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Repeat after me: Changing three or four words of a quote is NOT paraphrasing.
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Stardusk Strider
Psh, I'll just say I said it in the bibliography. I am a genus after all!
Like August 29, 2019
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"Abby is bae." - Me, just now.
Like August 29, 2019
Lula Vieve
In order to parapharase you can't just change 3 or 4 words. smh mh
Like August 29, 2019
Aubade
Fat F
Like August 29, 2019
Lula Vieve
I'm dropping out of this school too >:'(((
Like August 29, 2019
Bright Brave
So five. Got it.
Like August 29, 2019
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Panicking cause your laptop shuts down and you have nothing backed up, on Monday morning, is today's mood. Have a nice week kiddos!
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
FUN!!! Good luck tho Ms. Amazing Teacher Person!
Like August 26, 2019
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Teacher: -puts a do not disturb sign on door while meditating- Students:
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
Abby, cradling a bottle of beer and sobbing is NOT meditating. We've discussed this.
Like August 16, 2019
Aubade
You know what I asked you exactly jack shit you bellend why don't you go drop off a pier
Like August 16, 2019
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Because you'd fucking miss me bitch and I ain't having no sad Abbys
Like August 16, 2019
Dream Vezpyre
Abby, excessively eating does not count as a a valid mediating method. We've discussed this.
Like August 16, 2019
Aubade
Me and my thighs call your bluff step OFF
Like August 16, 2019
kinglulu
Abby, paper is not a deterent
Like August 16, 2019
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Ebon Heart
Yeah! Bear traps are!))
Like August 16, 2019
kinglulu
I was thinking more suspension or grade penalty, but that works too
Like August 16, 2019
Aubade
That's a little harsh
Like August 16, 2019
Teddy Bear
okay this is silly but, do teachers who form romantic relationships actually happen + do they have to keep it secret because me and my classmates ship our two history teachers because they've been see... View More
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Aubade
Of course faculty romance happens and is allowed! HOWEVER it has to be handled very carefully because you're 100% right-it can look pretty bad and students can take things out of context! And let's be honest, it's 2019, kiddos will search the social media of every teacher they can, good luck keepin... View More
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Teddy Bear
there was this one kid who followed a teacher on instagram (the teacher is like semi-old) and they confronted the kid like "what are you getting out of this how did you find me" WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED anyway the concept of my teachers banging is uh............ interesting and not an idea id like... View More
Like August 15, 2019
Aubade
YEAH I don't have social media at all...at least that's not anon, I don't feel the need. Not that I go out and have fun anyway, I'd be the most boring person to follow on social media if I did have it. I'd just have photos of microwaved food and my cat.
Like August 15, 2019
Hymn
I WOULD FOLLOW YOU JUST FOR THE FUCKING CAT FITE ME
Like August 15, 2019
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Teacher life is getting told that you're not getting blinds for your new windows until January when your poor students are getting blinded by the sun every morning. Finna put curtains on this bitch
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Dream Vezpyre
ahahah broke school ahahah
Like August 15, 2019
Aubade
Not broke, just dum
Like August 15, 2019
Ephemeria Spring
tfw they don't pay you and also can't afford blinds
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Aubade
It's some shit
Like August 15, 2019
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Honestly, would like a nice plaque that says "Professional Bladder Holder" cause I think I've made holding two cups of coffee for three hours a damn art okay
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First day of Student Teaching went well! I'm probably not going to die!
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Princess Unikitty
Any cool stories?
Like August 7, 2019
Commander Wyatt Ryder
YOU'RE BUCKING GOOD AT YOUR JOB YOU BUCKER! And if you die, i'm dragging your ass back kicking and screaming.
Like August 7, 2019
Scarlet Gleam
I want you to be my teacher. Can you be my teacher please? (What do you teach by the way?)
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Aubade
Language Arts! And I get that a lot, being a "fun teacher"! I prefer the Creative Writing side of Language Arts, Grammar can get boring can't it?
Like July 18, 2019
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Commander Wyatt Ryder
By 'fun teacher' you mean 'fun substitute' *cough cough*
Like July 18, 2019
Aubade
I'll substitute my foot for your rectum But yes, not that there's much difference-only who's making the lesson plans, and who's got salary versus hourly!
Like July 18, 2019
Commander Wyatt Ryder
XD couldn't help it. Although, I teach recruits on base how to march and parade, salute and all that. Bunch of green arsed tits. But I'm sort of a teacher as well, just not as good as you :joy:
Like July 18, 2019
Mox
death.
Like July 18, 2019
Scarlet Gleam
I’m learning Italian.
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Skyra Heartsong
"Music."
Like July 21, 2019
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Most people might think I love summers as a teacher! I don't! I miss my kids...and early mornings, with their two cups of coffee, the screeching intercom....... View More
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Amethyst the Hippogriff
Amethyst comes in with her cran box and wide ruled paper. She's ready!
Like July 11, 2019
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I'm done. One of my students just said: "Life hack. If you go to the Apple store wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun they'll give you airpods for free." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AVloqiXdk0
Play
YouTube
www.youtube.com
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Fable Daydreams
This solves everything.
Like May 20, 2019
Nyxis
"That sounds pretty scary" Scorpia said. "Also, what are airpods?"
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Sasha
"Better question, who the fuck goes to a store that only sells apple products?"
Like May 20, 2019 Edited
Nyxis
"Exactly!" she said
Like May 21, 2019
Tinkora
Better question Why are you fucks roleplaying on an OOC page
Like May 21, 2019
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