Friendship Letters

His hair, wack His gear, wack His jewelry, wack His foot-stance, wack The way that he talks, wack ...

Dear princess celestia, Yesterday I went and got some fish from a nearby pet store to keep me company in my room... however the next morning, I found they had went to fish heaven... I thought I had set the aquarium up ok for them, but I ended up messing up. I didn't wash the gravel before I put it in and I didn't wait the full amount of time before adding the fish... not to mention i added the chemicals to help the water be safe after I put them in, which pretty much poisoned them... but now I'...

I have known this for a long time, but I felt the need to share it with you. PUNS ARE FUN. I can turn words into other words that are completely related or unrelated to the subject matter, and it's funny quite often. The End

I have, what some may call, a sick sense of humour. This isn’t a new development; I’ve been this way for as long as I can remember. It does lead to some genuinely funny moments, though, and I was recently reminded of something that happened a long time ago. I was around 11 or 12, and it was around the time that I was leaving the house during the day and hanging out with friends, without any adult supervision. We’d walk down to stores and get ludicrous amounts of candy, sugary drinks; that...

WARNING: Downloading this archive can use a lot of bandwidth, especially if you're doing a recursive download. If you have a data cap on your internet, it's recommended to not download this shit. Step 1. Download VisualWget from Sourceforge. https://sourceforge.net/projects/visualwget/ Step 2. Install and run. ...

Please tell your sister to stop trying to act as if she isn't receiving my letters when I'm paying extra for them to be delivered specifically to her desk. Deliberately. We both know I'm just saying some things she probably doesn't want to deal with right now, but due to her insistence in not taking care of resolving this issue I have developed a fascination in watching her squirm. ...

Oh how I feel for the snow white swan As her heart beats in three different ways And her head cluttered with fantasies That throw her to such a daze ...

Come now you human child Dive into the deep blue wild There is so much more for you to find So leave your life on land behind Go deep beneath the waves ...

Welp i have some amazing news for you my step sisters im now married and im..uh.. im also pregnant thanks to veer who i dearly love i now need to plan the wedding and see who can help me

Today I learned that jokes aren't harmless no matter how well I interpet them while some like other things while they are harmless and others are seemingly to be harmless.. okay i lost my traine of thought so instead containe within this letter is a pie i baked you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=117cvxDOl7M ...

Hi I'm Ruby, previously Jingles. The bitcoin investor. I've been banned 4 times and wanted to write a professional on guide on what to do if you are banned. Well congrats, if you're reading this you're probably not banned. But what if you accidentally post porn on the site or tell someone you hate them in hateful way? Well it starts with being locked out of the site. Then you will get a very "personal" email from one of the staff members telling you how much you suck. At this point you ca...

What a lonely little night To which the wind shall blow my velvet curtain I will hear the spirits moaning Into which I am uncertain ...