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Publish Date: September 12, 2018
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Ask Phoenix
Ask me shit!
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Here's a real question... Why the toilet paper roll where your horn should be?
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Phoenix Genevieve
It is my horn
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Your horn... is a tp roll... W-what is this...?
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Zaten
"What's your favorite color?"
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Phoenix Genevieve
"Rainbow"
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Zaten
"Best color!"
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Cherry Bomb
"O O Why were you named Phoenix!"
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Cherry Bomb
"Yes Yes but first I want your take on it."
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Scarlet Genevieve
"His name was actually originally Bloodstorm Geo-Blitz since, because he's black and red, I thought that'd be fucking hilarious. But when he was 3 days old I was making food and told him not to touch the stove aaaaaand he touched the stove. His fur is quite flammable, so he more or less became a lit... View More
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Cherry Bomb
"And would you say his fur is still Flamable?"
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Flam
Why are you always the cool pone?
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Ask Phoenix
Ask my horse stuff
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Aubade
You gay bruh?
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Phoenix Genevieve
"Gay enough to date Seir."
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Seir
"What's that supposed to mean?"
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Phoenix Genevieve
"You're a guy. I'm a guy. We're dating. That's gay. So that means I'm at least gay enough to be fine with that. It's basic math, or...Something."
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Lula Vieve
What would you dooOOoo to shut a bitch up uwu
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Phoenix Genevieve
Ignore them uwu
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Script Anonymous Cone Lord Lord of all Cones
“What’s it like to marry a demon?”
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Phoenix Genevieve
"I wouldn't know, I've never married a demon before...Not yet at least."
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Script Anonymous Cone Lord Lord of all Cones
“But I always thought....okay.....”
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Thunder Riff
When will you stop horsing around?
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Phoenix Genevieve
When Bojack Horseman comes back to do Ethan Around.
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Ask Phoenix
I'm bored. Ask me shit.
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kinglulu
Shit?
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Phoenix Genevieve
Yes
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Red Ink
"What's the most illegal thing you've ever done, and will you do it with me?"
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Phoenix Genevieve
"I...Don't think I can talk about that here. Guards may be watching. But if you're up for it, sure."
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Red Ink
"M'kay big guy, you've captured my attention. Let's do some fuckin' crime!"
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Slurpee Hooves
Do you like bow ties?
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Phoenix Genevieve
"I happen to think a stallion can look pretty good in a nice silk black bow tie. I don't really know how to tie them myself, though, but Seir did say he would do it for me 3 times...Then choke me on the fourth. But what are the odds that I'm going to need to tie a bow tie 4 times?"
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Seir
Hi, it's me again. What are you dressing as this halloween?
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Phoenix Genevieve
"A gigantic middle finger."
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Phoenix Genevieve
"I don't. I just sit there and glare at everyone who passes by."
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Baron Redpath
//This has actaully just made my day//
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Phoenix Genevieve
Oh hey, one of my puns made someone laugh!
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Baron Redpath
"Van helsing, or maybe snekdog"
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Seir
"What even is a snekdog?"
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Baron Redpath
"A really retarded dragon, i think"
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Monarch Masquerade
So? Who does your mane? It looks rather stunning.
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Phoenix Genevieve
"I do. Every morning I spend 15 minutes making it look like I don't spend any time doing my hair."
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Monarch Masquerade
I see
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Seir
What's your favorite colour?
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Phoenix Genevieve
"Black. Second favourite is Rainbow."
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Phoenix Genevieve
"What can I say? They remind me of you~"
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Deactivated Account
"Rainbows also remind me of Seir. That is a very good question for Phoenix."
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Seir
"I'm disgusted"
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Golden Spark
Green~
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Rio-Rio Russell
Blue of all shades!
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Schwoopy Tail
When will the LIES cease?
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Phoenix Genevieve
I CHANGED MY MIND AND CHOSE A PROFILE PICTURE FIT FOR A KING B̶I̶T̶T̶E̶R̶ ̶E̶N̶D̶
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Ask Phoenix
*Cough*
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Zirx the Hound
*gives cough drop.*
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Oldskoolnick
"Same"
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Mama Chubs
Would you rather sit in a locked room for 24 hours with constant stink bombs going off, or would you rather eat one singular one as it was going off?
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Rover Wonder
Her.... I'd rather have a quick death, so I'll choose the second option
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Phoenix Genevieve
"I've lived amongst earth ponies for years. I doubt the stink bombs can smell any worse than they do, so I'll pick the first option."
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