Friendship Letters

What's uuuuuuup? Long time no see, and by that I mean it's been a while since I watched MLP! That Season 7 was great! The Pillars are sooo cool, and the sirens are there, and lore.. AAAHHHH!!! It's been a while since I felt this joy. So yeah, keep doing what you do... whatever that is... if you're doing anything at all, cuz whatever it is you're doing/ not doing, it's saving Equestria.   Some stallion,  ...

How do you control such a huge population? I can hardly control my own small hive and well, I need some pointers.. Being a new Queen is hard and I dont exactly have someone to turn to when it comes to such things.  Also send more ships into the water, we need more foo- I mean.. jewlery.. 

1 In the beginning Cambia created the wierd horse website. 2 Now the website was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Cambia was hovering over the waters. 3 And Cambia said, “Let there be sons,” and there was sons.  ...

What better way to get to know someone than music eh? So here in no certain order is a list of my favourite albums of 2017   ...

Yo fam, sup? I hit the gym today and tore. It. Up. Speaking of the gym, did you get that hoof checked out? You got some nasty rash or somethin', should've worn those socks I gave you last Hearths Warming. Anyway... gotta split homie, they said Rainbow Dash threw down like 15 ciders at the bar or somethin', I don't wanna miss it. - C ya scrub,      ~R3CTIFIER

.... LOL you're a princess now? lord have mercy. Your double here thinks you're a nerd, come visit sometimes. 

Because you barely receive any magic E-mail nowadays, here's one, I just made the dragon burp on this letter, it may be pretty spicy since he's been eating lots of carolina reapers, damned thing eating em like candy.  Anyways, I got your shipment of special tea, the sleeping tea, yes that one... do I look like a dealer or what? ... maybe I do, anyways passing by and dropping the special cargo, now you'll give me your scarf as payment, m'kay?  Tell your sister the next: Hot diggedy damn.  ...

Hello all, I'm currently trying to make a living via game design and pixel art, the latter being the one I think is the most viable at this point. In case you haven't noticed, I've started a pixel art page made to help sell more pixel art. I've only had one commission as of yet, but I am willing to do more, and currently, I'm not charging a lot because I want to get my name established. I don't think any of you have an obligation to commission me, but it would be amazing if some people would ...

Dear Princess Luna,   Tell your sister that she needs a diet. ...

Today I learnt about Canterlot Avenue! i've made a few friends and can't wait to meet them :)

Dear Princess Celestia,   It has come to my attention that you are fat. Your rump is so enourmous, that I can see your cutie mark from the hive. ...

To address one of the Princess' of Equestria, Princess Celestia, I am Prince Artemis. It is nice to write to somepony besides my brother, though...I suppose you are him. In a way, at least. Ahh, well...I am writing to you to tell you that I appreciate everything that you have done, and will continue to appreciate everything you will d.

Today I learned that, you can't use coffee beans to attract the costumers to your club, also I would likely ask you to stop stealing my chocolate beans, they're precious, certain Bug Fairy pokemon Queen wants them, and if I don't give these to her, she'll just cocoon me upside down, again. I don't like that, makes me feel all fuzzy, if you need your cargo then let me know, tell your sisters that I couldn't find the blue cherries she asked, BUT! I found the golden raspberries, so that's someth...

Today i learned how to harness the powers of the underworld to slay all who oppose me and stand in my way! :D

Dear myself,    You're great, and you're doing the best job of being the princess ever. ...

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventual...

Today I learned that the Friendship Letter does not seem to have much purpose and if it does it's not really doing all that well, as many who have made a friendship letter are only doing so for the achievement. 

Today I re-learned how good burger king is their burgers are the biggest and most cost effective

today i learned to turn on dark mode to hurt my eyes less

Today I learned to write both public and private messages to encourage more different kinds of discussion and get to know ponies better

Children, make sure that you make friends who actually care about your feelings.  Also make sure to return the favor!

Remember not to overwork yourself, go throw some tea into the water so you can have some sweet water when you get thirsty.

Health tip: Don't work yourself to death. Money is important in today's society, but it isn't everything. Organize, unionize, demand rights. The workers shall overcome. Remember to take some time to relax.

Health tip: Don't spend all day on this site. Sit up, walk around, go outside and get some fresh air. Overthrow the bourgeoisie...that sort of stuff. You have a life.