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Ruby Trogdon

Ruby Trogdon

Female. Lives in  Everfree Forest,  Equestria. Born on March 31, 1996
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Ruby Trogdon
Once more I emerge from the depths of my own depravity to screw up someone's day. Who shall it be? Who shall I choose? Which of you would offer yourself? How may I bother you my darlings?
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Carmine Gumshoe
god i would hate it if you gave me money would absolutely ruin me to get like seven hundred-1 million dollars i just wouldn’t know what i’d do besides mald and seethe
Ruby Trogdon
no :)
Carmine Gumshoe
:(
Dr. Reid
"I hardly doubt you would bother me. As a Doctor, I have immense patience for patients. I doubt anything you do will be taken seriously or at most... Lighthearted." He would near enough huff in certainty.
Ruby Trogdon
I mean unless it involved a tumor in a very delicate area of the body
Dr. Reid
He would give a puzzled look to that statement.
Stardusk Strider
"why don't you screw up your own day?"
Ruby Trogdon
Twas a joke, but please feel free to be... this way
Stardusk Strider
I would say it has to be this way.....
Valiant "Parley" Aurora
Try it.
Ruby Trogdon
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Captain Sky N Nova
I doubt you can ruin something thats already been ruined.
Ruby Trogdon
Then mald with me my friend. Mald in peace, with snacks
Captain Sky N Nova
Then I shall.
Nar Kazunah
"Ruby, please stop breaking into our apartment. We've changed the lock three times now."
Ruby Trogdon
"What? I didn't do that? I came in through the window." She says pointing to the direction of his room in particular. "That was NOT me"
Ruby Trogdon
I'm definitely an adult.There is 100% irrefutable evidence that I am, indeed an adult. I do my chores, pay my way, and get things done! Now if you could stop looking at the juice boxes and fruit snack...View More
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Yappy
"I avoid paying my taxes, just like every other adult. That means that I can make my own decisions! I can put forks in the toaster, in the bathtub!"
Ruby Trogdon
I personally wouldn't, but you're damn right!
Yappy
"Exactly! Now, if you excuse me, I have cans of silly string and giant bouncy balls to purchase with my, uh... 'tax refund'."
Apex Mist
"No. You took the last tropical pack!" She said before putting her hoof on the cart. "That's not very tropi/cool/ of you."
Ruby Trogdon
I purse my lips and raise a brow "I am merely a customer. I do not control the stock of this fine establishment! Why, isn't it best I buy the last pack? I'm supporting a company I've shopped with for years, if that isn't support: what is?"
Apex Mist
Apex grabbed a couple of the fruit snacks and put them in her cart. "Listen her, comrade. The company motto for them is: 'Sharing is a berry good day.' So, by giving me the last ones it would only show how great the consumers of these delicious products are." She said before sticking out her tongue.
Ruby Trogdon
I quickly grabbed them back from her cart and immediately started flying to the self-checkout. Heaving the fruit snacks over the scanner and into my bags, gritting my teeth. "I just came for my weekly snacks... can I just buy my snacks?" I say to myself, on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Apex Mist
As soon as Apex looked inside her own cart to view the treats, they were gone. "Wha-" She said before looking towards Ruby which became a red blur. Apex spread her wings and began to fly towards Ruby as she threw the snacks onto the scanner. However, she was too late. The 'beep' came up showing the ...View More
Ruby Trogdon
I look over and pay for the treats, before grabbing a few packs from her bag and offering them to her: "You are also deserving of respect, for caring to also shop here."
Apex Mist
Apex lifted herself and looked at the packs for candy fruit. She lifted her own right hoof up to cover her mouth as she teared up. "Saint Teresa, is that you?" She asked as she grabbed the pack.
Ruby Trogdon
That was one hell of a nap
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Vanil
And another redhead returns
Ruby Trogdon
that bad?
Vanil
Only for the other users~ Red is trouble
Hawk
As a half-ginger, I disagree >:)
Ruby Trogdon
Trouble? Do elaborate
Ruby Trogdon
It's been such a lovely spring so far! Only one thunderstorm though... What a shame
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Captain Sky N Nova
A tornado warning has been issued for the following counties: Right behind you. Effective until 99999999999999999
Ruby Trogdon
And just like 30 for me.... HERE IT COMES!!!!!
Captain Sky N Nova
Yeah don't tempt nature. Next thing you know a swirling vortex of death descends upon your town.
Nitroxus Soulspins
*Nitroxus climbed down a blue pipe that was in the air. He soon smiled to them. He then passed a large gift over to them.* Happy Birthday!
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