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Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX

Male. Lives in nowhereville,  Manehattan,  Equestria. Born on March 4, 1922
Race
inbred
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
I am a gamer, a hacker x3 and super cool! i love pizza and spanking my kids to death
Roleplay Universe
inbredville
Roleplay Type
Narrative Multi-Paragraph
User Achievements
No achievements
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
TWILIGHT SPARKLE DOESN'T DESERVE MORDECAI. I DO. I, ME, DARK PONY DESERVES MORDECAI. HE'S MINE #rp
2 people like this.
Pepper Snap
Mordecai suuuuucks as a bf! Later season Rigby or Muscle Man man is much better better
Like November 12, 2025
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
I love giving my kids CHATGPT assignments #BRAP
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
INHALE THE MEMEZ XD * dark pony braps to the tune of Thomas the train*
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
I'm sowwyy :c I havent been on here for soo lonng x3. pweez forgive me, im a good pony i sweaw 👉👈🥺 👻 ️⚫️
2 people like this.
Silent V Dusk
Welcome to the club. I'm suprised th community doesn't have the noose ready. ( Please don't report me for making that joke. Life has been hittin' hard. )
Like October 20, 2025 Edited
Bright Brave
You don't look like a pony. OowoO
Like October 20, 2025
Shifter Burnside
tf
Like October 21, 2025
Unibrew Press
The best string of words I've ever read
Like October 21, 2025
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
who else loves redditing? X3
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
Dark Pony is so Dark and Twisted, UGHH nobody understands me sighhh
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
Do you noe da way
3 people like this.
Shifter Burnside
wot whey
Like September 20, 2025
Bright Brave
Jesus is da wae
Like September 20, 2025
Cherri Pai
No brotha I do not noe da wei
Like September 20, 2025
Lambia
2018 called, it wants it's jokes back.
Like September 20, 2025
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
*is't
Like September 26, 2025
Lambia
L + Ratio + si't + took 5 days to reply
Like September 26, 2025
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC <3333
3 people like this.
Vanil
Quite magical innit
Like September 19, 2025
Shifter Burnside
yes
Like September 19, 2025
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
THAT RIGHT I'm 47 and still a reddit mod. TAKE THAT LIBS AND CONSERVATIVES. THIS PONY BRAPS ALL OVER YOU
1 person liked this.
Shifter Burnside
what
Like September 15, 2025
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
yes i listen to wifi skeleton and jack stauber how could you tell *brap*
1 person liked this.
Xx_D4rkPonyLovah_xX
clop clop
Like September 3, 2025
Shifter Burnside
*brap*
Like September 3, 2025
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