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Amidst all the hustle and bustle of the smorgasbord of other stalls offering its various...interesting services, stood what appears to be a hastily modified lemonade stand. Etched and painted over its prior name, "Argue La Roux". Seems odd, but innocent enough, until one sees the Manehattan city night background that was *not taken from Conan O'Brien's late night set when his show ended. Microphones, lights, camera! All of questionable functionality.
Here you shall present a topic of discussion and the host, of whose name seem to change on a dime, will debate it with you.
*added for legal purposes
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"You're red headed, you're weird, but are you tall, like tall tall?" The big war horse hadn't met a mare bigger than him yet, except the High Princess, Celestia herself.
"I just wanted to know how tall you are, because I myself love Conan. But I'd rate myself an 8. I need to work out more. But I'm a trophy stallion, any mare who can meet my standards will receive the greatest husband in the universe."
She refuses to stand up from her seat for a first-hand look at evidence, instead choosing for further retort "Below Celestia, about the same as Fancypant's wifey. 8, but the greatest partner in the universe? I'd rate you a 6, simply from your self-contradiction and seemingly beyond-cosmic standard f... View More
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August 22, 2024
"You are a silly and cruel mare. And I hope you find true love." Bright lashed out at the pretty, intelligent, sophisticated Vanil. Hurt ponies, hurt ponies.
//Actually might join in.
"Ok Heres a Topic, Princess sunbutt being a queen yet... SHE BARELY DOES ANYTHING!. Or if that's too spicy...Is a Bamboodog a Haywich ?"
//Forgot bout this. :C
"But then is once of those Quesadilla thingys a Sandwich then ?"
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August 25, 2024
Tality gives this some honest thought. A topic to debate. Hm.
She slaps a solid gold ingot on the table, two kilograms. Holy. "Keep the change. You'll probably deserve it. A topic, huh?" She thinks to herself. "Well, sometimes I want to take over Equestria and rule it with an iron hoof, make everyp... View More
((Oh my god, it was just a metaphor! But it's hard to tell with this mare, yeah? Wait, actually, hold on, I think I was cool with it no matter which way you took it. Yeah, yeah, now that I think about it, I did notice the ambiguity and just decided to see how you ran with it! Yeah, I look for that s... View More
//I'm gonna keep it real with you. That post is a little overwhelming, if not confusing.
Vanil slumped into her seat, bottle of whiskey on hoof, ready to uncork and end the day as if it were a dream. She was as lost as a guest in an Eric Andre 'interview', and she was supposed to be the host! As mo... View More
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August 29, 2024
((Haha! Yeah, that's kinda the point actually. *irl cringe and grimace* But yeah, I probably crossed a few lines there that I shouldn't have. Tality is insane, however, and she doesn't think anyone can actually help her, so she doesn't put in the effort to make herself comprehensible. She just dunks... View More
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August 31, 2024
I've got like 4 tvs, I personally own. I own one, $100 pony phone.