#armageddon

Is this the funniest story ever? 😂 A classic piece of radio that will have you in tears of laughter. Radio host Robert D. Raiford of the John Boy and Billy Big Show attempts to read a story printed in the Los Angeles Times regarding a couples' attempt at feltching with a gerbil gone wrong and ending up with a hospital visit. Set to illustrative pictures by DeeJayOne. ARMAGEDDON! SUBSCRIBE FOR UPDATES! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=deejayone1 NEW: Discover the very best of the Steel City with The Sheffield Guide website: https://www.sheffieldguide.blog/ - MY SOCIAL MEDIA - Website: http://www.deejayone.co.uk Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/deejayone Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/deejayoneuk Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deejayone/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/deejayoneukhub - MY VLOGGING GEAR - iPhone X: http://amzn.to/2EiaPXa Filmic Pro: http://sheff.info/DJ1FilmicPro Zhiyun Smooth Q Stabiliser : http://amzn.to/2nQGQzj Macbook Pro 15" (Retina) - http://amzn.to/2H69i8g I would love it if you would give this video a thumbs up and subscribe to my channel here - https://sheff.info/DJ1YT Sponsor my content/Become a member of the channel here: - https://www.youtube.com/deejayoneukhub/join Or, send me a PayPal donation here: - https://www.paypal.me/deejayone/ The full story from the Los Angeles Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. ARMAGEDDON! #armageddon #robertdraiford