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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
I'm not ready for December, that's when all my short buddies have to go back to Santa's workshop to help build Xboxes...
1 person liked this.
Bright Brave
The cycle has moved to Nintendos again.
Like 3 hours ago
Unibrew Press
Santa fabricated the myth that he doesn't exist so Nintendo doesn't sue him.
Like 3 hours ago
Hawk
That's going in The Book
Like 3 hours ago
Vanil
The <5'7" filter. Still miss my homie. Hope Santa's treating him right.
Like 3 hours ago
Unibrew Press
Well it's better than working for Willy Wonka that's for sure
Like 3 hours ago
Vanil
I wouldn't worry about that. His days of willy wonking may be coming to an end real soon. He's in the list and repeatedly mentioned in the emails.
Like 2 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
I miss The pumpkin king already. Hoping he replaces santa again this year.
Like 3 hours ago