Horse.
Lambia
Female.
Lives in Horsetown, Trottingham,
Equestria.
Born on August 21, 1979
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About Me
I will forever think I am funnier than I am.
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I regard most of you with contempt.
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Maxh Vezpyre
Yes
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January 13, 2026
PinkBow
When it comes to the end and we have to eat each other, I plan on fattening you up and eating you last <3
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January 13, 2026
Lambia
You don't get dipping sauce with coconut crabs they're already flavoured, you ... Libertarian!!
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January 13, 2026
PinkBow
Yeah you do it’s literally a pina colada sauce!!
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January 13, 2026
Lambia
You're about to get your pinas colada'd if you don't watch your mouth.
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January 13, 2026
Brady Thunderfoot
Oh yeah? Will I regard you with MILD rage. Ha.
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January 13, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
Away with you wench
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January 13, 2026
Lambia
At 160° until you're reading 70°C internally for 5 seconds no less.
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January 13, 2026
Chelsea Hooves
Are those pork temps!!
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January 13, 2026
Lambia
Any meat to be honest when you're frying it
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January 13, 2026
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