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My school I work at does "Daily Affirmations" but today I noticed they're recycling them If you RECYCLE THEM they're RE-AFFIRMATIONS stop cheating us!!
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So I've found out that a few of my students are actually semi-successful rap artists with soundclouds and sponsors, and even their own merch. However the odd dichotomy is seeing these chuckefucks can...View More
and  liked this
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Welcome to the Music Industry :joy:
Silver Shield
>rap artists And my pre-conceived notions are once again proven right, muahaha
Abby
Are you talking to yourself over there again dear
Silver Shield
Yes as usual
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One of my students thought the Black Eyed Peas were just a band. They didn't realize they're an actual legume. #shitmystudentssay
Apex Mist
hmmm =w=
Amethyst the Hippogriff
//oh! Can #shitmystudentssay be a regular thing? I HAVE INTREST
Abby
If I can be honest they say so MUCH stupid shit it's hard to record it all heha
Amethyst the Hippogriff
//Good you'll have plenty of content
Sound De Aviators
I have a question, im studying to become a teacher, any advice you can give me about the job?
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Abby
1) Start with substituting. The worst thing you can do is invest the time and money to learn how to teach, but never even step into a classroom to get a taste of it. You might find you hate it. It also helps with a lot of the practical elements you need to know in a clasroom. And atop that, form con...View More
Sound De Aviators
Thanks for the advice, i have had some study practicing in schools while i study so i know how a classroom works in a junior high school and such, but a teacher must be prepared for anything that could happen also, any other advice ^^? thanks for all the help, next year im going to be a substitute ...View More
Abby
That's all. Never be afraid to ask for help!
Sound De Aviators
do you recommend variety in the classroom or do you prefer to teach student by asking them how they learn best?
Abby
Variety is a must. The basis of differentiated instruction is that teaching strategies must be changed up to meet the needs of the student! I sound like my schoolbooks now gross!
Sound De Aviators
yeah variety is a must to be honest, i like to use activities or trips or some to do some changes and then ask my students how they learn best.
Daddy Cambia
1) If a kid falls behind. Shoot them. 2) If they cry, beat them until they have no more tears to cry. 3) Encourage violence. Only the strongest children get lunch.
Crystal Summer
i am both worried yet amused by this
Abby
I uhhhhhh Live half an hour south of that school that got shot up last year, and drove by it when it was happening. Maybe can you don't shooting jokes?
Daddy Cambia
Maybe you shouldn't search for outrage like this. The reach here is so far you'd need a backscratcher to even get fingers around it.
Abby
Listen, this is line in the sand here. I like you and your jokes but there is where I put my boundaries. Keep those jokes to yourself please. Like rape jokes and pedophilia jokes, jokes about students getting shot aren't jokes at all. Have some class, and yes that's a teacher pun.
Daddy Cambia
You don't get to draw my line. You're welcome and entitled to your outrage as far a stretch as it has to be, but do you see that little arrow in the corner? It's a magical thing. It allows you to delete posts in your spheres when you don't want to ignore them. Use it. Or find the block button. I'll...View More
Acci
hmmm =w=
Silver Shield
Necro alert
Abby
Thank you for this addition to a dead post
Commander Wyatt Ryder
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Actually me when a student has a flawless body paragraph but we're five weeks in and let them know that if they produce a paragraph without a citation a D is the best we can give so I have to give the...View More
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Chiller Sway
"Wow, such a great paper. Let me check what format they cited their sources... Oh." [inserts above photo]
Abby
Real shit we've had the format written on the board since week one. It's been in their face. Like what more can we do.
Princess Neon Synthwave
What's a seclusion room? I only ask because they keep talking about it on the radio
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Abby
No idea!!
Princess Neon Synthwave
Is it only a Canadian thing?
Abby
It may be, have not heard of any such thing here!
Zaten
i bet it's like solitary confinement in prison but instead a school version which is just hardcore ISS
Flam
//zaten is right. I got sent to one of those places alot bc my mothers boss hated her, and i just so happened to be at the school, so i was dragged into theur drama sphere for a while. Dhe would send me there for the stuipedest reasons: talk in the halls? Go to seclusion room. Accidentally miss a tr...View More
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Repeat after me: Changing three or four words of a quote is NOT paraphrasing.
Midnight
"Changing two or five words of a quote isn't paraphrasing."
Abby
You failed also I'm going to confiscate your vape
Midnight
I don't vape. Or smoke.
Abby
Bullshit all you edgy millenials have a vape turn out your pockets
Midnight
*Turns out pockets. A bunch of ravioli falls out*
Abby
-sobs and scoops it up- you're free to go, have a nice day
Dream Chaser
Paraphrasing is not just changing three or four words of a quote.
Abby
I think I know why you're all here :3
Stardusk Strider
Psh, I'll just say I said it in the bibliography. I am a genus after all!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"Abby is bae." - Me, just now.
Lula Vieve
In order to parapharase you can't just change 3 or 4 words. smh mh
Abby
Fat F
Lula Vieve
I'm dropping out of this school too >:'(((
Bright Brave
So five. Got it.
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Panicking cause your laptop shuts down and you have nothing backed up, on Monday morning, is today's mood. Have a nice week kiddos!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
FUN!!! Good luck tho Ms. Amazing Teacher Person!
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updated their profile photo.
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Teacher: -puts a do not disturb sign on door while meditating- Students:
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Abby, cradling a bottle of beer and sobbing is NOT meditating. We've discussed this.
Abby
You know what I asked you exactly jack shit you bellend why don't you go drop off a pier
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Because you'd fucking miss me bitch and I ain't having no sad Abbys
Dream²
Abby, excessively eating does not count as a a valid mediating method. We've discussed this.
Abby
Me and my thighs call your bluff step OFF
kinglulu
Abby, paper is not a deterent
Ebon Heart
Yeah! Bear traps are!))
kinglulu
I was thinking more suspension or grade penalty, but that works too
Abby
That's a little harsh
kinglulu
What? Suspension?
Abby
yaaaaaaaa
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