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Amity Guard

Male. Lives in Ponyville,  White Tail Woods,  Equestria. Born on January 21, 1994
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Unicorn Stallion
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Amity Guard
If you know what tree stars are, we're cool
Bok
I just need you to answer this one thing to make sure we're thinking of the same tree stars... do they look delicious even though they shouldn't look delicious?
Amity Guard
If you're a sharp tooth, they ain't delicious
Amity Guard
Hey tell me about your favorite cereal
and  liked this
Phalanx
Just mix everything into one bowl.
Amity Guard
Savage
Vy Thresh
Life
Amity Guard
Y'know I've always considered Life. Why do you like it?
Vy Thresh
It just has that great texture. Not too sweet but also not bland.
Zerathur "Grey" Naszberuk
Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for the Skull Throne, Milk for the Khorne Flakes.
VidsThePrince
Frosted flakes
Amity Guard
I'm kinda surprised y'all are about the corn flakes
Bok
Pillows
Amity Guard
I can't tell if this is a sarcastic answer or a brand I've never heard of before
Bok
Adsuidhaids sorry! I didn't give any cues: They're a type of cereal, there's several brands uvu...
Amity Guard
OHHHHH I've totally seen these before. They're always scary to me cause they got sharp corners
Bok
They get soft very fast because they kind of absorb the milk. I don't mind mushy cereal but if you hate it, you'll hate these
Amity Guard
Ahh so I'm the type that doesn't dunk everything cause I like the crunch so that's a fair assessment
Lenore
REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS REESE'S PUFFS
Amity Guard
PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE FLAVOR
Ice Wisp
Corn flakes, wheaties, and Captain Crunch.
Carmine Gumshoe
corn flakes, yes
Amity Guard
I'm surprised there's no cereals said that have excess amounts of sugar in them
Ice Wisp
I said captain crunch geez
Amity Guard
Amity claims you
The queen of changelings
"What?"
Amity Guard
Amity didn't stutter. C l a i m e d.
The queen of changelings
"What are hoping to do here?"
Amity Guard
"Assume control of the entire hive and then conquer the rest of this land for my Queen."
The queen of changelings
"You're queen being?"
Amity Guard
Amity puts a crown on his head. "Also me."
Princess Crystal
You claim me as your doll? Yay!
Amity Guard
Amity puts her on the rack with the other dolls.
Princess Crystal
*smiles sitting up there on the rack next to the other dolls*
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
Amity Guard
Amity shows you your list of benefits, which includes medical and dental.
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
"Oh, this is good. I like this"
Amity Guard
Now that she was compliant, Amity pampers her by taking her shopping.
Princess Corona Lionheart the IV
Surprisingly, Corona buys a bunch of non-girly stuff because she's practically a tomboy and growing up as an adventurer, she doesn't like the girly stuff
Carmine Gumshoe
“Finally.”
Amity Guard
Amity kidnaps and elopes with the horseband
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine accepts his fate. Good Ending #3
VidsThePrince
Wait what? Wdym claim me?
Icy Creation
"No. I refuse. I have inventions that need working on, milkshakes that need making! I don't need to be claimed..."
Amity Guard
Amity sits up groggily from his slumber, staring at you before grabbing you and pulling into snuggles with him.
War BrightBravemon
Easy there. I just woke up too
Carmine Gumshoe
Amity Guard
:(
Carmine Gumshoe
in a good way tho, shh
Icy Creation
She just accepts this. Ain't easy being soft, eh?
Amity Guard
Soft is perfect for the snugs
Icy Creation
But what of /cold/, eh? She was that as well. Like a cold pillow. Almost.
Amity Guard
Not as good for snugs
Icy Creation
Too bad. No getting rid of his new cold pillow snug now. Perhaps she'll warm up over time, eh?
Lola Lullaby
Lola's ears twitched and she felt somepony grabbing at her, her eyes slowly opening to see Armity. "Heey.. I don't like sleeping with others.." She complained, rolling back to her side.
Amity Guard
"But Lolaaaaaaa..." Amity grumbled and sighed as she moved away. Not only would she not provide snuggles, she kept rolling over with all the blankets.
Thunder Riff
Thunder is okay with this.
Amity Guard
Amity lays on the ground in front of a sunbeam.
Ice Wisp
Ice was the sunbeam
Amity Guard
They laid perpendicular to each other.
Quirky
Little did Amity know that he was actually shrunk down and the sunbeam was actually a beam of light going through a magnifying glass held by a little kid wanting to burn ants.
Amity Guard
Amity roasted alive.
