Friendship Letters

Dear Princess Celestia: "Once apon a time in Equestria" One this day eight years those were the first 6 words uttered by a show that touched so many in some way. As much as I and others alike wish you knew how special your world meant to us I know this will fall onto to deaf ears regardless I write on behalf of those who love you and all of the world we can only spectate. ...

Ah hav crippling gay osteoporosis Your dead af student Lighty

Dear Princess Luna; I have been enjoying my time in your former home there is so much history I have missed during my time away and the literature is filling in the gaps I am grateful to the scribes of the past there were very detailed. Spending time with ponies have been odd, they seem less serious than before it appears we now live in a time where fun and friendship is a primary focus however I have some security concerns to address have you received my official report I entrusted Rover ...

It's all a matter of time. Before all is know. Love is what it is. Our true fate will be shown. ...

Last you saw me Rose was when I left to quell a rumor. That rumor, of a pocket dimension right under the princesses noses, turns out to be true. They call it Canterlot Avenue and it’s an amazing place really! There are all kinds of ponies and creatures from so many places. I’ve seen abilities I can’t begin to explain! Yet that’s not all, I’ve made friends...many amazing friends and I can’t wait till you can see it for yourself. In any case attached to the bottom of this letter ...

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To... whichever Princess reads this. I apologize for the more depressing letters Java and I have sent. We don't mean to unload such things upon you, as I'm sure you have your own problems. So, instead, I thought I'd write something a bit happier. My... I suppose we'll call them friends right now, have decided that when I am able, they want me to move in with them. I have been playing the role of aide to the female half of the couple, as she is mostly blind, and due to recent circumstances beyon...

I just wanted to say that you are all doing a fine job of ruling Equestria and that I am very grateful for your efforts. Because of what you've done, especially in recent years, I've been able to travel freely around Equestria and beyond and I've seen amazing sights, had incredible experiences, and have made irreplaceable friends. Keep it up, I'm rooting for you! Your grateful subject, [I]Nimbus

To my loving fiance I honestly would like to say I never would've made it this fair in my life without you. You saved me in a time I had nothing and for that ill always be grateful. I hope we get to go through many more trials together and come out of them just as strongly. Your my whole world. I love you. Sincerely yours Newt

As I'm sure you already know I met a wonder girl afew days ago. I won't lie I do love her with all my heart. And although I have a fiance I'm great fun for my girlfriend Calico to be apart of my world. She keeps things interesting and really shows she loves me. Yours sincerely Newt.

or your dad's gonna GET IT :punch: :boom: