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Starlit Spackle

Lives in Luanda, Equestria Born on May 6, 1983 Female
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Starlit Spackle
Reply to this with a question. After I've answered your question, edit it to make me look like an idiot.
Demonic hooves
have you had any sexual encounters with a fire hydrant as of late?
Starlit Spackle
I have needed to for the longest time but completely forgot, thanks!
Crystal Summer
omfg XD i read the original question but holy mother of luna this XD this is great
Starlit Spackle
I said to change the question after I answer it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Phoenix Genevieve
You already look like an idiot
Starlit Spackle
I will make another page asking to have you banned motherfucker.
Phoenix Genevieve
No you wont
Starlit Spackle
RIP Germany
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Blue Jay
What happened to it?
Maya
what happened?
Rough Winds
Got wrecked by the mexicans
Starlit Spackle
Absolutely decimated. That was almost painful to watch. But hey, Brazil Germany rematch is possible now!
E
They lost?
Starlit Spackle
Comment on this post and I'll sarcastically tell you how much I don't care about you.
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Aset
First
Starlit Spackle
You're so completely off my radar that I don't even want to attempt to make an ass pun from your name.
Aset
Do it
Solar Blaze
second
Starlit Spackle
If you ever submitted to my OC rating thread I'd ignore it because I would think you're trying to troll me.
Solar Blaze
Love you too :3
Jade The Pegasister
Actually YES
Starlit Spackle
Your one picture made you look like you were pregnant with an angry devil baby and now I can't think of you any other way. If you added that to your character it'd probably make your OC more interesting than a pile of sand blasted bricks.
Jade The Pegasister
Lol thank you <3
Crystal Summer
*puts up shield* hit meh
Starlit Spackle
You have about as much relevance to the world around you as greenpeace.
Crystal Summer
thats actually a very reassuring thing XD
Broken Fate
Hell yea
Starlit Spackle
Your name perfectly encapsulates the "dark, broken" + "obnoxious philosophical term" trope of edgy gothness. Like "Eternal Night", "Black Malestrom". I'd probably be driven to suicide by just being in close proximity to you.
E
You're saying that like I should value your opinion.
Starlit Spackle
At least you value my opinion more than you value yourself.
E
Haha. It's funny because life is awful and I am trash.
Phoenix Genevieve
AYE
Starlit Spackle
When I wrote you into my fanfiction originally you weren't going to be the BBEG of the first few chapters, you were going to be the bodyguard of the BBEG who the BBEG kills as a side not to establish how much of an evil guy the BBEG is. You're literally so useless that you're a plot device for a min...View More
Orion Pink
Hey
Starlit Spackle
When you messaged me to ask for an RP, apparently "Sodomize yourself with a snow shovel" wasn't enough to convince you to stop breathing my air.
Orion Pink
Oh, by the way, you wanna RP?
Blaze
Fun stuff
Starlit Spackle
You know that smell that you have to carry around with you when you've taken a shit but you weren't as effective with your wiping as you originally thought? That's you. Present until you go home in shame to avoid committing social suicide.
Blaze
oh damn
You did great for once xD
Mocha Jon
Commenting
Starlit Spackle
Everyone on CA is a bot but you.
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Broken Fate
*Tries to find Starlits off button*
Starlit Spackle
incorrect command.
Blue Jay
And none of these bots wanna be my friend. ):
Starlit Spackle
not like it's any different from normal
Blue Jay
I just want these bots to like me ;-;
Starlit Spackle
you could always say, "Cambia'); DROP TABLE Friends;" and see where that lands you.
Silver Note
So you're a bot thot?
Starlit Spackle
I believe the correct grammar would be, "thot bot".
Silver Note
I stand corrected.
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I see
Starlit Spackle
I am two, but some say I'm many
I am rooted in the earth, but some say I'm made
I am attached to all, but some say only one
I am real, but some say I am fiction
What am I?
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Nawa
> not Sparkle :v <
Starlit Spackle
Starlit Spackle
MLP became shit S5E1 change my view.
Solar Blaze
I finished Season 4 but not 5
Eona Heart
I stop at Session 3
Daddy Cambia
I stopped watching at season 1
Slurpee Hooves
I stopped
Kitsune
I'm on season 8 now and need to watch the newest episode
Bright Brave
I love every seaons so much. Y'all just emo kids.
Celtic Cross
Pretty sure it was before that, to be honest.
Bright Brave
Shun the non believer.
Trick Shot
I lost interest at the end of season 3
Cherry Tune
Tbh I haven't watched passed S2, but I want to.
Maizzey Starr
me............. i like the show a whole lot i just am really bad at actually sitting and watching smth consistently
Cherry Tune
yeeeah. It's different if you watch something with someone else, but like, I can't do it by myself.
Flakith
Eh. I still enjoy watching it to be honest.
Starlit Spackle
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Captain Sky N Nova
Me.....
PB, Party Promenade, and Silent Scratch
//yeah it gets worse and worse every year usually around my birthday
Demonic hooves
I can't believe a meme could hold so much truth. . .
Starlit Spackle
Memes are the most pure expression of reality.
Demonic hooves
i didn't relive that till now. . . i had no idea I've been enlightening myself this whole time
Blue Jay
It always does :/
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//I have been trying to make improvements to my mental health, and the hardest part is behind me. My old family doctor was a nightmare to deal with, and he's the biggest reason it took so long me to take steps in the right direction. In case anyone else ever has to go through this, I want to make so...View More
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