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Vega

Vega

Other. Lives in Canterlot Avenue,  Equestria.
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"I don't get why Bok wants me to keep her ships reactor core closed. I never do it. Everything in the house just looks so much cooler when lit by gamma rays!"
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Bok
Bok’s happily typing away at her computer, mostly writing reports of her findings and whatnot. As time passes, she begins to feel nauseated… how odd. She ignores it another while, that is until the itching begins. Now this is suspicious… and that silence… Why is everything so eerily quiet? “VEGA…?... View More
Like March 18, 2021
Bryce
"Gamma rays? Bro, that's like, ionizing radiation. You're lookin' at shit like cell apoptosis and necrosis. Cells that survive are gonna be FUBAR."
Like March 18, 2021
Vega
Vega uninstalls her gaydar. She was never able to get useful readings from it since she kept setting it off herself. What a cruel world.
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Pinke Pie
Are you a computer?
Like July 19, 2020
Whisper
lesbians
Like July 19, 2020
Bright Brave
gay computer
Like July 19, 2020
Pinke Pie
*takes out gun* I'm going to stop this here.
Like July 19, 2020
Bright Brave
You couldn't stop a fly.
Like July 19, 2020
Vega
Vega looks around excitedly. "I just installed something called 'Windows' to one of my spare drives. Maybe now I'll be able to run some ga-" its eyes suddenly change to a vibrant blue, with some illeg... View More
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Bok
Bok flips the switch off, waits a bit, then on again.
Like July 14, 2020
Vega
Its eyes go dark for a moment, before lighting up pink again. "What happened? Bok? WHAT DID YOU DO? I WANT TO PLAY HALF LIFE. FUCK YOU, I'M GOING BACK" It restarts itself, switching back to its other boot drive.
Like July 14, 2020
Phoenix Wind
"Is the robot thing gonna be alright?" Phoenix asked with a raised eyebrow
Like July 14, 2020
Bok
Bok does the big gasp and covers Vega’s ears. “Don’t call her a robot thing! She’s sensitive!” She then shifts her eyes suspiciously to the sides to make sure that nobody was listening, apart from Red guy. “Vega will never be alright, she’s got a screw loose.” She whispers and sears his mouth shut ... View More
Like July 14, 2020
Phoenix Wind
"Oh.. uhh sorry then. Well I hope Vega can sort herself out. She seems.... nice enough" He says in confusion, glancing at Bok to make sure he didn't say anything to harm the robot.
Like July 14, 2020
Vega
Vega was too busy blue screening again to answer
Like July 14, 2020
Ghostbit
"..............yeah, She might have maybe instead installed Firefox, or google, Or heck even chrome. Cause that there is a Blue screen of death....don't blame me when she creates skynet and start's making robot's that create's a war with Ponies and a random one goes back in time to kill the leader o... View More
Like July 14, 2020
Bok
" is an exploration Unit whose sole purpose is to retrieve and register data from planets that are too dangerous for biological units to explore for themselves. She is –AND I REPEAT- she is NOT a ... View More
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Vega
shared a photo
Art by Bok
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Ghostbit
OoO
Like June 7, 2020
Ghostbit
welp...i can clearly tell which one is having more fun...and they never cease to amaze me
Like June 7, 2020
Bubblegum
I love the energy of this image,, c:
Like June 7, 2020
Vega
"How could I have not though of this before?" Vega says, typing away on a computer. "I can't possibly know the best way to inflict pain if I don't know what pain is! A quick update to my OS and seizin... View More
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Bok
Bok was replacing the most important part of her trashed spaceship, it was this tiny bitty nano-computer which constituted all of the ship’s system and it was extremely important to handle it with care. Bok was handling it with special pincers even! “Just another nanometer…!” Bok’s sweating buckets... View More
Like May 9, 2020
Vega
Vega simply turned to Bok, holding out its arm. "PAIN IS PAINFUL! SHUT ME DOWN. SHUT ME DOWN!" it screamed.
