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Flash Wilson

Flash Wilson

Male. Lives in  Equestria. Born on April 15, 1995
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Unicorn
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Maybe
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Rookie journalist/reporter on the search of his first big story to sell!
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Canon or AU!
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Narrative Multi-Paragraph
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Flash Wilson
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Flash holds up today's newspaper with a proud smile, "I wrote this article about you!" He says. The title, 'Stinky Stupid Head Smells BAD!', there's even a picture! #rp
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Meino Mysticforger
"That's not me! That can't be me." Meino looked closer at the picture. "Mmm, yep. This looks AI generated...THE NERVE!"
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Meino Mysticforger
"The only statements my lawyer is going to make are on how much YOU are going to pay ME for defamation! We'll see who is the 'smelly bad' then!" Meino laughed and whipped out his phone. "Oh buddy, I bet you think I won't call him up. I bet you think you have won, but there is no winning here." Meino... View More
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Flash Wilson
Flash paused, then suddenly leaned in and sniffed Meino closely. Scrunching his face after a mere second, Flash waved a hoof in front of his nose! "Phew! No statements needed! I think I got it all right here-" He clicks his pen and wiggles his eyebrows, "In the fine print!"
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Meino Mysticforger
"Ah, okay. Go ahead and say whatever. I shower and your word is only YOUR word." Meino tapped on his phone and searched up a few things. "Let's see here...yep, this guy is a fraud. Says so on one of your competitors' websites." Meino chuckled as he scrolled through a bunch of random websites. "Oh bu... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Oddeus looked at flash and smiled, "Awe... Kiddo's first article! Keep at it young man. You must want an autograph!" Oddeus signed his name as 'Dr. Odd' on the page he was holding up. "I'm glad to support upstarts like yourself." Odd put his pen in his coat pocket and gave a thumbs up before walk... View More
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Flash Wilson
"Wha-," Flash stared, dumbstruck, then waved his paper up at the retreating Dr. "I'm a chief writer! I've written dozens of articles! HUNDREDS! I CALLED YOU STINKY!" Unbelievable, Flash had gotten beat by his own game! This was unbearable... time to write more stinky articles about the Dr.! "He.. ... View More
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Dr. Oddeus Reiner
Odd would hear all this and shake his head, "Mana addicts. Like get a job or something." He mumbled to himself.
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Flash Wilson
And thus began their superhero nemeses! Dr. Oddeus and the Flash! At least that's what he drew in a very mean comic strip the next sunday!
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PB
Well Blue Blood is worse than this...honestly if you trying to attack me in the most ethical manner this ain't it as it actually kinda falls short. Not to mention being stuck painting Blue Blood for every one of his commissions is enough to drive one insane. Also I literally just smell like peanuts.... View More
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Soliana Flare
*she would immediately burn the paper to a crisp.* The only one who's stinky here is you for making up that awful lie!
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