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Cipher Splint

Cipher Splint

Stop stealing my Chinese food dammit!

Male. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on January 19, 1992
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Earth Pony
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About Me
Not much to know really, don't bother asking stupid questions. Also you mess with my coffee, I mess with your kneecaps.
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Adapted
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Narrative
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Cipher Splint
Cipher squints at the clock on his office wall. "It's 2:16 AM... Why the FUCK am I awake still?" The detective then sips his coffee and sighs. "...Oh. Right."
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Ghostbit
Suddenly a ghostling on a skateboard rolled past Cipher Knocking the cup of coffee out of his hoof's.
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Cipher Splint
Simply not in the mood for bullshit this morning, Cipher proceeds to pull his revolver out of his desk and fires at the ghostling. It was loaded with blanks.
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Ghostbit
"AH! You know those can still kill somebody right!?" He Shouted hiding behind his desk
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Cipher Splint
"Yup. Though would you prefer I use live ammo? Maybe I will. Just remember that next time you mess with my coffee." Cipher grumbled and stowed the gun away.
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Ghostbit
"...Then i shouldn't have swapped you're coffee from the coffee maker with poison joke's...?" He said before walking away and running into a trash-can
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Cipher Splint
The detective narrowed his eyes then simply snorted. "Get rekt, scrub." Cipher laughed and unloaded his gun, getting up to start a fresh pot of coffee.
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Ghostbit
"WhAT DID YOU CALL ME!?" He Shouted slamming the trashcan on top of Cipher like a old loony toon's cartoon, so he couldn't see that vine's were comming out of his coffee machine.
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Cipher Splint
"Oh, I'm sorry..." He pinned his ears back and looked rather sad... Then pulled a megaphone out from under his desk. "...I SAID. GET. FUCKIN'. REKT. SCRUB."
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Ghostbit
"You do know you just said that inside the trash-can right..? So that should have Vibrated against it's walls" He Said slowly taking away his coffee machine to replace it with a better one.
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Cipher Splint
The detective didn't seem to care. He then put the trashcan back and proceeded to just leave the office.
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Ghostbit
After a while...the ghostling would come back with his new coffee machine.
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Cricket
//Gosh, I hope you don't get to bad effects from the poison joke
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Cipher Splint
//Lmao Cipher just like, drops dead an hour later.
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Cricket
//nooooooo! Don't die!
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Ghostbit
//Wha ? I Got him a new and Better coffee machine!
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