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Axiom Crash

Male. Lives in Canterlot, Equestria. Born on August 15, 1985

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Bright Brave Axiom Crash

August 9, 2024 8:00 am

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March 18, 2024 3:18 am

So I just dove into roleplaying here something like 15 hours ago, and it finally just hit me that I should actually introduce myself in an out-of-character way. I blame sleep deprivation. Hi! I've be... View More

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Butchie Callihan

Butchie Callihan

A lot of people on here have social anxiety. Approaching people being difficult even online. That said, most of us aren't prickly or anything. Just go out there and start friending potential rpers and be sure to read any potential rules; you fit in just fine. I do action horror, monster based rp, ... View More

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Axiom Crash

Thanks so much! My greatest fear has always been being a net negative presence to any roleplaying group I've joined. My college experiences were ... incredibly destructive to my self-esteem. It didn't help that my group kept bringing up Something Positive's dnd strips all the time, causing me to kee... View More

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Axiom Crash

So yeah, it's a struggle. I did a lot of tabletop roleplay, which is easier, since I get more immediate feedback on whether or not I'm on the track, and worse because I express myself so much better in writing. But of course, in text, I keep wondering if the other person is only roleplaying with me... View More

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Yearling Writer

Yearling Writer

Don't worry about it. We're all glad to have you here! There's never such thing as too late to join the herd. I go around as Yearling sometimes, others I'll be Honey Seep, but one of my more active characters on here is Star Hope. I tend to dive deep when it comes to rp and hardly ever break charact... View More

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Axiom Crash

Thank you! I'm starting to level out a bit more, and trying to think about how to bring in some of the other characters I've got ideas for. Mostly the image is the thing that's holding me back, not just because I don't have the art skills myself yet, but also just because I find it hard to be satisf... View MoreThank you! I'm starting to level out a bit more, and trying to think about how to bring in some of the other characters I've got ideas for. Mostly the image is the thing that's holding me back, not just because I don't have the art skills myself yet, but also just because I find it hard to be satisfied with anything. Funnily enough, I usually play exclusively female characters. Axiom Crash is the first male character I've felt comfortable playing in a long time, and I'm kind of using him to be the person I wish I had been when I was 20. He's up for anything, really, he's just kind of curious about everything. A big part of his character is having a brain that doesn't work like anypony else's and having difficulty finding anypony who can relate to him, so he tries extra hard to relate to everypony he runs into in hopes of someday finding what he doesn't know he needs. Just an explorer, up for anything. As for what I like in my roleplay ... I've done so much stuff it's hard to nail down any one thing. I can definitely tell you that I love Burn Notice. I really love larger-than-life characters with strong empathy for others, that's a big theme. I love doing the X-Com thing of accumulating assets and technology to fight an overwhelming and unknown threat. I love slow-burn progression in my roleplays, but they often fall apart once they accumulate too many characters and obligations to keep track of. But you have to know people pretty well and have a high degree of investment to keep something like that running, and I imagine things here are more loose. So I guess, I love action, adventure, science fiction (especially when I end up discovering new paradigms in ethics and identity), horror (big fan of Junji Ito, SCP (antimemes especially)), I think I do enjoy romance, but my primary love language is touch and that's challenging and taboo, so I've just never been able to understand or identify with romance in movies or tv all that well or get my own needs met in real life. I like mystery, exploration and discovery. I love puzzles, and I love facing up against masterminds and outthinking them. And I tend to be very verbose.

