Axiom Crash

Male. Lives in Canterlot, Equestria. Born on August 15, 1985

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Axiom Crash

March 17, 2024 1:43 pm RP

"Finally got my own place," Axiom Crash says proudly to himself as he finishes nailing up the banner across the front of his home, which says in big letters "Welcome Me Party." He scratches his head a... View More

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Axiom Crash

Axiom wakes up for a minute, feeling a disturbance in the force. Did he forget foals exist again? He turns his head to the side and spots the filly looking at him. "Di-a-what?" he tries to repeat, trying to concentrate through the fog. "...oh diagnosis, okay..." His foggy mind struggles to put toget... View MoreAxiom wakes up for a minute, feeling a disturbance in the force. Did he forget foals exist again? He turns his head to the side and spots the filly looking at him. "Di-a-what?" he tries to repeat, trying to concentrate through the fog. "...oh diagnosis, okay..." His foggy mind struggles to put together how she got that idea. "Oh! I get it. That's a good one!" he laughs at what he assumes was a just a great pun, before gasping. "Oh shoot! I knew I should have waited until after I got some sleep to make any major decisions. Now everybody's going to think I've got some sort of disease. This. Won't. Do!" He levers himself to his feet and levitates out one of the 14 chalkboards from around his home, mounting it over the letters "ME" in his banner outside, then writing "ME: AXIOM CRASH, TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD" in decidedly smaller letters. He squints at it, rubbing his hoof to his chin. "I ... think that's better." He strolls back inside the party and nearly has a heart attack as he sees the filly in the same view as all the alcohol he has laid out everywhere. "Oh shoot, I did forget foals exist." He looks down at the pegasus filly, realizing he hasn't actually greeted her properly. "Oh yeah, thanks for the well-meaning yet personally horrifying congratulations. I'm Axiom Crash, paradox wizard-in ... self-training? I don't know. Starswirl always wanted to build out paradox theory more, but never had the time, so I hear, so that's many ponies out there that could teach me. Um. And who are you, little princess?" He bends down and smiles with a completely genuine smile. His horn lights up as in the background he hurriedly shifts the alcoholic drinks off to one side, and writes out a quick sign that says "adults only!" on it to put on the table, hoping that will be enough to solve it. There's plenty of other drinks, between seltzers, fruit juice, diet soda and ... there should have been coffee, dangit. Hopefully he didn't leave anything mixed in with the non-alcoholic drinks that shouldn't be there.

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Sprouting Bulb

Sprout blinked, then immediately trotted up to the "adults only" table. "I know I'm short, but I'm 23." She grabbed a can of cheap beer and popped it open before taking a sip. "Name's Sprouting Bulb, most ponies call me Sprout. I live in Ponyville, but a party's a party, right?" The pegasus chu... View More

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Axiom Crash

"Oh, um, wow. Okay, yeah, um, basically, the field known initially as paradox magic is theorized to in fact be the origin of all magic. The conception is that magic is possible because the laws of our reality are not perfectly aligned, so they can forced into contradictions, paradoxes, and if you ca... View More

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Sprouting Bulb

Sprout nodded as Axiom spoke. "I see...I knew it was supposedly the origin of our world's magic, but I never thought anypony would actually practice it today. But augmenting spells...what would be the practical application of that? Surely levitation and teleportation all work just fine as they ar... View More

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Axiom Crash

"Oh, sure. I've got handouts from every lecture I've ever done, at the very least." *He steps upstairs to his home office for a minute and comes back with a spiral-bound copy of his collated lecture materials.* "It's not all of my research, but it's what I've felt safe to publish. If you can wrap yo... View More

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Sprouting Bulb

Sprout eagerly grabbed and pocketed the lecture materials. "Thanks a million, Axiom!!! I'll start readin it on the train home!" She started to calm down a bit. "...so, uh, do you have any hobbies? Model kits, trading cards, soldering, martial arts..."

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Axiom Crash

"Huh, you know, those all sound like great things to get into. Model kits haven't been the same since I learned how to get the instructions to do themselves, but ... " His horn glows as he triggers a trap door in the ceiling, and shelves full of board games, card games, dice games, virtually any and... View More

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Sprouting Bulb

Sprout let out an excited shriek. "W-we should play one of these! O-or more than one!! Maybe I'll stay in Canterlot a little longer and we can play ALL of them!" She stopped and chuckled nervously. "...could I, uh...stay here until big bro sends me more money for a hotel?"

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Axiom Crash

Axiom Crash smiles sadly, "wow, that sounds awful. I didn't have a lot of friends growing up, but the ones I had were ... I don't know if I could say close, but we had a lot in common. I've made plenty of friends here in Canterlot, but ... it sounds like you were pretty close-knit. I'm not really su... View More

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Sprouting Bulb

"...I'd prefer not to talk about it." Sprout looked away, squeezing her eyes shut tightly. "Honestly, I...I shouldn't even be in Canterlot, but big bro insisted, said it was the only way I could heal...B-7."

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Axiom Crash

"Miss." He looks down, then up into her eyes. "I'm sorry. I know it hurts to start over, but if there's anything you ever need to talk to someone about, I'll listen, and I'll never tell another soul, unless you want me to. It helps to share these things. I wouldn't be where I am today without all th... View More

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Sprouting Bulb

"...promise not to tell?" she asked, her heart audibly pounding. "You'll support me, no matter what?"

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Axiom Crash

"Miss, F-5" ((Maybe we should do a few 5-shot salvoes, just so this doesn't take so long? We can still do extra shots for hits. You went first.))

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Sprouting Bulb

Spins tilted her head. "25?" ((idk, the whole "don't say which shots hit and missed" thing is kind of not my bag...))

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Axiom Crash

((Oh, sorry, I'm using a grid 20 rows down from the first. I'm supposed to just ignore the 20s digit, and I forgot. And we'd announce all the hits and misses, we'd just do them in fewer messages.)) ((Example: You'd say D5,C4,E3,F2,G1, and I'd say, "C4 hit, F2 hit, the rest miss, take your extra sho... View More

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