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Actually me when a student has a flawless body paragraph but we're five weeks in and let them know that if they produce a paragraph without a citation a D is the best we can give so I have to give the...View More
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orange_man_from
"Wow, such a great paper. Let me check what format they cited their sources... Oh." [inserts above photo]
Abby
Real shit we've had the format written on the board since week one. It's been in their face. Like what more can we do.
Princess Neon Synthwave
What's a seclusion room? I only ask because they keep talking about it on the radio
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Abby
No idea!!
Princess Neon Synthwave
Is it only a Canadian thing?
Abby
It may be, have not heard of any such thing here!
Zaten
i bet it's like solitary confinement in prison but instead a school version which is just hardcore ISS
Flam
//zaten is right. I got sent to one of those places alot bc my mothers boss hated her, and i just so happened to be at the school, so i was dragged into theur drama sphere for a while. Dhe would send me there for the stuipedest reasons: talk in the halls? Go to seclusion room. Accidentally miss a tr...View More
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Repeat after me: Changing three or four words of a quote is NOT paraphrasing.
Midnight
"Changing two or five words of a quote isn't paraphrasing."
Abby
You failed also I'm going to confiscate your vape
Midnight
I don't vape. Or smoke.
Abby
Bullshit all you edgy millenials have a vape turn out your pockets
Midnight
*Turns out pockets. A bunch of ravioli falls out*
Abby
-sobs and scoops it up- you're free to go, have a nice day
Dream Chaser
Paraphrasing is not just changing three or four words of a quote.
Abby
I think I know why you're all here :3
Stardusk Strider
Psh, I'll just say I said it in the bibliography. I am a genus after all!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
"Abby is bae." - Me, just now.
Lula Vieve
In order to parapharase you can't just change 3 or 4 words. smh mh
Abby
Fat F
Lula Vieve
I'm dropping out of this school too >:'(((
Bright Brave
So five. Got it.
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Panicking cause your laptop shuts down and you have nothing backed up, on Monday morning, is today's mood. Have a nice week kiddos!
Commander Wyatt Ryder
FUN!!! Good luck tho Ms. Amazing Teacher Person!
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Teacher: -puts a do not disturb sign on door while meditating- Students:
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Abby, cradling a bottle of beer and sobbing is NOT meditating. We've discussed this.
Abby
You know what I asked you exactly jack shit you bellend why don't you go drop off a pier
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Because you'd fucking miss me bitch and I ain't having no sad Abbys
Dream²
Abby, excessively eating does not count as a a valid mediating method. We've discussed this.
Abby
Me and my thighs call your bluff step OFF
kinglulu
Abby, paper is not a deterent
Ebon Heart
Yeah! Bear traps are!))
kinglulu
I was thinking more suspension or grade penalty, but that works too
Abby
That's a little harsh
kinglulu
What? Suspension?
Abby
yaaaaaaaa
Teddy Bear
okay this is silly but, do teachers who form romantic relationships actually happen + do they have to keep it secret because me and my classmates ship our two history teachers because they've been see...View More
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Abby
Of course faculty romance happens and is allowed! HOWEVER it has to be handled very carefully because you're 100% right-it can look pretty bad and students can take things out of context! And let's be honest, it's 2019, kiddos will search the social media of every teacher they can, good luck keepin...View More
Teddy Bear
there was this one kid who followed a teacher on instagram (the teacher is like semi-old) and they confronted the kid like "what are you getting out of this how did you find me" WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED anyway the concept of my teachers banging is uh............ interesting and not an idea id like...View More
Abby
YEAH I don't have social media at all...at least that's not anon, I don't feel the need. Not that I go out and have fun anyway, I'd be the most boring person to follow on social media if I did have it. I'd just have photos of microwaved food and my cat.
Hymn
I WOULD FOLLOW YOU JUST FOR THE FUCKING CAT FITE ME
Abby
I'D FOLLOW ME FOR MY CAT TOO SHE'S PRECIOUS ...Sophitia is actually based off her. Her name is Sophie and she's a ragdoll. Sophitia the character is also a ragdoll and just as lazy and cuddly.
Hymn
Omg me
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Teacher life is getting told that you're not getting blinds for your new windows until January when your poor students are getting blinded by the sun every morning. Finna put curtains on this bitch
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Dream²
ahahah broke school ahahah
Abby
Not broke, just dum
Ephemeria Spring
tfw they don't pay you and also can't afford blinds
Abby
It's some shit
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Honestly, would like a nice plaque that says "Professional Bladder Holder" cause I think I've made holding two cups of coffee for three hours a damn art okay
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Princess Heckin' Luna
If I'm gonna be getting my degree in teaching students in pre-k to 5 will I need to shadow and student teach high schoolers/middle schoolers?
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Flam
Ill be getting a degree in secondary education (minor in history) . I would be too rough for a primary education system id say
Flam
But yeah, i am pretty sure you will have to go through both. It us actually better that you do, in case you figure out later that you cant work well with younger children. (I know i cant I am too blunt and straightforward. Like if a young kid asks how babies are made, i would probably respond with t...View More
Abby
Nope! Primary and Secondary Education are two different majors! Enjoy your young ones! I personally salute for having a heart for those young kiddos, I prefer the ones that can tie their own shoes and wipe their own noses-and instead come up with elaborate excuses as to why they don't have their hom...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
My washing machine ate my Maths homework and I had to attend the funeral of my grandmother's aunty's cousin's goldfish, that's why I didn't bring in my homework miss, sorry
Abby
"I too enjoy a good acid trip good sir, but this is the third such assignment you've missed. The only thing dropping lower than your grade right now is your dignity. I reccommend you go home tonight and reconsider your life choices instead of going to your girlfriend's house and helping her with ext...View More
Commander Wyatt Ryder
I have no gf :joy: or dignity
Princess Heckin' Luna
Honestly such a relief because i'm extremely nervous to teach in front of older kids.
Commander Wyatt Ryder
You'll do great dammit!
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