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Ballista Trench

Male. Lives in  Equestria. Born on November 30, 2000
Race
Unicorn
Roleplay Universe
Cannon-ish
User Achievements
No achievements
Ballista Trench
HOLY SHIT, I NEVER MADE A FALLOUT EQUESTRIA OC
Chorale
Smh mh
Ballista Trench
Shhhhhh, ill make one.
Ballista Trench
"I have a gun!" Ballista proudly raised his musket.
and  liked this
Carmine Gumshoe
“And I have rope-knife!” Carmine happily cheers as he swings around his rope-bound knife. Classic invention.
Ballista Trench
"Holy shit, thats some cool shit right there." He smiled and did the little exited dance.
Carmine Gumshoe
“Thanks!” Carmine replied while still swinging. The knife kept being pulled around in a circle, endlessly.... He was a little afraid to stop it.
Ballista Trench
"Are you... okay? Do you need help?" Ballista stepped back, afraid he'd loose control.
Dream
Ballista got the Ballista
Ballista Trench
True
Ballista Trench
Ballista would run around a wild flower patch. “You mother fuckers are killing my lillies!” He would precede to shoot fodder holes with his giant musket.
Ballista Trench
Ballista would stop and look back at his coat. "I'm not suppose to be this dark green. I think I need a bath."
Ballista Trench
“I need work. Anyone got a big ass monster they need dead?”
Dragonfly
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Carmine Gumshoe
“Me.”
Ballista Trench
“OOO!” Ballista looked Carmine up and down with a smile. “Ooo~ Anyway! What is it!? You got a contract?”
Carmine Gumshoe
“It’s me, I’m the monster!”
Ballista Trench
“Oh. Well that’s no fun.”
Carmine Gumshoe
Carmine frowns. One day.
Ballista Trench
Ballista smushed his face. “Why are you sad you big red beautiful bitch!”
Lunar Eclipse
*waves* Me. I’m the monster and the big ass.
Ballista Trench
“Why is everyone doing this? I mean like actual Physically destructive monsters and demons.”
Lunar Eclipse
Oh. You mean like when your coffee maker breaks on a Monday?
Ballista Trench
Ballista pulled his blanket off his back and threw it over himself and sat in a pile of leaves so he wouldn’t be bothered.
battie
hey! i actually have a problem with monsters, could you help me?
Ballista Trench
“Yes.”
battie
So,, there´s this group of sirens north of the Celestial Sea, and they're kind of territorial, could you get rid of them? Or at least make them move? Ill be happy to have one of my crew members take you out there.
Ballista Trench
“And you’re being serious right? I’m not gonna find out it’s storm sirens or something? Do you have a contract?”
battie
Celestia no, they´re not storm sirens! No clue what species they are. They´re mighty fine tricksters though, already had one take an anchor off the boat, nearly crashed when docking. You wanted a contract, yes? Give me a sec. *the pegasus grabs a piece of paper and a pen out of a bag, and start furi...View More
Ballista Trench
“Alright. You are fine with them being dead right?”
Lock On
"Yes and no. Yes because we may have big-ass monsters that needs neutralizing. No because you don't come off as the type to follow terms of a contract, let alone sign one"
Ballista Trench
“My cutie mark is literally a contract and quill.”
Lock On
Lock takes a moment to study his booty tat "Then we may have a job for you. Any previous work experience with guilds?"
Ballista Trench
“Nope, but I’ve killed several hundred monsters and demons.”
Lock On
Lock raised a doubtful brow at Ballista's claim, and hoofs over a contact card towards him "Then how would you like to work for the Mythril guild?"
Ballista Trench
“Will there be hot stallions there?”
Adrian Coalhopper
"Im not big. Or a monster... "
Ballista Trench
“Pretty damn cute though.”
Spec Steele
"That wasn't your line, zonkey boy..."
Ballista Trench
// PFFT
Olive Drab
What's an ass monster?
Inkwelt
Me, but only only on Tuesdays
Olive Drab
😘
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