Zeeb
Inkwelt
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Lives in Unknown, Beyond Equestria.
Born on March 6, 1993
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Just my OOC account recommend fucking off.
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Ayo wtf
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Calaco Fleethoof
I forgot to close the door
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March 8, 2024
Inkwelt
We've been over this like five times now at this point you just want me to steal your dam guacamole
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March 8, 2024
Calaco Fleethoof
And yet again, you don't have to steal it. You can just ask.
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March 8, 2024
Little Leaf
honestly true
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March 9, 2024
Hopestrong and Mellowstring So...
I look away for 5 minutes, I accidently see a gorgon have turned me into stone. I'm back to flesh and blood now.
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March 9, 2024
crack muthafuckin croakaine my dood
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Ink steals whatever the fuck you were baking in the oven one second before the timer goes off.
It's hers now.
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"Oi..." He started but she was already out the window and down a 100 foot drop to the everfree forest below. "Well there goes that mare and my pie... Did she fart?" He waved his wing to blow the smell out of the window.
Ink gets shot as she runs away, Knight smiles holding a shot gun with a smoking barrel
"Thief... now.. whose house is this?"
Have you ripped ass at your local Denny's this week
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I don't go to Denny's cos it always smells like ass. The duality of man.
Don't wanna go in cos it smells like shit.
Wanna go in so it smells like shit.
Both are ultimately valid and realistic. Thank the flying spaghetti ball that we have TROOPERS to walk amongst the gas.
Listen amidst all the discourse about non-MLP characters on the site, I propose a humble alternative intended to better the site and its members as a whole!
LITERALLY nominate me as site RP police. I... View More
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"being too cringey"
my brother in celestia we are pretending to be ponies on the internet
Who is the one who moderates the one who moderates the cringe. Who moderates the moderator who is moderating the cringe. Who is moderating the moderator who is moderating the person who moderates cringe.
Today we enter... THE CRINGE ZONE.
Sooooooooooooooooooooo how's everyone's Purge...
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I remain lore accurate: sitting by my corner, watching as things unfold, for I've nothing to fear myself.
I'm staying in the bunker, like a good pony.
Yeah but have you ever had an itchy butthole and farted so good it didn't itch anymore?
This is your daily reminder that Ice Wisp will steal your sphincters if allowed to.
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Today's writing prompt is a cover letter.
That's right. I'm prepping you for adult life. Write me a cover letter explaining why I should hire you at my morgue.
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Dear sir or mad'am.
Please accept this letter as an expression of my interest in the Diener position. I am a highly motivated and progress-focused Police Sergeant with a long-standing background. With a track record of dependability and forward thinking initiative, I have devised strategic initiat... View More
my creativity for the day has been burnt, but I will say that I am enthusiastic on nibbling on the toes of cadavers for the betterment of society's future
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