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Cipher Splint

Cipher Splint

Stop stealing my Chinese food dammit!

Male. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on January 19, 1992
Race
Earth Pony
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About Me
Not much to know really, don't bother asking stupid questions. Also you mess with my coffee, I mess with your kneecaps.
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Adapted
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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"Um... Kudo? What... What's that?" Rita would raise a brow of concern staring at the AR-15 hung on the office wall. "...A smoothie." Cipher proceeded to take a long sip from his smoothie.
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Cipher Splint
"No, really Kudo. What is that?" Rita sighs. "I think the kids call it a strap." "Kudo, no. They don't."... View More
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Cipher Splint
"Well... I'm gonna call it a night." Cipher proceeds to close and lock his office door, faceplanting into the desk and going to sleep.
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Cricket
A loud knock sounds at the door, likely waking Cipher up. "Are you sleeping on the floor again?" calls one of his coworkers.
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Cipher Splint
". . ." Cipher sits up and shouts back. "Maybe? The heck you want at this hour, Cricket?"
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Cricket
"I made you a smoothie"
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Cipher Splint
The sound of rustling could be heard behind the door before it unlocked with a click, the detective opening it soon after. "Uh... Thanks?"
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Cricket
"Your welcome!" Cricket says, handing him the smoothie before walking away down the hall.
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Cipher Splint
". . ." Cipher raised a brow and looked over at Rita. Rita just shrugs. "Sorry Kudo, I've got no clue on this one." He then just... Sorta shuts the door but leaves it unlocked, going back to drink his smoothie.
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Cipher Splint
Might bring back my OG pone Trent Mizuki for those that remember him from P2. I'll have to redo his art though... Yay work.
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Cipher Splint
"I shall now be throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up." Cipher proceeds to headbutt a lamp, breaking it.
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Glockenspiel
"thank you for making a sacrifice," said the green horse before proceeding to wear the lamp shade over his head.
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Cricket
Cricket watched this happen from a distance, giggling to herself.
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Cipher Splint
"Remember kids, violence isn't the answer to your problems." Cipher proceeds to load his revolver. "Violence is a question…" "...And the answer is 'yes'." ... View More
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Cipher Splint
Tfw you've been RPing in DMs and Chatrooms for YEARS and you gotta adjust to this 'wall post' thing. Whee.
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Chiller Sway
Yeah
Like May 30, 2020
Cipher Splint
Me: Hey, WiFi? You connected? My router: Yup. Me: Then FUCKING ACT LIKE IT
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Captain Sky N Nova
Good old wifi hate....I don't miss it
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Cipher Splint
Fuckin' fite me you bag'o scales
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Captain Sky N Nova
I will go 37 shades of pinecone on you
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Cipher Splint
Did you mean: 37 shades of useless?
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Cipher Splint
"Well... I'm probably going to regret this but... Whatever." Cipher places a sign on his desk that reads: 'Ask me anything' Rita could be heard cackling faintly in the distance.
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Pride
"If a pony punches himself/herself and it hurts, does that make him/her strong or weak?"
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Cipher Splint
"Pretty sure that just makes them fuckin' stupid in my book."
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Chiller Sway
Hotel?
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Cipher Splint
Cipher glares at the stallion before simply muttering. "...Trivago."
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Chiller Sway
Sway awards one (1) bap on snoot
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Cricket
"Do you want a smoothie?"
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Cipher Splint
tfw you're having a productive day and depression decides to come bursting out of nowhere to hit you in the back of the head with a cactus
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Chiller Sway
Getting hit with a cactus is a Jojo reference (trying to cheer up)
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Cipher Splint
The JoJoke is appreciated.
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Cricket
If you are dealing with depression, may I suggest a (not professional) therapy session? I'm offering therapy, but no one wants any.
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Cipher Splint
"Rita... Do I *have* to do this?" Cipher let out a quiet grumble. "Yup, no choice Kudo! I won the bet~!" The detective looked like he was doing everything he could to avoid hurling a stapler at Rita,... View More
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Cricket
As cricket walked down the hall, she could hear Cipher's voice floating from under his door. She had never heard him sing before, and was surprised at first to hear such a beautiful singing voice come out of the gruff pony. She walked away smiling. Perhaps they could sing together some time.
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