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by on December 14, 2017
The day began to draw to a close as Kojack sat on the living room floor with his eyes glued to a book. Other things lay in wait on a small table; wooden blocks of varying size and shape which appeared to belong to a large hollow spherical object with matching cut-outs on its sides. The book itself was small and simple. Telekinesis: A Guide to Understanding. It appeared to belong to the abstract toy, as an image of it was contained on the front cover. Between the covers, Kojack could find ...
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by on December 14, 2017
Dear Princess Celestia, Today, I learned that staying up all night without any sleep can be very detrimental to one's health. Some say that "Sleep is for the weak" but if you don't get enough sleep, then you'll end up super cranky the next day and be super mean to all of your friends! Because of this new revelation, I'm gonna try my best to go to bed earlier rather than later.
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by on December 13, 2017
Ever want to RADically quench your thirst with a bit more sparkle, pizazz, and dope? NOW YOU CAN! We've made your Cola into a whopping triple it's regular size, added a bit of RADical magic into it and babam! It glows like an enchanted potion! You will experience quite a ride in one gulp, each drop can spice up your taste buds to over 9000! Forget the old Coke, the Quantum Cola is here! It will spoil you sparkless! Never again will you want to buy another regular plain nuke cola~ SO ORDER NOW AT...
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by on December 13, 2017
I have more than 15 OCs. I think I've forgotten a few of them. I realized most of them don't have any character. I think I should work on that... right after finishing this STUPID COLLEGE PROJECT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Sincerely with severe stress, Dream Chaser
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by on December 12, 2017
[br] [br] Chrysalis can be a seductress, most would perceive her as rather arrogant and unlikable, though. her hunger for attention and admiration is almost as big as her hunger for love and power. She is very quick to use and abuse others for her purposes and she can play nice when she has a personal gain from it. The only people Chrysalis truly loves are her children, her changelings that are her subjects, workers, soldiers and loyal followers. Over the centuries only few have ever questi...
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by on December 12, 2017
[br][br] [br] My throne was located in the main hall of the hive. It disables the magic of every being in a radius of about 5 miles. Not too long ago it has been destroyed and thus lost its magical abilities, however if I manage to puzzle it back together the magic inhibiting properties can be restored. It has been an essential part of our defense for centuries. [br] ...
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by on December 12, 2017
Please Reform. You'll look like a fabulous buggo. Sincerely, Berry Batty P.S. Here's a picture of you reformed. ...
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by on December 12, 2017
Pls don't reform. You'll look ugly. Sincerely, your sworn enemy, Bookhorse Sperkle.
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by on December 11, 2017
I know your sister Celestia is already so popular and renown, just the mention gets pones excited in all ways n forms! So I thought to myself, why not YOU be the first princess to have contact with an extra-terrestrial! Sounds fun right?? :D Hehe, no need to fear, this isn't a declaration of war, or invasion, naaah, that's a very super old silly stereotype! Of course our species aren't perfect, but we are pretty nice! Just like you~ So, to the point, this letter is rather a peace treaty,...
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by on December 11, 2017
^ Not my drawing. But a cute drawing nonetheless. History ...
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Dear Princess Celestia, This is something that I've talked about in one of my classes this semester, but I wanted to hear more thoughts on it: is it truly possible to separate the art from the artist? Can we look at a work of art and judge it without thinking about the artist, even if the artist is notorious for being horrible? Here's the example we used in class: Roman Polanski: Directed Macbeth (1971) and Chinatown (1974), but drugged and sexually molested a small girl ...
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by on December 11, 2017
Today I learned that some ponies think I'm a mare. And I'm okay with this. ...
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by on December 10, 2017
Last letter yay
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by on December 10, 2017
That is all
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by on December 10, 2017
Since they shape-shift they can only be killed by destroying heart and brain that can be hidden anywhere, even outside of the body. Since fire continuously damages the body of a changeling, it is impossible for them to hide heart and brain from it in most cases. ...
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by on December 10, 2017
It was a classic formula, an almost comical setup. She'd taken it for granted. How easy and simple things had been. Now that things were coming to an end around her, she couldn't help but long for the past. The mare would of happily accepted being in a constant loop of the previously mentioned formula. It was easy. It was pretty predictable at this point to not only her, but to everyone else. Pink was simple minded, stupid even. Though, even she had caught onto the looks and things folks said...
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by on December 10, 2017
[br] [br] few years passed and Chrysalis had laid more eggs. She now had 40 changelings, children that followed her orders and never complained. She wasn’t sure if she was a really good mother or the changelings were just behaving much easier to control than normal ponies. At times it even scared her a little. Princess Luna and Princess Celestia were now private pupils of Star Swirl the Bearded and none of them remembered or cared about Chrysalis. Her changelings weren’t a threat, the...
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Dear Princess Celestia, Is it wrong of me to want the people who live above me to not hammer something 24/7? That's all I hear all day: POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND, like a hammer against the floor. What happens when I complain to the management and they don't take action? I need advice!
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by on December 9, 2017
I felt like sharing my other characters that I have and used for RPs in the past. Ever since PS and PHM died I havent really had a place to show them off or tell anyone else about them. Some of these not many knew about, and some probably didn't even know it was me unless I told them. Most of these characters I havent used in a while so if I were to ever do an RP with them I might be a little rusty. Well first I'll show you Crimson. I know most people that know me probably know him so not muc...
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by on December 9, 2017
About swooping down like a hunting hawk, and taking my chocolate supply, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wtcn_MkKL8 I still like you, you and the Moon Queen are my favorites, may also add to smooch somewhere we can't hear you two, these smooching sounds like SMHGFHCHSDMHSDMH. Yeah like that. ...
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by on December 8, 2017
I mean come on I know I am the princess of friendship but my muzzle is getting sore! Somepony anypony make it stop. I do not knowhow these ponies get in my castle and find time to boop me! Now I must be faced with even more boops! a boop boop here and a boop boop there here's a boop there's a boop everywhere there's a boop! ...
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by on December 8, 2017
What is the meaning of life? Yours sincerely White pone
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by on December 8, 2017
[br] [br] hen Chrysalis suspected that she was pregnant she quit school, immediately. Instead she locked herself inside with every book she could find on the subject to figure out what she should do about it. Before she could find a solution it was too late: several slimy, green eggs escaped her body. Disgusted and shocked she left them to die in the apartment she was living in. She wanted to leave and forget about the eggs she had laid, but whether it was instinct or empathy, she couldn’t...
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by on December 8, 2017
Hearts warming day is coming. Everyone is taken I have gotten my heart broken 3 times no one is loyal. First was Rainbow Dash then she went with Flutterbat. Then it was Blaze Midnight but... no she said something I was not her type? Why play with my heart in the first place. Now its Nightwalker! Things were going so good for her and I but nope she wanted to be with Comp. Can I not find anypony for me?
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