Quirky
Now I feel bad for my dumb comment. ;n;
Little Luck
And I'm the little kid.
Quirky
That legitimately got a chuckle out of me. You literally made me laugh. XD
Little Luck
Burn tiny one. BURN!
Thunder Riff
Thunder replaces the actual sunbeam with a Sunbeam brand toaster.
Amity Guard
Amity snuggles the toaster.
Thunder Riff
A scalding-hot Asiago cheese bagel comes shooting out of the toaster slot after the 'Cancel' button was accidentally pushed.
Amity Guard
Amity is now part asiago cheese bagel.
Quirky
*legitimate reply* Quirky would walk over, looking at Amity as he laid there. "Trying to get a tan? I don't think you can get any redder." He says playfully.
Amity Guard
"Nah it's just comfy here." Amity kept his eyes close while barely lifting his mouth to speak, relaxing in a melting fashion while in the sunbeam.
Quirky
"Fair enough, mind some company?" He asks curiously.
Amity Guard
"Not at all." He said quietly.
Quirky
Quirky smiles and lies down next to him. "I warn you though, if I get too red, ponies may mistake us for twins~" He says playfully, imagining that situation and realizing he also was a black maned unicorn so they would look very similar in that situation.
Amity Guard
"Then don't stay around for too long. More sunbeam for me." He said with a pleased expression as his tail lazily swished around from side to side. "Getting burned would nooooot be fun."
Little Luck
*Me as a giant looking down at what is really making the sunbeam, those little machines that you find at the store that have hot dogs spinning on them* I just going to toast it a little more...
Little Luck
Wait... why are they moving. Might have to take them out now. *Gets 2 buns and picks the hot dogs up* Wait a minute... you ain't hot dogs. Darn it! How did you guys get so tiny?
War BrightBravemon
But thats how you die!
Amity Guard
Amity is wearing his finest 'Kiss the Cook' apron as he stands behind the grill at the local block party.
Little Luck
*jumps on grill* cook and eat me... NOW!!!!
Little Luck
Come on, kill me, I'm here!
Amity Guard
Amity steps back quietly.
Little Luck
COME BACK HERE OR I'LL COOK YOU!!!!! -_-
Lt Buster
Buster prepared by putting as much lipstick as possible. Why? Because it was time to kiss the cook.
Amity Guard
Amity looks at him nervously.
Dank Pony Child
Appears in front of the grill carrying the Amity body pillow from months ago.
Amity Guard
Amity appreciates the throwback
Little Luck
Come on! COOK ME!!!!
Dank Pony Child
THROWBACK YOU SAID? AlRIGHT! *throws the pillow on the grill*
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine never disobeys direct order from fabric. Amity only has seconds to live.
Amity Guard
Amity risks it for the Carmine biscuit.
Bok
Bok misinterprets the apron and kisses the grill.
Amity Guard
They've gone through a lot of gauze and burn cream.
Bok
Bok will feed through a straw for a long time.
Little Luck
Ey, man you good?
Amity Guard
Amity looks at you. "Apes strong together."
Little Luck
Carmine Gumshoe
“Apesona when?”
Star Sky
When is that h ape nning?
War BrightBravemon
Ponies strong together.
Greasemonkey
why would you say that to me
Amity Guard
"Strong. Together."
Amity Guard
As you're trotting along, you hear the skidding of wheels against some as a large wooden carriage comes barreling down towards. The carriage, not being pulled by any creatures, starts to screech as it...View More
Carmine Gumshoe
“This sounds like the type of low-brow shit I’m looking for!” Carmine exclaimed while proudly hopping in. The fact his kidneys haven’t been stolen yet is nothing short of a miracle.
Amity Guard
Amity had many plans for Carmine's kidn- I mean his pancre- I mean they're going to go have some fun.
War BrightBravemon
Get a load of these two Demonic lites.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt was in actual fact, not trotting, and stared at Amity. “What? And wake up some ancient demons or zombies? Sure! What the hell?!”
Amity Guard
"That's only the tip of the iceberg." The wooden wheels proceeded to burnout before they zoomed out of town.
Spirit Weaver
"... Shockingly I haven't gone dungeon delving for a while." And, she leapt atop the carriage, and pointed forwards, "Let's ride."
Amity Guard
Amity tossed her a pair of cool looking shades before he hit the proverbial gas on their wooden carriage, sailing off towards the horizon towards the looming grey of the future ahead of them.
Terrorhead
"Ah-... Ask the demon with no arms or legs to go into the probably dangerous dungeon. What do I look like a friggen knight?! I'd get mashed, get me kid?"
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