Friendship Letters

Dear Celestia, for a while I've thought for years that I've been the wrong gender and I only hope to someday become a female, and soon that may happen. I hope you and other ponies accept me for being transgender.

I now Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping bombs on disgusting tanks. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you canâ€...

that I still don't like winter but I found a way to avoid winter.

probaly nothing

nothing

Do not drink milk out of the jug you freaking barbarians that's how sickness is spread around.

Been playing a lot of Elder Scrolls Oblivion. I'm mostly exploring and adding everything to the map. First time trying out a hand to hand character also, there is something so satisfying about about the stuns knocking anyone down. I might also go add everything to the map for Shivering Isles also. Just the biggest problem to this is not getting much magic items. Also wondering if there is hidden skills to search for to add to Hand to Hand. Oh well Grogle will punch everything and punch it well...

Names: Maxh D'Aldebaran Last Name: Scratch "Alternative Universe" Age: 30 ...

Not sure if Internet explorer is gone yet I cannot open it. So I switched to Chrome, downside is I lost most of my favorites, might of jumped episodes to anime I'm watching, having to to learn chrome more, plus the favorites/bookmarks isn't a scrolling page. Well not just all complaints here, guess I do have a better browser now. I could go on onto other things I'm dealing with yet I don't want to sound like a whiner.

I only just wish to be a better pony, these days haven't been the best and quite recently I have lost quite a lot of friends due to my irritability and heightened aggression, I really don't understand why I am feeling this way, but I do hate it when these ponies lie to me, or take advantage of me... Do I have to be friendly to all of them?? I am starting to regret even coming here to Equestria, some are just so mean and evil, it MAKES you want to INVADE THE PLANET.... I guess, this will be the l...

I got the stuff you asked me to get, minus the golden apple, I have the mightiest chocolate beans from this dimension as well, so... yeah just a little more for the trinity of deliciousness is created, WHICH I ask your holy butts to stop raising taxes just because you don't like the letter "A" please? No, I'm not gonna kidnap the princesses here so you could have a wrestling match with, Luna. No, I'm not going to spread the Jester dust you gave me, so everyone could be turned into a clown t...