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Unibrew Press

Male. Lives in UNIBROOOOOOOOOWWWWWSSSS,  Ponyville,  Equestria. Born on January 18, 1900
Race
Earth Pony
About Me
Unibrows brah. Grow one. Or don't. I ain't forcing you.
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Unibrew Press
The government's putting chemicals in the water? That's fine, I'm not an amphibian, I'll be okay
1 person liked this.
Willow Whispers
hey you wanna see some hot men
Like July 12, 2025
Unibrew Press
I would've said yes to this regardless of the water quality
Like July 12, 2025
Bright Brave
Canary in a coal mine.
Like July 12, 2025
Lambia
You can't write with both hooves?
Like July 12, 2025 Edited
Vanil
No, you silly, amphibious is that thing some animals have when their life cycle revolve around both water and land. You're thinking about ambivalent.
Like July 13, 2025
Lambia
Don't be daft, you're talking about being possessed of mixed and contradictory feelings about someone. I'm pretty sure the word is actually aerodynamic.
Like July 13, 2025
Stickman, The Normal Stickian
I DONT LIKE EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT *Funk music starts* TURNS THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! TURNS THE FRIGGING FROGS GAY! UNGH! UNGH! UNGH! CRAP!
Like July 13, 2025