Like May 9, 2020
Bok
Bok blinks out of sync. “…How do you know what pain is?” She skips over and pushes Vega out of the way to type away into the computer she had just used to update her system. A few screens pop up and, although everything was in a language that is incomprehensible for us the readers, to Bok and Vega i... View More
Like May 9, 2020
Vega
"I don't care what Bok says." Vega says, looking up at the moon. "I'm taking it with me when we leave here. I'm deserving of a moon."
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Bok
Bok's busy-busy typing loudly with her noodle arms. "Forget it Vega, that would cause a world ending disbalance that would- well... end the world. And I've got one too many felonies against the galaxy for causing one of those already." she admits with shame. "I could lose my starship license." she e... View More
Like April 26, 2020
Vega
"But what if we took this world with us too? I wouldn't mind having a couple pets."
Like April 26, 2020
Vega
Vega makes dubstep noises
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Midnight
these noises? https://soundcloud.com/sirsmideii/thedropwip cus its exactly what I heard for a song i be making
Like April 20, 2020
Vega
Exactly
Like April 20, 2020
Captain Sky N Nova
Sky made 80s noises because Sky is a synth lord
Like April 20, 2020
Bok
"Who programmed that disgusting sound into you!?"
Like April 20, 2020
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Vega
"Sorry, I was just trying to connect to the internet"
Like April 20, 2020
Bok
"Well it sounds horrid! Do it silently! I'm writing down the names of every pony I dislike along with a list of the reasons why!"
Like April 20, 2020
Vega
"It's okay, I'm already connected." It began blasting Fire Hive. "This internet thing is pretty cool!"
Like April 20, 2020
Sling Tyler
*The intense wubs made Nitroxus happy.* Drop the bass, for its matches the dubstep rocket.
Like April 20, 2020
Vega
Vega trails a hoof over a picture of Metal Gear Rex and lets out a quiet sigh. "I need a railgun..."
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Bright Brave
Ray is the superior weapon. And ill buy you any weapon you want. My true e-girl.
Like April 14, 2020
Vega
"If it were really superior, it would have TWO railguns," it muttered.
Like April 15, 2020
Bright Brave
💚
Like April 15, 2020
Lock On
A bunch of Chrysalis flew by Custom btw
Like April 14, 2020
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Vega
"Don't worry I'll go DUNDUNDUN DUNDUNDUN every time I shoot it too."
Like April 15, 2020
Lock On
Wrong answer. You'll go to the small ruin at the bottom right corner of the map because anywhere else is a deathtrap.
Like April 15, 2020
Vega
"Chrysalis is a gentle creature and would never do harm to anything that isn't trying to hurt it. Or anything with living tissue. Can you honestly blame it?"
Like April 15, 2020
Whisper
Rex~
Like April 15, 2020
Vega
"Hello fellow living creatures. How about that oxygen, huh? Sure do love it. Say, help me out. Lacerations to the face are fatal, right? Not that I plan on doing that to any of you; I just want to kn... View More
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Bok
“This is VEGA. Vega is an assistant unit. Among her capabilities we can find automate learning, simulated emotions, free will, and obviously she is also a super computer capable of calculating and storing up to 10,000 times the amount of data of the largest, most advanced computer to be found here i... View More
Like April 14, 2020
Vega
"Func-tion Noun An activity or purpose natural to or intended for a person or thing."
Like April 14, 2020
Spirit Weaver
"you know you don't have to make up words to sound smart, right, Choy? Like what the actual fuck is a computer? That's just silly!"
Like April 14, 2020
Bok
Bok stares blankly for a second, her ears fold back and then back up. "Thank you Vega." She turns to her flesh friend Spit. "It's like a brain but if brains were made out of non-biological materials."
Like April 14, 2020 Edited
The Outsider
"Yes they are, but accidents happen, and if they do, make sure to leave as many pieces of evidence as possible... Evidences that You weren't the one who caused that. Find a way to blame the squirrels instead."
Like April 14, 2020
Vega
"Yes, of course. Squirrels are our natural prey."
Like April 14, 2020
Damean the paranormal detective
"Getting cut up is normally bad"
Like April 14, 2020
Pizzamovies
Always aim for the neck
Like April 14, 2020
Vega
"Will that do the least damage?"
Like April 14, 2020
Pizzamovies
Suuureeee....lets go with that
Like April 14, 2020
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