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Damean the paranormal detective

Male. Lives in  Canterlot,  Equestria. Born on July 27, 2000
Defective lesser demon
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Damean the paranormal detective
Damean was intensely focused on pouring a large bottle of water into smaller ones, he was being VERY careful.
polo fastter
polo just slammed the door and said "wrong room". polo leave the room looking for the bathroom.
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean would narrow his eyes slightly as he read from a piece of paper "Hello every creature I have a once in a lifetime opportunity for you. Me and my associates are willing to trade your soul or the...View More
Seir Genevieve
Seir watches from behind a nearby bush with pride.
Lenore silently sniffed the air and glanced to the bush.
Damean the paranormal detective
Damean would nod Seir "Make the pitch. Close the deal" He said quietly to himself
polo fastter
"ya am not getting killed by a dead Pegasus demon" polo said simply as he heard that deal before.
Damean the paranormal detective
"I wasn't going to kill anyone pal"
polo fastter
"hmm na" polo said as he leave the room.
Damean the paranormal detective
"Alright pal, have a good one"
Carmine Gumshoe
“Demon boyfriend or no deal.”
Damean the paranormal detective
"I mean I'm a demon and I guess I'm single"
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine shrugged. “Okay.”
Damean the paranormal detective
"So err... I guess. Oh right!" He would produce another piece of paper and a pen from his coat "Just sign this please"
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine had nothing to lose, so he signed the copy. Real neat too! “Cool! Olive Garden. 6. Movie after. I choose. Deal?”
Damean the paranormal detective
"Yeah sounds good" He said as he stashed the contract back into his jacket "I'm going to buy snacks for the movie at a dollar store. Want anything?"
Nitroxas Soulspins
*Nitroxus would roll on the ground like a ball toward the pony. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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Damean the paranormal detective
"I don't get the whole april fools thing"
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Phoebe Genevieve
"Well, some dambasses didn't get the memo that the first day of the year was moved to January 1st, rather than April 1st which is was previously, and then we created an entire day to making fun of them. It's quite beautiful, honestly."
i did not realize this was the origins of such an auspicious day
Damean the paranormal detective
"Shows what I know about history. Surprisingly the education system in hell didn't really prepare me for life up here" He'd joke with a chuckle "I like this holiday then. All the other ones are about peace and love but the one thing that really brings ponies together is laughing at idiots"
Damean the paranormal detective
"So why everyone pointing a shotgun at me?"
Captain Sky N Nova
"Did you see the 'no entry restricted area' sign?"
Capt. Cherri Pai
"omae wa mou shindieru"
It's a test poster for John Wick 4: Wick & Furious
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