
Dr. Normodd
Oddeus would pull out a list, "Oh, I HATE a lot of things!" He would giggle.
"Oh, that ugly horse Margaret! Oh my god she is so annoying, I wish I could twist her head off!"
"And don't even get me s... View More
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Opaline Arcana
I think you may have misunderstood the point of this allegiance...
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Yesterday, 9:09 pm

Opaline Arcana
Everything.
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Yesterday, 9:41 pm

Dr. Normodd
Odd would squint and shake his head, "Wrong! Not true! I know you mack on that pink mare! I've seen it!" He would nod.
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Yesterday, 10:05 pm

Opaline Arcana
Bite your tongue or I will remove it myself.
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Yesterday, 10:15 pm
I simply follow the guidance of the penned law. Who pens it does not matter, even in this unusual circumstance.
So I will say...When the law outlines so clearly who my enemy is, oh, that makes things... View More
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That's what I like about you.
So much potential. And all it takes is to change the letter of the law? It's all too easy.
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Yesterday, 9:07 pm
"You should persecute Margret for being a horribly bumpy anus. Also, she smells like cheese every morning but I don't think that's enough to fire someone." He would sigh.
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Yesterday, 9:07 pm
How did you let the absolutely horrid idea of me wasting precious minutes I could be spending eliminating perverters of the law on telling her to take a shower wriggle from your brain? Who do you take me for?
...Sigh...
I'll be there soon.
"You haven't smelt her yet...! I'm a family care doctor... I tell her way to help with her... Existence by offering food plans. FUCKING FOOD PLANS AND SHOWER REGIMES DON'T HELP HER BIOHAZARD SMELLING ASS." He would be smiling but he was silently raging. The worst kind of rage.
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Yesterday, 9:27 pm
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That's...Amazing, truly. Have fun dealing with your delightful little buddy. She sounds like such a treat.
Iam here to assist with my benevolent and striking skills to serve and to lead
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Yesterday, 9:40 pm
I'm helping someone make an apocalyptic zombie-like horror RP. Will use it a a blue print for what I will do to other worlds! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Excellent work! Please continue the horrors as you see fit.
"If you are reading this and a wayward scroll has reached your world emblazoned with embers blue and pure, then you have been selected as a potential candidate to join an allegiance spanning worlds overs. My name is Opaline Arcana; in my world, I successfully vanquished the heroes that opposed my ideals after a several century on again-off again conflict, but at a great cost. In a bid to avoid the forces of good gaining the upper hand, I allowed my magic to go awry and consume all across the continent. Having wiped all of pony kind from my land, I laid dormant until I came across this peculiar site.
I have come to understand the beauty of this place by the wayward devotion of villainy and terror it can spark against those who continue to stand on their soapboxes and espouse the virtues of friendship. As a candidate for this allegiance, you have but one goal; through the unified collaboration of like-minded masterminds who seek to control, destroy, shackle, and eliminate the forces of good from their world, you will be given resources and the means to ensure that no hero ever has the means to win meaningfully ever again.
My role in this allegiance is as Chief Administrator; extending invitations, setting meetings of the minds in plotting our next steps, and ensuring that the members of our Allegiance receive the tools, knowledge, execution, and power in reaching out and burning all that there is and remains to be, across the stars, and even across those yet still unseen. Our utopic vision is an endless, undying pain and horror the likes of which none have ever seen, yet will be the only thing known forever.
Join me, or stand divided and continue to reap from your failures.
- Opaline Arcana
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