Friendship Letters

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You probably dont get too many of these, but I just want you to know I loved the way the moon looked last night, the way it pushed the tides of where I lived was very hypnotic in a way. Otherwise, I just wanted you to know even if you still believe some ponies may be scared of you due to what happened thousands of years ago, I and my Aqualings have trust in you, which probably does not mean much since we have never met, but I at least wanted to get this out there to you given how you have redeem...

I am a Zebrica Prince and You are my last remanding blood relative. Please wire 10000 bits to me in a Western Union, passport info, Friendship Security Card Number in order for me to share you my wealth

Sincerely, Lazy cunt

Dear Princess Luna.. You dont know me, nor are you aware of what my species is but I want to thank you for the night sky and how the moon and stars moves the tides of the oean gracefully. While this is not the most lengthy of letters, nor is it the best I just wanted you to know that even if you still believe that some ponies may not trust you, I and my fellow Aokoi do.  May the moon shine brightly - Empress Ran of the Aokoi Hive. 

blog is such a funny word.  blog.  blogblog.  bloooooooog.  i ate an orange today.  it tasted like oranges.

Today I actually wrote a full bio for my character, only to realize that most people won't take the time to read it anyways and will be asking me questions that are very well explained on my profile so I'll get triggered and be a dick and get banned. Probably. Perhaps it's my fault for writing all that stuff to begin with thinking that people would read it. Maybe I'm the bad guy in all of this for having too high of expectations.  Everything is weird and I don't know what to do anymore so lik...

Hello, I found your book on "taming" stallions to be very.. enlightening ...

Likely, the majority of you have no idea who Purple Swirl is, and the ones who do, know little about her, as is reasonable, and that's probably why she's percieved as a Mary Sue. It's honestly reasonable to assume that she is one based on first impressions. Though, I'm getting ahead of myself, as likely, you haven't even seen Purple Swirl yet. This is Purple Swirl. She's a pacifist, but she isn't one soley from choice. See those swirls on her? Those are not natural markings, but rather th...

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You may not remember the time you let me go first.  Or the time you dropped back to tell me it wasn't that far to go.  Or the time you waited at the crossroads for me to catch up.  You may not remember any of those, but I do and this is what I have to say to you.  ...

When Bronysquare died, I was sad. I didn't knew about it until a week before. I was on it since 2014. I couldn't ask for a better successor. Thanks you <3

Today i woke up and i had a piece of toast. No bad references aside greetings princess hope you are well i on the other hand hate my job (what’s new) and request a new one cheers. yours sincerely  Razor ...

What's uuuuuuup? Long time no see, and by that I mean it's been a while since I watched MLP! That Season 7 was great! The Pillars are sooo cool, and the sirens are there, and lore.. AAAHHHH!!! It's been a while since I felt this joy. So yeah, keep doing what you do... whatever that is... if you're doing anything at all, cuz whatever it is you're doing/ not doing, it's saving Equestria.   Some stallion,  ...

How do you control such a huge population? I can hardly control my own small hive and well, I need some pointers.. Being a new Queen is hard and I dont exactly have someone to turn to when it comes to such things.  Also send more ships into the water, we need more foo- I mean.. jewlery.. 

1 In the beginning Cambia created the wierd horse website. 2 Now the website was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Cambia was hovering over the waters. 3 And Cambia said, “Let there be sons,” and there was sons.  ...

What better way to get to know someone than music eh? So here in no certain order is a list of my favourite albums of 2017   ...

Yo fam, sup? I hit the gym today and tore. It. Up. Speaking of the gym, did you get that hoof checked out? You got some nasty rash or somethin', should've worn those socks I gave you last Hearths Warming. Anyway... gotta split homie, they said Rainbow Dash threw down like 15 ciders at the bar or somethin', I don't wanna miss it. - C ya scrub,      ~R3CTIFIER

.... LOL you're a princess now? lord have mercy. Your double here thinks you're a nerd, come visit sometimes. 

Because you barely receive any magic E-mail nowadays, here's one, I just made the dragon burp on this letter, it may be pretty spicy since he's been eating lots of carolina reapers, damned thing eating em like candy.  Anyways, I got your shipment of special tea, the sleeping tea, yes that one... do I look like a dealer or what? ... maybe I do, anyways passing by and dropping the special cargo, now you'll give me your scarf as payment, m'kay?  Tell your sister the next: Hot diggedy damn.  ...

Hello all, I'm currently trying to make a living via game design and pixel art, the latter being the one I think is the most viable at this point. In case you haven't noticed, I've started a pixel art page made to help sell more pixel art. I've only had one commission as of yet, but I am willing to do more, and currently, I'm not charging a lot because I want to get my name established. I don't think any of you have an obligation to commission me, but it would be amazing if some people would ...

Dear Princess Luna,   Tell your sister that she needs a diet. ...

Today I learnt about Canterlot Avenue! i've made a few friends and can't wait to meet them :)

Dear Princess Celestia,   It has come to my attention that you are fat. Your rump is so enourmous, that I can see your cutie mark from the hive. ...

To address one of the Princess' of Equestria, Princess Celestia, I am Prince Artemis. It is nice to write to somepony besides my brother, though...I suppose you are him. In a way, at least. Ahh, well...I am writing to you to tell you that I appreciate everything that you have done, and will continue to appreciate everything you will d.

Today I learned that, you can't use coffee beans to attract the costumers to your club, also I would likely ask you to stop stealing my chocolate beans, they're precious, certain Bug Fairy pokemon Queen wants them, and if I don't give these to her, she'll just cocoon me upside down, again. I don't like that, makes me feel all fuzzy, if you need your cargo then let me know, tell your sisters that I couldn't find the blue cherries she asked, BUT! I found the golden raspberries, so that's someth...

Today i learned how to harness the powers of the underworld to slay all who oppose me and stand in my way! :D

Dear myself,    You're great, and you're doing the best job of being the princess ever. ...

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventual...

Today I learned that the Friendship Letter does not seem to have much purpose and if it does it's not really doing all that well, as many who have made a friendship letter are only doing so for the achievement. 

Today I re-learned how good burger king is their burgers are the biggest and most cost effective

today i learned to turn on dark mode to hurt my eyes less

Today I learned to write both public and private messages to encourage more different kinds of discussion and get to know ponies better

Children, make sure that you make friends who actually care about your feelings.  Also make sure to return the favor!