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Yearling Writer

Yearling Writer

I could actually recommend something to you for images of your characters. PonyTown is a good place to make your characters on and take screenshots of them. I honestly find it a lot more detailing than some pony maker sites out there, so I use it for characters I don't really have any art for. It's ... View MoreI could actually recommend something to you for images of your characters. PonyTown is a good place to make your characters on and take screenshots of them. I honestly find it a lot more detailing than some pony maker sites out there, so I use it for characters I don't really have any art for. It's not too hard to find everything you need on there, and it also doubles as a social place for many pony fans like us where you can go out and interract with others as your ponies. There is a slight catch though, as unique creatures like dragons or minotaurs can't be made on there (Believe me, I wish I could give Roark some love) but overall, it's a good place to chill and male your characters. I find it pretty interesting that a lot of people's character's on here are mostly extensions of what they wish they could be, granted it's not alien to me. I had a few characters like that as well, but I've mainly resorted to putting a bit of myself in every character I make rather than lumping everything into one. Each character I have basically has a mind of their own and most will differ in their responses to other characters people have as well, so if something is said in rp from one character, don't necessarily take it as that's what I think, but rather what that character thinks instead. I tend to like doing a lot of long term rps, but I do experience burnout every now and then from a combination of pain, work, and constant rp, usually without much time to myself in between, so if we do rp and I have moments of absence in them, it's usually just me trying to recover or sometimes I've just forgotten. Feel free to send me a boop anytime you'd like to continue something or like a comment on the rp to notify me. Lastly, I think we could have a great time rping together. If you ever want to, just hit me up, comment on a post on any of my characters labled rp, or just boop me if you'd like. And don't worry about being verbose, a lot of people, like myself, on here don't mind it too much.

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March 17, 2024 1:43 pm RP

"Finally got my own place," Axiom Crash says proudly to himself as he finishes nailing up the banner across the front of his home, which says in big letters "Welcome Me Party." He scratches his head a... View More

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Axiom Crash

Axiom wakes up for a minute, feeling a disturbance in the force. Did he forget foals exist again? He turns his head to the side and spots the filly looking at him. "Di-a-what?" he tries to repeat, trying to concentrate through the fog. "...oh diagnosis, okay..." His foggy mind struggles to put toget... View MoreAxiom wakes up for a minute, feeling a disturbance in the force. Did he forget foals exist again? He turns his head to the side and spots the filly looking at him. "Di-a-what?" he tries to repeat, trying to concentrate through the fog. "...oh diagnosis, okay..." His foggy mind struggles to put together how she got that idea. "Oh! I get it. That's a good one!" he laughs at what he assumes was a just a great pun, before gasping. "Oh shoot! I knew I should have waited until after I got some sleep to make any major decisions. Now everybody's going to think I've got some sort of disease. This. Won't. Do!" He levers himself to his feet and levitates out one of the 14 chalkboards from around his home, mounting it over the letters "ME" in his banner outside, then writing "ME: AXIOM CRASH, TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD" in decidedly smaller letters. He squints at it, rubbing his hoof to his chin. "I ... think that's better." He strolls back inside the party and nearly has a heart attack as he sees the filly in the same view as all the alcohol he has laid out everywhere. "Oh shoot, I did forget foals exist." He looks down at the pegasus filly, realizing he hasn't actually greeted her properly. "Oh yeah, thanks for the well-meaning yet personally horrifying congratulations. I'm Axiom Crash, paradox wizard-in ... self-training? I don't know. Starswirl always wanted to build out paradox theory more, but never had the time, so I hear, so that's many ponies out there that could teach me. Um. And who are you, little princess?" He bends down and smiles with a completely genuine smile. His horn lights up as in the background he hurriedly shifts the alcoholic drinks off to one side, and writes out a quick sign that says "adults only!" on it to put on the table, hoping that will be enough to solve it. There's plenty of other drinks, between seltzers, fruit juice, diet soda and ... there should have been coffee, dangit. Hopefully he didn't leave anything mixed in with the non-alcoholic drinks that shouldn't be there.

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Sprouting Bulb

"Hay, I'm not 'anomalously' tiny! This is a perfectly normal size for a mare! I'm a good head taller than the average schoolfilly!" Sprout chuckled and finished off her beer. "You got a recycling bin yet, by the way? I don't wanna leave your house as a mess." "But creating a paradox...I wonder... View More

