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Blitzø

Male. Lives in Pride Ring,  Beyond Equestria. Born on November 25, 1988
Race
IMP
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
Roleplay Universe
Helluva boss
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
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Blitzø
#rp Somehow, through a questionable cocktail of faulty summoning spells, a suspiciously glowing taco, and one very angry raccoon, Blitzø crash-landed in the middle of Ponyville with all the grace of a... View More
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Ghostbit
Ghost just watched from the sides, Staring at the Imp with a confused face. "Huh, Don't they know that The Bakery is closed ?, too bad Pinkie is sick. " Ghost muttered under his breath, staring at them.
Like 8 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø froze mid-charge, skidding in the dirt like a cartoon mule. He whipped around to face Ghost with the intensity of a caffeinated raccoon. “WAIT! hold up. Did you just say the bakery is closed?!” His eye twitched, tail flicking as if personally offended by the laws of nature. “What kind of sic... View More
Like 7 hours ago
Ghostbit
"...First off" Ghost said, Pushing The Imp softly on their nose "Toooo close. Second, That would just spread ick-ness!." Ghost replied, Before taking a bite out of some Carrot cake He had with him.
Like 5 hours ago
Brady Thunderfoot
-Sees him run, goes into predator mode.- Demon form hell. You well not corrupt this place! -Chases.-
Like 6 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø skidded to a halt, nearly face-planting into a suspiciously large pile of cabbages. He whipped around, ears twitching as he saw the anthro bunny charging at him like a caffeinated missile. “WHOA WHOA WHOA, fuzzy Terminator! First of all, RUDE introduction, where’s the ‘hello, welcome to our ... View More
Like 6 hours ago
Sprouting Bulb?
"...what the fuck is that thing." Sprout took a sip of her chocolate milkshake. "...are you lost? Do you need medical help?"
Like 5 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø froze mid-gallop, one hoof awkwardly stuck in a flowerpot he had somehow managed to acquire. He turned, slowly, squinting at Sprout like she had just insulted his entire family tree. “EXCUSE me?! did you just call me a thing? A thing? Honey, this ‘thing’ is a top-of-the-line, professionally ... View More
Like 5 hours ago
𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
As the imp ran past Chroma looked at her brush and blinked then sniffed the air around her while she was doing a mural that had pinkie pie waving in it and stepped back from her brush cleaner "okay paint fumes getting to me or did I just see some sort of emotionally damaged miniature demon"
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3/5
Blitzø
Blitzø blinked at her offered hoof like it was a live grenade, then slowly extended his clawed hand, shaking it with the grace of someone who absolutely did not know how pony customs worked. “Chroma Splat, huh? Love it. Sounds like either a hot new DJ name or the exact noise I made when I fell outt... View More
Like 48 minutes ago
𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆 𝕾𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖑𝖊𝖉
after shaking his hand he'd probably notice they had something in common, or at least with Moxie, her hooves were cloven. in fact she did not look like a typical unicorn that he's probably seen so far. "I'll take buddy as a title...and yeah she really is like that!...bouncing all over the place...t... View More
Like 39 minutes ago
Blitzø
Blitzø’s eyes immediately dropped to her cloven hooves, then shot back up to her face with a sharp gasp. He grabbed her hoof again, shaking it way too fast this time like she’d just revealed a winning lottery ticket. “Holy satanic goat cults! you’ve got the split-toe special! Okay, okay, so you’re ... View More
Like 17 minutes ago
Blitzø
"So apparently Loona ran her big mouth about some place around here that’s crawling with horses and ponies. Real ones. Not those sad, flea-bitten carnival rejects with dead eyes and broken spines. I’m... View More
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Stickman, The Normal Stickian
*I sigh.* Knew it was a matter of time...
Like 22 hours ago
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3/4
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
Stickman. Protecter of the peace. Heard about you from Loona, only a matter of time before you came here too.
Like 21 hours ago
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
So you're the imp that Loona was talking about. Listen here. You hurt any of these ponies and creatures I protect, I'm gonna make you fear the word Sans. And there won't be anything for those down below to put back together. *A purple flame would erupt from my right eye.* Got me?
Like 19 hours ago
Skystar, The Hippogriff Princess
*Skystar would come in.* Hon, calm down. He's probably just touring the land, nothing else. Apologies for my husband, he's just precautious about newcomers into Equestria.
Like 18 hours ago
Shifter Burnside
"who the Hurst Rental Company are you red man"
Like 21 hours ago
Skyra Heartsong
Skyra stared at Blitzo. Like really stared. Then she squealed. "Oh yay!" She clapped her hooves enthusiastically, "Nightmares really do come true!"
Like 19 hours ago
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3/9
Blitzø
Blitzø snorted, nearly choking on a laugh. “Ponies and rainbows, huh? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, no wonder this place feels like a fever dream. If Hell had this much sparkle, half the sinners would’ve actually enjoyed damnation.” He eyed her gaze, sharp and daring, then the way she pranced away, tai... View More
Like 18 hours ago
Skyra Heartsong
She stood perfectly still as he settled onto her back, shifting her stance to accommodate the shift in weight. "Well you know what they say, right?" She chuckled, "Unicorns are ALWAYS horny. I'm Skyra. Skyra Heartsong by the way...and I have a feeling you'll be singing your own heart out by the time... View More
Like 17 hours ago
Blitzø
Blitzø leaned back on her like he was in a goddamn parade float, grinning ear to ear. “Oh, trust me, sweetheart, if unicorns are always horny then I am definitely in the right damn saddle. And don’t worry about the singing, I’ve been belting out my heart since the circus days, and spoiler alert: I d... View More
Like 17 hours ago
Mirrorverse Fluttershy
Heh you look like your gonna be some fun. So what's your deal eh?
Like 17 hours ago
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