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Damean the paranormal detective

Male. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on July 27, 2000
Race
Defective lesser demon
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Damean the paranormal detective
"I know times are tough for a lot of creatures out there. Just remember, everyone depressed right now so you aren't alone"
Chow Chow
Aye
Captain Sky N Nova
"...ok but how is that supposed to help me exactly?"
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean shrugged "I heard misery loves company. I uhhh... don't really know what to do past that"
Captain Sky N Nova
"Well you're fricken useless then."
Damean the paranormal detective
"I.... get that alot"
Seir Genevieve
Seir lowers his magazine. "Do you need a raise?" he arches a brow.
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean raised an eyebrow "Would you actually give me a raise boss?"
Damean the paranormal detective
QnA with the half demon boi. lez go
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Chow Chow
Uhhhhh. Any weaknesses?
Damean the paranormal detective
"If you stab me in the face I'll die... that and holy water gives me a nasty burn"
Chow Chow
“Stab you in the face with anything? A toothpick? I NEED SPECIFICS MAN!”
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean sighed "You're a pony yeah? You know how certain things hurt you right? Getting beat up and cut with blades? Same stuff hurts me"
Chow Chow
“Doesn’t seem like much of a demon.” >:(
Damean the paranormal detective
"Sorry to disappoint. I'm not really a big strong monster or something. If you want a fight I'm not it. I can hardly throw a punch"
Spec Steele
chug jug with me?
Damean the paranormal detective
Think we can get a vic roy?
Seir Genevieve
What's his general opinion about demons? Is it biased because of his backstory? How does it affect how he sees himself?
Damean the paranormal detective
He's normally pretty skeptical of demons. Most of them aren't up to anything wholesome and the few he does talk to tend to look down on him. So he doesn't really have too much love for other demons. In terms of how it affects his view on himself he does wish that he wasn't a weird mix of pony and de...View More
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean was intensely focused on pouring a large bottle of water into smaller ones, he was being VERY careful.
polo fastter
polo just slammed the door and said "wrong room". polo leave the room looking for the bathroom.
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean would narrow his eyes slightly as he read from a piece of paper "Hello every creature I have a once in a lifetime opportunity for you. Me and my associates are willing to trade your soul or the...View More
Seir Genevieve
Seir watches from behind a nearby bush with pride.
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Lenore silently sniffed the air and glanced to the bush.
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean would nod Seir "Make the pitch. Close the deal" He said quietly to himself
polo fastter
"ya am not getting killed by a dead Pegasus demon" polo said simply as he heard that deal before.
Damean the paranormal detective
"I wasn't going to kill anyone pal"
polo fastter
"hmm na" polo said as he leave the room.
Damean the paranormal detective
"Alright pal, have a good one"
Carmine Gumshoe
“Demon boyfriend or no deal.”
Damean the paranormal detective
"I mean I'm a demon and I guess I'm single"
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine shrugged. “Okay.”
Damean the paranormal detective
"So err... I guess. Oh right!" He would produce another piece of paper and a pen from his coat "Just sign this please"
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine had nothing to lose, so he signed the copy. Real neat too! “Cool! Olive Garden. 6. Movie after. I choose. Deal?”
Damean the paranormal detective
"Yeah sounds good" He said as he stashed the contract back into his jacket "I'm going to buy snacks for the movie at a dollar store. Want anything?"
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus would roll on the ground like a ball toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Damean the paranormal detective
"I don't get the whole april fools thing"
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Phoenix Genevieve
"Well, some dambasses didn't get the memo that the first day of the year was moved to January 1st, rather than April 1st which is was previously, and then we created an entire day to making fun of them. It's quite beautiful, honestly."
Calaco
i did not realize this was the origins of such an auspicious day
Damean the paranormal detective
"Shows what I know about history. Surprisingly the education system in hell didn't really prepare me for life up here" He'd joke with a chuckle "I like this holiday then. All the other ones are about peace and love but the one thing that really brings ponies together is laughing at idiots"
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