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Eric Cartman

Eric Cartman

Male. Born on July 1, 1997
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//Does anybody know any old users contacts from Discord or something I miss the old users here and wanna get back in contact really nostalgic for me
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Eric Cartman
“Oh no, I’m stuck here with Kahl…”
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Eric Cartman
"Why do Stan and Kahl hang out with you dumb ponies? it's so girly and stupid!"
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Hawk
"Speak for yourself, child" Hawk would say as he looked down on the fatty. "Besides, I know none of whoever you named."
Eric Cartman
"Fuck you!"
Hawk
"Go eat some soap, and run on a treadmill if you're gonna be rude."
PB
Depending on interpretation of us we can seem pretty epic i mean have you seen the one where unicorns stabbed a dude in the heart? Then there's the cupcake universe that has one of us being a cannibal. Yeah funny how I know the first exists but eh dimensions and all that.
Eric Cartman
"Epic? hmm....no."
PB
Ah well then apologies then I assumed some form of action or horror would've been more favorable than the original concept of us. Alright then well then I won't waste your time and go explode some stuff with my modified paintballs for my paintball gun.
Eric Cartman
Cartman's eyes grew wide "Did he say...Explode? Oh my fuck this sounds kinda kewl..." he said in his head "Wait!" he yelled
PB
*seemed curious as to why he should wait but wouldn't question it as he waited a bit for him before continuing to his destination that had targets of wide varieties ranging from cars to basic bullseye targets* Alright keep all limbs together and we will have an explosive time!
Flam
"Whell maybe dude if you dont have your head so far your fat ass youd realise we are trapped here." Kenny spat back in mumbles
Eric Cartman
"Shut up Kenny we'll get home soon so I can kick all your asses!" >:( "Especially you KAHL! It's all your fault!"
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*i arrive*
Estelle the unicorn
"oh hey Cartman some pony told me you were so fat and poor you make the fastest dumbest pony here look better then you Fatboy"
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Eric Cartman
>:(
Buttery Scotch
What is this cyber bullying
peanuts the peanut
*boop*
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Eric Cartman
“What the hell are you doing?”
Buttery Scotch
"That's cool but, can you sing the cheesy poofs theme song with both hands tied behind your back?"
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Eric Cartman
“Uhhh…Fuck you for making me feel stupid! But of course I can ok!” Looks around “Uh kahl…Can you tie me up!” Kyle looked annoyed “I’m not doing that fatass!”
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