Earth Pony
Unibrew Press
Male.
Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS, Ponyville,
Equestria.
Born on January 18, 1900
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About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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I'm not ready for December, that's when all my short buddies have to go back to Santa's workshop to help build Xboxes...
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Bright Brave
The cycle has moved to Nintendos again.
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November 24, 2025
Unibrew Press
Santa fabricated the myth that he doesn't exist so Nintendo doesn't sue him.
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November 24, 2025
Vanil
The <5'7" filter. Still miss my homie. Hope Santa's treating him right.
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November 24, 2025
Unibrew Press
Well it's better than working for Willy Wonka that's for sure
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November 24, 2025
Vanil
I wouldn't worry about that. His days of willy wonking may be coming to an end real soon. He's in the list and repeatedly mentioned in the emails.
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November 24, 2025
Brady Thunderfoot
I miss The pumpkin king already. Hoping he replaces santa again this year.
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2
November 24, 2025
Shifter Burnside
you not short you average height
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November 25, 2025
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Earth Pony