Topic: pretty boys

Oh my Celestia... Oh my... He's so my type! Gold mane and beautiful white fur. His smile is so... Beautiful. Amy would adjust her binoculars and slurp up the saliva about to run down her face. Yet... YET...! Amy would reel back as her eyes nearly went back into her head. He had a girlfriend... Bastard. How dare you cheat on me?! We've been talking behind another girls back this whole time... Bastard... bastard... BASTARD! She would break her binoculars in half out of sheer anger. Amy would...