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Axiom Crash

"Oh yeah here under the sink, I'll just pull it out for now." He pulls out his blue recycling bin and leaves it in a visible place under one of the tables. "Well, let's see, in my theories, there's nine fundamental paradoxes ... well I've documented hundreds more than that at this point, but anywho,... View More"Oh yeah here under the sink, I'll just pull it out for now." He pulls out his blue recycling bin and leaves it in a visible place under one of the tables. "Well, let's see, in my theories, there's nine fundamental paradoxes ... well I've documented hundreds more than that at this point, but anywho, there's things like the speed of light being slightly different in very specific directions, which it's not supposed to be, get the alignment exactly right, and you can get rays to arrive in the wrong order, thus, a paradox, where one set of laws says one thing should happen, but in practice, a different thing happens, and since the universe works largely off of entanglement and prediction based on the universal waveform, this causes a rippling discontinuity to propagate, like a stormfront, and it resolves as soon as an event occurs that is dependent upon the outcome of the initial event, at which point the universe can no longer ignore the anomaly and must decide one way or the other, the order in which the rays arrived." "Just an example, but in this case, we've split the universe in half, where one half has been acting as if the event went one way, and the other half has been acting as if it went a different way. Chaos theory dictates that these may actually look very different on the quantum scale, though perhaps not immediately apparent on the macro scale. In the end, the principle is pretty simply that one half of the universe must change to match the other, and that sudden shift in reality is a semi-traumatic event that can redistribute potentially vast amounts of energy." "Anyways, that's the basic gist. And as for sleeping, don't worry about it. You'll die anyway if you don't sleep." He drinks the last of his punch and tosses the cup away. "Hope I'm not being too long-winded." "And, as for dragons and changelings. Changelings definitely can use paradox magic, it's flexible enough for that. I'm ... not really sure what a breezie is, honestly. And pegasi should be able to by utilizing the weather, at least. Especially using lightning, you can definitely get some good mismatches with anything that travels at the speed of light, although it would require a quite massive setup."

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Sprouting Bulb

Sprout tossed her can into the recycling bin. "Changelings can use it? Interesting...what could changelings do with it? Could they, say, copy the magic of what they changed into? If such a changeling changed into Princess Celestia...would they be able to control the sun?" She gasped in exciteme... View More

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Axiom Crash

"Oh, sure. I've got handouts from every lecture I've ever done, at the very least." *He steps upstairs to his home office for a minute and comes back with a spiral-bound copy of his collated lecture materials.* "It's not all of my research, but it's what I've felt safe to publish. If you can wrap yo... View More

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Axiom Crash

"Oh, sure! It's kind of cheeky game, that one. But yes, I've got one here, had it since I was a foal, actually." He gingerly pulls out a beaten up box from the shelf, clearly a game that has been well-loved over the years. He chuckles as he opens the box and sets the game up. "I used to just play wi... View More

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Sprouting Bulb

Sprout giggled at the state of some of the pieces as she set up her ships and grabbed her pegs. "Adorable. I never really had toys or board games as a foal, so...usually I just spent time talking with my friends. I miss them..." She looked down sadly. "...sorry, it's just...Canterlot reminds me... View More

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Axiom Crash

Axiom Crash smiles sadly, "wow, that sounds awful. I didn't have a lot of friends growing up, but the ones I had were ... I don't know if I could say close, but we had a lot in common. I've made plenty of friends here in Canterlot, but ... it sounds like you were pretty close-knit. I'm not really su... View More

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Axiom Crash

Axiom Crash smiles sadly, "wow, that sounds awful. I didn't have a lot of friends growing up, but the ones I had were ... I don't know if I could say close, but we had a lot in common. I've made plenty of friends here in Canterlot, but ... it sounds like you were pretty close-knit. I'm not really su... View More

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Sprouting Bulb

((i busted out an actual game of Battleship for this btw)) Spins smirked. "Miss. G-3." She placed a white pin on her board. "But what do I get if I sink one of your ships?"

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Axiom Crash

((I'm just using a spreadsheet, lul, don't have an actual copy myself)) "Oh, hmm ... " Axiom thinks to himself. "I mean, I guess there's some confessions I could make, some things I've never told anypony else ... yeah, I already know the first one." "Miss, H-3"

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Sprouting Bulb

"Hm. Backstory for backstory, eh? Miss. C-5."

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Axiom Crash

"Miss, F-5" ((Maybe we should do a few 5-shot salvoes, just so this doesn't take so long? We can still do extra shots for hits. You went first.))

