Friendship Letters

Today I learnt about Canterlot Avenue! i've made a few friends and can't wait to meet them :)

Dear Princess Celestia,   It has come to my attention that you are fat. Your rump is so enourmous, that I can see your cutie mark from the hive. ...

To address one of the Princess' of Equestria, Princess Celestia, I am Prince Artemis. It is nice to write to somepony besides my brother, though...I suppose you are him. In a way, at least. Ahh, well...I am writing to you to tell you that I appreciate everything that you have done, and will continue to appreciate everything you will d.

Today I learned that, you can't use coffee beans to attract the costumers to your club, also I would likely ask you to stop stealing my chocolate beans, they're precious, certain Bug Fairy pokemon Queen wants them, and if I don't give these to her, she'll just cocoon me upside down, again. I don't like that, makes me feel all fuzzy, if you need your cargo then let me know, tell your sisters that I couldn't find the blue cherries she asked, BUT! I found the golden raspberries, so that's someth...

Today i learned how to harness the powers of the underworld to slay all who oppose me and stand in my way! :D

Dear myself,    You're great, and you're doing the best job of being the princess ever. ...

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventual...

Today I learned that the Friendship Letter does not seem to have much purpose and if it does it's not really doing all that well, as many who have made a friendship letter are only doing so for the achievement. 

Today I re-learned how good burger king is their burgers are the biggest and most cost effective

today i learned to turn on dark mode to hurt my eyes less

Today I learned to write both public and private messages to encourage more different kinds of discussion and get to know ponies better

Children, make sure that you make friends who actually care about your feelings.  Also make sure to return the favor!