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Kuya

Kuya

Born on January 5, 1991
Race
Earth pony
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About Me
Me or the pony?... the pony is a drunk mercenary from the blade of islands. Fillypines.
Roleplay Universe
He gets usually eaten by wormholes so he can be in any.
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Kuya
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#rp A drunk stallion walks lazily to the bar, grabbing everyones attention due to his rude presence. He looked worn out and beaten. His armor, whats left of it that is, is just some worn out pieces of... View More
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Kuya
" oh....ohkey.... but i aint splitin the bounty..."
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Kuya
"Okay...... Sheeesh I'll be good." He then waves goodbye to the pegasi. "..... Now wheres the canteen?" He starts to drift away. " could this be it?" As he randomly tries to open a door.
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Petricor
An hour later, Petricor was finally at the cafeteria, waiting for Kuya to show up. "Why would you put your job at peril for a random bozo?" a distorted voice would whisper to Petricor. "Since when do you worry about me?" he asked back with a chuckle. "I can't let my vessel get his flank kicked out j... View More
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Kuya
And the earth stallion was not there..... " oh.... A nice patch of grass.... And a nice breeze...." He then placed a small pebble on top of his head and began to sleep. ( probably outside sleeping...i duntknoh?)
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Light Show
Suddenly a... /Strange/ stallion, is sitting next to him. In a separate continuity from Petri's interaction, obviously. The bartender immediately notices the newcomer over Kuya's question, and glares hatefully. Light looks over to K and smiles. "You won't get any jobs from that idiot. Not that he i... View More
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Kuya
"...... You must be bored." The stallion soberly answered. " You got a job fer me? Usually ponys hire me to kill your type of trouble.... But getting hired by you ponys? Now thats a first hehe." He then tried to drink from a mug that is empty. "..... You shouldve let the barkeep pour me sometin fir... View More
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Light Show
He shakes his head, "I don't have a job for you personally, mate." Thinking, "Technically I guess we'd be competition, but..." Looking over K for a moment, "I don't think you run in the same circles as I do. You don't seem the high-profile type." Tapping the counter with his hoof idly while he trie... View More
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Kuya
".... Treat me a drink and you got a deal..." He tries to shake the bartenders hooves. "..... Oh wrong pony..." He then corrects himself and tries to shake Light show's hooves.
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Light Show
Nodding, he shakes K's hoof. Another Light appears next to the bartender, whispering in their ear to a quickly dawning expression of horror. The original Light, "You'll have free drinks here for a while. This guy's on a leash until I get bored of fucking with him and actually go take care of his con... View More
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Kuya
The stallion was shocked at what he said and blurted out accidentally the words he might regret later. " Pfftt... You're GAY!?... oh sorry. You don't mean literally fucking the guy right? ..... Not that i have anything against.... You? Them right?" He then looks around. And asked the bartender. " we... View More
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Light Show
Blinking, he processed a moment, before thinking another moment. And then bursting into laughter. It takes five full minutes before he composes himself, and shakes hid head. "I'm not gay, mate. I might not be..." Thinking a moment, "Entirely, certain on my gender, but I know I like mares, ay? No, a... View More
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Kuya
" oh i see now what the deal is.... Although its still proper to be professional and finish the job." He informed Light. " then kill em after if he really wronged you bad." He smirked.
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