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Axiom Crash

"G4 and H4 are hits, and that sinks my frigate! Good job." He puts a second red peg up on the top of his board. "The rest are misses, and you've got two more shots." "Yeah, meeting an alien would be nice, for a change, actually. I've only ever run into threats from this world, from a long time ago... View More"G4 and H4 are hits, and that sinks my frigate! Good job." He puts a second red peg up on the top of his board. "The rest are misses, and you've got two more shots." "Yeah, meeting an alien would be nice, for a change, actually. I've only ever run into threats from this world, from a long time ago. Let's start with something somewhat pleasant. You may or may not remember a 'smile virus' from a while ago that struck Ponyville and lasted for a few days. Nopony really ever spoke about it after the fact, it's not even really written down anywhere." "Turns out, for the past few million years or something crazy like that, we ponies have had a ... biological softlock. Other species, too. If we get *too* happy, it causes a self-sustaining feedback loop, an addictive cycle that essentially blows out our ability to feel pain or pleasure other than pure joy. Affected ponies have these huge grins on their faces, and it's transmittable by blood, but also by simply trying to imagine how happy they are. It almost got me while I working on fixing it." "I found a pony in the Everfree, or rather, she found me. She called herself Ghost, and over the course of the next few hours, I deduced with her that she was the ponification of everyone who had fallen to the virus, but also, of the ponies that caused it..." "...in short, they had tried to eliminate all material needs, and all barriers between people, and the magic, the cornucopia, as it was called, unfortunately contained an unresolved paradox complex, a phenomenon I now refer to as a theta-nought-zero, or triple-zero infinitely compounding paradox complex, that magnified in severity until the spells collapsed, destroying the center, but around the edges, some remnants of the spells remained and continued to affect all creatures on the entire planet." "It took 249,376 paradox spells meticulously chained together to perfectly cancel out the damage and put things right. In the process, it undid the damage to our genetic line, and as soon as it was over, I realized the world had lost a grayness I didn't know it had. Our happiness was literally capped by our biology to protect us, and now, I unlocked that lost capacity." "And ... you're the first pony I've ever told about that." "...it's your move."

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Sprouting Bulb

((sorry, gotta put this on hold, circumstances require me to not be around my battleship board :/ ))

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Axiom Crash

((sure! Thanks for rping with me so much tonight. It's been incredible. :D I hope you've had fun, too! I'm gonna add a little bit more since it was just a bunch of exposition without any real emotional weight behind it.)) Axiom Crash takes a while to process his own emotional reaction to that story... View More

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Nitroxus Soulspins

Nitroxus Soulspins Axiom Crash

March 17, 2024 10:09 am

*Nitroxus would float down from a large green bubble. Upon landing, it popped and he bowed. With a smile, he would introduce himself.* Good Joy to you! Welcome to this magical realm, I really hope you... View More

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"Oh, really? Huh." He says with a slightly surprised expression, before he steps back. He considers for a moment. "I guess I was just feeling incredibly lonely, and I was just overjoyed not to be rejected outright." And looking up and to the left, and nods to himself. "And yes, I don't have much of ... View More

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Nitroxus Soulspins

Nitroxus Soulspins

That is ironic. I have an incredible sense of self-perseveration. Massive paranoia. I'm glad that I can still be helpful today. So, what's your name by the way?

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Axiom Crash

Ah! Right, I'm Axiom Crash, my special talent is paradox magic, for which I was gifted with a mind that thinks in paradoxical logic. It's umm ... a lot like math, but even harder -- for most ponies, but not for me. The theory goes that magic originally comes from our universe's fundamental mechanics... View More

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Nitroxus Soulspins

Nitroxus Soulspins

Seem like you have your work cut out for you. Wait, you patched reality itself? How?

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Axiom Crash

With two-hundred ninety-six thousand and forty-seven chained paradox spells. Think of it like assembly programming, but instead of working with numbers and mathematical and addition and multiplication and etcetera, you're working with paradoxes and inversions, confluxes, convergences and so on. It s... View More

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*Sling would blink.* I feel like this knowledge would either crush my brother's Nitroxus's mind. Or make him even more paranoid.... So much magic.

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