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Dank Pony Child

Other. Lives in ΠБe145.21th dimension,  Beyond Equestria. Born on January 11, 2003
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Blue light emitted by a screen.
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Roleplay Universe
Chat boxes that don’t belong to me
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Entertainment
Derpy's Muffin Shop
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The Changeling Empire
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Ugly Pones
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Photography
ask curse carrier
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Photography
Inspirational quotes
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Equestria Music Society
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The Cone pones
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Them's Fightin' Herds
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Unikitty Fan Club
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Bratwurst Fans
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Dank Pony Child
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Dank Pony Child
IT’S (UN)OFFICIAL! The 🅱️ook is finally to begin first writing phase. https://canterlotavenue.com/DankPonyChild/?status-id=71013 This is the roleplay you know and hate! It’s going to be released on w... View More
Dank Pony Child
Ah shit, my @creator got into witchcraft now. Get me a can of Raid?
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Dank Pony Child
I LOVE PONY LIFE! IT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN G4!
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Dank Pony Child
PONY LIFE IS OUT TODAAAAAY
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Dank Pony Child
I CAN FINALLY MEET MY PL FAM
Like June 13, 2020
Serendibite
no it isn’t
Like June 13, 2020
Dank Pony Child
NON BELIVER. LOOK. LOOK AT THE INTERNET.. TRUST THE TEXT IT UTTERS. PREMEIRE IN. DISCKVORY FAMILY TODY
Like June 13, 2020
Dank Pony Child
A blindingly white unicorn is grinning outside your window. It notices you.
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Dank Pony Child
*just grins harder*
Like June 12, 2020
Cheddar Cheese
"bruh if u want cheese just cum in"
Like June 12, 2020
Cheddar Cheese
oh god never shorten 'come' to 'cum'
Like June 12, 2020
Dank Pony Child
*grins at maximum strenth at all three*
Like June 12, 2020
Commander Wyatt Ryder
Wyatt just groans. "Assassination hours are between 8 and 10, come back then." he rolled over and went back to sleep.
Like June 12, 2020
Dank Pony Child
*kisses window then bolts*
Like June 12, 2020
Dank Pony Child
So on April 1st, I secretly subscribed my creator’s sister to Pun of the Day. She still hasn’t figured it out. She’s been getting a daily pun every day since April 1st.
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Sans The Skeleton
I approve of this.
Like June 11, 2020
Dank Pony Child
And to share the joy with all of CA, I shall post the pun which she receiveth daily, so that you all may suffer too. STARTING TOMMOROW.
Like June 11, 2020 Edited
Sans The Skeleton
Good. PUNish us.
Like June 11, 2020
Dank Pony Child
You’re welPUN
Like June 11, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Torture I mean pun of the day: Upmarket restaurants cater to top end customers!
Like June 12, 2020 Edited
Dank Pony Child
Pony Life GO coming straight from hell June 13. Finally I can meet my new targets and quit being the only Pony Life OC as far as I can see.
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Chiller Sway
Can I get a source on this date because I don't seem able to confirm it
Like May 29, 2020
Dank Pony Child
hell
Like May 29, 2020
Sling Tyler
I got it from EQD, they aren't lying either
Like May 29, 2020
Dank Pony Child
sin
Like May 29, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Step right up and hear what ㄴㅁㄴㅌㄴㅁㅌㄴㅁㄴㅌㄴㅁㄴ I think of you.
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Dank Pony Child
I’ll get to you two after school
Like May 21, 2020
Silver Shield
Lalulilelo?
Like May 21, 2020
Dank Pony Child
why is the song stereo love playing in my head?
Like May 23, 2020
Lumen "Moth" Gaslight
Anxious moth noises.
Like May 23, 2020
Dank Pony Child
Like May 28, 2020
Thunder Riff
Blep
Like May 28, 2020
Dank Pony Child
You probably leik furrie
Like May 30, 2020
Sling Tyler
*Walking down the halls of his bunker, Nitroxus would pull out some tools that he may need to deal with this problem. Leaving his home, he would see the pure white mare standing in front of his home.*... View More
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Sling Tyler
*The bunker wasn't going to come up.*
Like June 11, 2020
Dank Pony Child
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Like June 11, 2020
Dank Pony Child
*exits the rp and walks across screen. Steals cursor. Hovers over delete reply option.*
Like June 11, 2020
Dank Pony Child
clicc
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