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by on December 4, 2017
Yo fam, sup? I hit the gym today and tore. It. Up. Speaking of the gym, did you get that hoof checked out? You got some nasty rash or somethin', should've worn those socks I gave you last Hearths Warming. Anyway... gotta split homie, they said Rainbow Dash threw down like 15 ciders at the bar or somethin', I don't wanna miss it. - C ya scrub,      ~R3CTIFIER
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by on December 4, 2017
.... LOL you're a princess now? lord have mercy. Your double here thinks you're a nerd, come visit sometimes. 
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by on December 4, 2017
Because you barely receive any magic E-mail nowadays, here's one, I just made the dragon burp on this letter, it may be pretty spicy since he's been eating lots of carolina reapers, damned thing eating em like candy.  Anyways, I got your shipment of special tea, the sleeping tea, yes that one... do I look like a dealer or what? ... maybe I do, anyways passing by and dropping the special cargo, now you'll give me your scarf as payment, m'kay?  Tell your sister the next: Hot diggedy damn.  ...
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by on December 4, 2017
Hello all, I'm currently trying to make a living via game design and pixel art, the latter being the one I think is the most viable at this point. In case you haven't noticed, I've started a pixel art page made to help sell more pixel art. I've only had one commission as of yet, but I am willing to do more, and currently, I'm not charging a lot because I want to get my name established. I don't think any of you have an obligation to commission me, but it would be amazing if some people would ...
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by on December 4, 2017
Dear Princess Luna,   Tell your sister that she needs a diet. ...
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by on December 4, 2017
Today I learnt about Canterlot Avenue! i've made a few friends and can't wait to meet them :)
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by on December 4, 2017
Dear Princess Celestia,   It has come to my attention that you are fat. Your rump is so enourmous, that I can see your cutie mark from the hive. ...
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by on December 4, 2017
To address one of the Princess' of Equestria, Princess Celestia, I am Prince Artemis. It is nice to write to somepony besides my brother, though...I suppose you are him. In a way, at least. Ahh, well...I am writing to you to tell you that I appreciate everything that you have done, and will continue to appreciate everything you will d.
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by on December 4, 2017
Today I learned that, you can't use coffee beans to attract the costumers to your club, also I would likely ask you to stop stealing my chocolate beans, they're precious, certain Bug Fairy pokemon Queen wants them, and if I don't give these to her, she'll just cocoon me upside down, again. I don't like that, makes me feel all fuzzy, if you need your cargo then let me know, tell your sisters that I couldn't find the blue cherries she asked, BUT! I found the golden raspberries, so that's someth...
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by on December 4, 2017
Today i learned how to harness the powers of the underworld to slay all who oppose me and stand in my way! :D
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by on December 4, 2017
Dear myself,    You're great, and you're doing the best job of being the princess ever. ...
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by on December 4, 2017
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventual...
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by on December 4, 2017
Today I learned that the Friendship Letter does not seem to have much purpose and if it does it's not really doing all that well, as many who have made a friendship letter are only doing so for the achievement. 
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by on December 4, 2017
Today I re-learned how good burger king is their burgers are the biggest and most cost effective
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by on December 4, 2017
today i learned to turn on dark mode to hurt my eyes less
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by on December 4, 2017
Today I learned to write both public and private messages to encourage more different kinds of discussion and get to know ponies better
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by on December 4, 2017
Children, make sure that you make friends who actually care about your feelings.  Also make sure to return the favor!
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by on December 4, 2017
Remember not to overwork yourself, go throw some tea into the water so you can have some sweet water when you get thirsty.
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by on December 4, 2017
Health tip: Don't work yourself to death. Money is important in today's society, but it isn't everything. Organize, unionize, demand rights. The workers shall overcome. Remember to take some time to relax.
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by on December 4, 2017
Health tip: Don't spend all day on this site. Sit up, walk around, go outside and get some fresh air. Overthrow the bourgeoisie...that sort of stuff. You have a life.
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by on December 4, 2017
Huge thanks to the makers. This new place seems pretty A E S T H E T I C. It all looks so clean and such, but do people have issues with the way it looks? I'm curious. Let us know what you think so far!
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by on December 4, 2017
Well here we are, new home. It looks pretty nice. That burst of users at the launch tho!   Looking forward hanging aroung in here. :D
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by on September 5, 2017
Today I again raged over the complexity of building with PHPFox. Again and again I must fight against the grain of ever-lazy  PHPFox app developers and SQL Injection vulnerable coding only to end up with a resulting mess of wrongly defined CSS values and  I have tried countless times to fix that one bug that  knows about, only to make it worse by somehow moving the header bar WITHOUT TOUCHING CSS. *sigh* back to work then! Your raging cajun Kirin Sparko
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