Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
Male.
Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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At the end of the day, we're all going to become crabs
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Dr. Norman Reiner
Norm slammed his paw on a metaphorical table and said, "NO! I REBUKE YOUR IDEALS"
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August 12, 2025
Unibrew Press
I promise you being a crab is ten times as cool as whatever you're planning to evolve into
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August 12, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
-Flips hair.- Better to become a crab than to get crabs I guess.
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August 12, 2025
Unibrew Press
I feel like this goes without saying but I guess so
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August 12, 2025
Vanil
I reject carcinization, I shall instead evolve back into ape.
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August 12, 2025
Hawk
REJECT CRAB
RETURN TO MONKE
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August 12, 2025
Unibrew Press
Hang on i thought we all agreed to evolve into crabs, I'm too far into this now, I've opened an underwater burger joint and everything
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August 12, 2025
Vanil
That's dumb. Who is going to buy your burgers? Anchovies and/or other random assortment of fish? I hope you're not the one cooking jt. I'd sooner trust a sea sponge than some grubby crab.
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August 13, 2025
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