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Daddy Cambia

Female. Lives in your Dreams,  Beyond Equestria. 43 years old
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Mutated Fern
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Forgotten Realms (The One you Forgot About)
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Daddy Cambia
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Cheddar Cheese
What makes you a daddy?
Daddy Cambia
Multiple BDSM relationships
Cheddar Cheese
But how can you do BDSM if 'Daddy Cambia' doesn't have the letter S?
Daddy Cambia
Because the sadism is in my heart.
NightStar
What is it like to be Cambia?
Daddy Cambia
Constant fear. Anything I do could see me banned without appeal from the website, even things that don't appear to be rule breaking can be twisted against me by the sufficiently motivated. All I aim to do is entertain. Also look up any descriptions of Gollum's life and that'll cover the remaining in...View More
Cally Ber
What made you move from RP to being you
Daddy Cambia
I honestly have no idea. The switch was too gradual to notice but it likely came from the Original Cambian personality of 'brusque bitch' Her snotty attitude morphed into IC replies which eventually morphed into the shitpost generator I am today.
Cally Ber
Do you plan to get back into RP or make another OC?
Daddy Cambia
Yes
Daddy Cambia
But seriously I do plan to, there's a remoddled Cambia down on paper, although I doubt I could ever shirk her current fame to rebuild her as 'Dusty Bones the Archeologist' So I may have to go for a new OC
Serendibite
Hotel?
Daddy Cambia
Go Compare.
Serendibite
You're supposed to say Trivago! ):<
Daddy Cambia
I dont play by your rules
Flam
Are you real?
Daddy Cambia
Unfortunately
Stardusk Strider
hi
Daddy Cambia
greekings
Zaten
are you a god?
Daddy Cambia
No. Gods can be killed.
Zaten
what are you, then
Daddy Cambia
Imagine for me, the sensation you feel on a dark, silent night. You lay alone, in your bed. In an empty home. The door stands slightly ajar, only a thin sliver of it open. You argue with yourself, fight against it, but in the end your gaze is drawn to the gap. That small streak of void between wood ...View More
Flam
R u a Qt3.14?
Daddy Cambia
Im a corpse on puppet strings
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Where my food noods at binch!? I haven't seen any steamy entrees in like forever!
Daddy Cambia
Sorry im depressed and havent been cooking as much because I fear failure
Amethyst the Hippogriff
// Oh... :c I'm legitimately sorry to hear that Cam. I hope things brighten up for you. I miss your food. It's sad how common it is for an artist to critique their own work into the ground... Your food is lovely, and I hope your spark for it returns. <3
Daddy Cambia
I did some duck w. plum and honey sauce the other day which was tight as shit but I was also hosting for like 3 people and had no time to snap photos
Daddy Cambia
Just for you because you appreciate it I found a risotto I made while trying to get into someones pants
Amethyst the Hippogriff
Perfect! <3
NightStar
Why isn’t it Momma Cambia instead of daddy?
Daddy Cambia
Because I've always been 'The girl your man calls Daddy'
NightStar
Which one?
Daddy Cambia
Which man? Uh Jeff Bezos