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Sophia’s Little Munsters
i hope you inhale dirt and green bean seeds so i can nurture the vines, harvest what grows, cook them with my best recipe and spit them out right in front of you.
Bright Brave
So the vines would grow from where?
Ice Wisp
Not before marriage you brazen little hussy.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
a Wonderful announcement, my friends! i am no longer posting weird things! nope! all normal from here on out!
Bright Brave
Now I’m sad.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
good. be sad. cry, even. the tears will cascade down onto the soil and nurture the nature we’ve destroyed. you may as well slobber on rocks, destroy your socks, change your locks and move to ft. Knox cause we’ve done irreversible damage to our egosystem (spelled like that intentionally) and the best...View More
Sophia’s Little Munsters
damn, didn’t even last a full hour
Bright Brave
Making me the victor. 😎
Sophia’s Little Munsters
imagine someone had worms for teeth now imagine they’re trying to suck your finger
Liath Mac Medb
Now this is quality content
Sophia’s Little Munsters
anything is quality if it exists. :) do you rate this as good “wonderfully executed plan, played out by a clearly enchanting person” content? or “the direct result of monkeys at a typewriter shortly after their barrel was kicked down a steep hill” content? it is vital.
Liath Mac Medb
Perhaps it's the wonderfully executed plan of a charming monkey at a typewriter after it's barrel was kicked down a steep hill.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
i did not think of this... i have been beaten :(
Icy Creation
What /kind/ of worms? ...And /why/?
Sophia’s Little Munsters
the squirmy kind. wriggling, writhing, the ones you pierce in order to trick a poor, dumb animal into piercing itself. they wiggle a lot. and because they like you but don’t know how to express those feelings. they hope their small, meaningless action will make you think about them— unaware that it...View More
Liath Mac Medb
Asking the real questions
Icy Creation
This is the most amazing response I've seen in ages.
Liath Mac Medb
I was here for this
Celtic Cross
TBH I am lowkey interested now tho
Ice Wisp
I'd suck out the worms one by one and feed them to some baby birds.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
this deadass turned my stomach and i hate your fucking guts now
Ephemeria Spring
is it one to one for each teeth or by a huge ratio? gotta have enough for an effectively worm drill teef
Sophia’s Little Munsters
the average adult humanoid has 32 teeth. you have 32 worms moving in your gums now
Ephemeria Spring
gummy worms! but it'd be more fun if 32 teeth meant 320 worms...
Sophia’s Little Munsters
holy shit. i love you. congrats, i’m handing this page over to you now!! ahaha that was my plan all along. a clay witch cursed me with this page and my only escape is by passing it on. i can be free now.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
you can’t kill me in a way that matters :)
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polo fastter
polo turn on the 'say whatcha say' as she fired a gun
Sophia’s Little Munsters
i’ll eat that fucking lead like m&m’s
polo fastter
"you do realized these aren't lead bullets right?" polo said shooting gold bullets.
Geodevanni the Hippogriff
Geode closes the book and puts it on a dusty shelf to be forgotten.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
the book does not have a heartbeat. you do. you can feel it. it’s there. one day it will stop. the book does not have one. it won’t stop. your clock batteries are running out. parchment is forever. words exist even if no one can read them.
Geodevanni the Hippogriff
One is never truly dead if they are remembered, they live on in others. I need no physical form to exist so long as I remain in memory. Being forgotten is true and while perhaps not always permanent it is the closest thing one can get to a true end. So if that is true. No one can be killed in a wa...View More
Sophia’s Little Munsters
damn here i was spouting bullshit and you actually said something really cool this cult worked out after all!
Chorale
Do not make me have Maishi appear at Cynbel’s again.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
LEAVE ME ALONE i’M VIBING
Chorale
NEVER
Sophia’s Little Munsters
in order to be a true believer in the cult, you must also be my friend! be sure to specify that you want to be a true believer when you sign on :) also remember that friends, like youth, are temporar...View More
Bright Brave
Your youth might be temporary~
Sophia’s Little Munsters
no one is exempt from aging >:(
Sophia’s Little Munsters
hi my little sugary gumdrops!!! your gender may change (and if it does that’s great!) but you know what doesn’t? inevitability. the reaper always has an eye on you.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
scrolling through this page has been a sobering experience, i’ll see about getting a therapist lined up later in the week
Queen Umbra
Daww~
PB
Ah yes and in my case gender is the only difference. Not to mention I'm still rather immortal.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
worms are not so different from ropes. snakes are just triple braided organic ropes. so if you need to stop that pesky little cutie patootie from running away, a snake can be of big help!
Sophia’s Little Munsters
you can call me the grandmaster gummy worm, but i hope you can one day call me... friend :(
Sophia’s Little Munsters
milk and cookies, dearies!!!! the milk is a trap. milk’s hasn’t existed for 5 years.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
also? i hear the admin behind that Carmine Gumshoe fella.... really cool, really handsome. perfect guy. lovely individual. you should RP with him and talk with him and buy him presents off the dark web....
Manuel Rogerson
Okay. I will. All he has to do is come to me and ask to do these things. Minus the dark web thing.
Sophia’s Little Munsters
are you a wonewy wittle gwape??? well, stop it.
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Ice Wisp
...what
Sophia’s Little Munsters
idk bruh. posting oyster vomit word thoughts is what i’ve sadly been delegating myself to for the past while, possibly due to a lack of creativity or the proper channels to do something fun with the little bit of think-meat i have left. :(
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