Nitroxus Soulspins
300? Well its a good guess nevertheless.
Icy Creation
None, there is only peanut butter.
Nitroxus Soulspins
You can see the jelly beans.
Icy Creation
Oh. Well than clearly if there are jelly beans, there are either as much as the jar can hold, or there is a 3/4th filling of bean.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Wait, what would be the last 1/4? So no guess?
Icy Creation
The last one fourth would clearly be air, if there is a three fourth filling of bean. However, no, I cannot give you a precise estimate without knowing the dimensions of the jar, the average dimensions of the jelly beans, and how high up it goes.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Huh, that is true as well.
PB
*doesn't know how to feel about the pb jar* 589?
Nitroxus Soulspins
Great guess
PB
You'll never guess where i got that number from
Nitroxus Soulspins
No idea
PB
*smirks* Pi
Nitroxus Soulspins
You didn't.
Gabriel
"......." Gabe stared at the jar, then at Nitro, then back at the jar. Then, he snatched the jar, opened it, and, unblinking, poured all of the contents into his mouth. Closing it, he handed it back over. "Zero."
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well it was an odd way for an answer.
Gabriel
"So what do I win?"
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well you were going to get the jelly beans and the jar. Yet you threw away the beans. Maybe a potted plant?
Gabriel
"Give me the jar."
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Passes it to them.*
Jade Snowfall
"572 and a half, counting the half green one you ate in the parking lot"
Nitroxus Soulspins
You saw that?
Jade Snowfall
She smiles and nods
Nitroxus Soulspins
Well it was a green, so I must eat from it.
Vik
"Two thousand two hundred and forty seven?" She picks up the jar in her claws and shakes it "yeah....sounds about right!"
Nitroxus Soulspins
How did you figure that out?
Vik
"Combination of good hearing and just a smidge of luck? I was going to say there was one more bean but i think its not a whole one so i didnt count it"
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would wipe his tears.* Finally, the Birthday list is back...I'm so happy that I'm crying.
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would play "Fly Like an Eagle" while thinking about how many times he has seen birds fly pass his bunker and make nests in the trees nearby.*
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*Nitroxus would smile at everypony.* Love to drink the sweet taste of the dew in the morning.
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Ice Wisp
"Isn't it a bit early for soda?"
Nitroxus Soulspins
What soda? I love to drink the morning dew.
Yami Crosshide
dew what
Nitroxus Soulspins
Morning dew?
Yami Crosshide
...whats that
Nitroxus Soulspins
The water that lands on the grass, at the sunrise?
Yami Crosshide
...hmm....never tried it
Nitroxus Soulspins
Okay.
PB
Luckily it's morning dew rather than somepony who's an acquaintance of mine.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Hmm?
PB
*sighs* they're a drink pony...specifically a mountain dew soda pony
Nitroxus Soulspins
Why is that a thing? That's a scary existence.
PB
Honestly Dewey, the mountain dew pony is actually really cute but damn it's kinda awkward to think of something like that is all.
Nitroxus Soulspins
I know, its must be hard for them.
Comp
Was I the only one that did not think of mountain dew?
Nitroxus Soulspins
Thank you, its not supposed to be mountain dew.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Ever have those moments in which you are so stressed out that, you forget that we don't wear pants? That's little fact always makes me happier.
Charlie Blaze
Nope, but thats normally with my bra xD
Nitroxus Soulspins
Oh...well that's an interesting problem.
Charlie Blaze
ikr
Nitroxus Soulspins
Yeah
Yami Crosshide
...we dont have bits either if ya think about it
Nitroxus Soulspins
I don't get it.
Yami Crosshide
*sighs and then gos and explains to him the bird and the bees and shows him abunch of r34 of ponys to show what I mean by "bits"* do you get it now?
Nitroxus Soulspins
Why do you have the need to show me things that I really didn't need to know about?
Yami Crosshide
so you could understand.....so do you now
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Sighing, Nitroxus would just burrow into the ground.*
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would push over a desk to the middle of town. Sitting behind it, he was ready.* Okay, Truth or Dare, to the nth level! //Truth or Dar time!
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Yami Crosshide
you go first then...
Nitroxus Soulspins
True or Dare?
Yami Crosshide
truth
Nitroxus Soulspins
What exactly are you?
Yami Crosshide
I honestly don't know, im a creature who looks like an earth pony who can do magic beyond comprehension...existing everywhere and nowhere at the same time.....ANYWAY truth or dare.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Truth.
Icy Creation
"Which person chooses first?"
Nitroxus Soulspins
I can ask, Truth or Dare?
Icy Creation
"Um..." She pauses a moment, "Da-dare?" She had pretty much mentally flipped a coin.
Nitroxus Soulspins
Icy, I dare you to go a whole day without drinking a milkshake.
polo fastter
"truth" polo said simply
Nitroxus Soulspins
Polo, I must know. What are your thoughts on the spiciness of peppers, do you think we are putting too much time to create a spicy pepper?
polo fastter
"i mean some people like it hot while other people like it mild" polo said
Nitroxus Soulspins
Make sense. Now your turn. Ask me bro
polo fastter
"how many time have you dug into someone house?"
Amethyst Shimmer
Truth
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