Ponies With Toes and Toe Enthusiasts

Some people have a real life best friend, an online best friend, or even an imaginary best friend. Some people are even unfortunate enough to have fights with their best friends, they leave, get left... a lot of friendships end with people's feelings getting obliterated past the point of no return. Some people end up alone, completely alone. You'll never really know who's a fake friend and who's a real one, but... You'll never be completely alone. If you're ever feeling like you have nobody and you're all by yourself, just think about how your toes have always been with you, even since before you were born! They help you stand back up when you fall, you can put nail polish on them if you really want to, they taste pretty bad but still good, like cold chicken nuggets or something.  Never forget who your REAL best friends are; your toes. (People don't have the moral capacity to be real, genuine friends...) Unless you're an amputee, then I guess you're out of luck, sorry!