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"I don't get why Bok wants me to keep her ships reactor core closed. I never do it. Everything in the house just looks so much cooler when lit by gamma rays!"
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Bok
Bok’s happily typing away at her computer, mostly writing reports of her findings and whatnot. As time passes, she begins to feel nauseated… how odd. She ignores it another while, that is until the itching begins. Now this is suspicious… and that silence… Why is everything so eerily quiet?
“VEGA…?... View More
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March 18, 2021
Bryce
"Gamma rays? Bro, that's like, ionizing radiation. You're lookin' at shit like cell apoptosis and necrosis. Cells that survive are gonna be FUBAR."
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March 18, 2021
Vega uninstalls her gaydar. She was never able to get useful readings from it since she kept setting it off herself. What a cruel world.
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Vega looks around excitedly. "I just installed something called 'Windows' to one of my spare drives. Maybe now I'll be able to run some ga-" its eyes suddenly change to a vibrant blue, with some illeg... View More
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"Is the robot thing gonna be alright?" Phoenix asked with a raised eyebrow
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July 14, 2020
Bok does the big gasp and covers Vega’s ears. “Don’t call her a robot thing! She’s sensitive!” She then shifts her eyes suspiciously to the sides to make sure that nobody was listening, apart from Red guy.
“Vega will never be alright, she’s got a screw loose.” She whispers and sears his mouth shut ... View More
"Oh.. uhh sorry then. Well I hope Vega can sort herself out. She seems.... nice enough" He says in confusion, glancing at Bok to make sure he didn't say anything to harm the robot.
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July 14, 2020
"..............yeah, She might have maybe instead installed Firefox, or google, Or heck even chrome. Cause that there is a Blue screen of death....don't blame me when she creates skynet and start's making robot's that create's a war with Ponies and a random one goes back in time to kill the leader o... View More
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July 14, 2020
"How could I have not though of this before?" Vega says, typing away on a computer. "I can't possibly know the best way to inflict pain if I don't know what pain is! A quick update to my OS and seizin... View More
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Bok was replacing the most important part of her trashed spaceship, it was this tiny bitty nano-computer which constituted all of the ship’s system and it was extremely important to handle it with care. Bok was handling it with special pincers even!
“Just another nanometer…!” Bok’s sweating buckets... View More
Bok blinks out of sync. “…How do you know what pain is?” She skips over and pushes Vega out of the way to type away into the computer she had just used to update her system. A few screens pop up and, although everything was in a language that is incomprehensible for us the readers, to Bok and Vega i... View More
"I don't care what Bok says." Vega says, looking up at the moon. "I'm taking it with me when we leave here. I'm deserving of a moon."
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Bok's busy-busy typing loudly with her noodle arms. "Forget it Vega, that would cause a world ending disbalance that would- well... end the world. And I've got one too many felonies against the galaxy for causing one of those already." she admits with shame. "I could lose my starship license." she e... View More
Vega makes dubstep noises
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these noises? https://soundcloud.com/sirsmideii/thedropwip cus its exactly what I heard for a song i be making
*The intense wubs made Nitroxus happy.* Drop the bass, for its matches the dubstep rocket.
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April 20, 2020
"Hello fellow living creatures. How about that oxygen, huh? Sure do love it.
Say, help me out. Lacerations to the face are fatal, right? Not that I plan on doing that to any of you; I just want to kn... View More
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“This is VEGA. Vega is an assistant unit. Among her capabilities we can find automate learning, simulated emotions, free will, and obviously she is also a super computer capable of calculating and storing up to 10,000 times the amount of data of the largest, most advanced computer to be found here i... View More
"you know you don't have to make up words to sound smart, right, Choy? Like what the actual fuck is a computer? That's just silly!"
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April 14, 2020
"Yes they are, but accidents happen, and if they do, make sure to leave as many pieces of evidence as possible... Evidences that You weren't the one who caused that. Find a way to blame the squirrels instead."
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April 14, 2020
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