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Juniper Torrent
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Lives in Bridlewood,
Equestria.
Born on January 4, 1995
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What did the banana say to get out of their job shift?
"This was a half day! I've gotta go 'cause my shift was split!"
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Chase
I'm gonna pet the skittles out of you
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March 30, 2025
Juniper Torrent
No! I like Skittles...
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March 30, 2025
Chase
My skittles now!
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March 30, 2025
Bright Brave
Opaline, punish dis pony.
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March 30, 2025
Opaline Arcana
Your shortsighted belief that I would simply obey your order makes you infinitely more punishable, simp.
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Juniper Torrent
(Oh thank God.)
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March 30, 2025
Bright Brave
Juniper. Kiss Da Queen.
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March 30, 2025
Glitterbomb Crybaby
You're my best friend, June. I hope they increase your internet bill, though.. you need to pay more.
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March 30, 2025
Juniper Torrent
Hahahah! That's funny! Please- please don't say that though, I already pay a lot... :(
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Glitterbomb Crybaby
Not enough. Sorry. u_u
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March 30, 2025
Comp
Time to program a "buh dum tss" sound effect into this site
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March 30, 2025
Genuinely insane that a murderous tyrant is hosting a dating quiz and so many of you are jumping at the chance to try.
Please. Be better.
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Everyone is failing the quiz, but not purposefully. The questions are tough, but fair.
I was responding to your little pony friend. You still very much passed on a curve.
Yes!! See, Jan, it doesn't matter that I sucked in school. I rule at tests now.
I don't really know what I've done to deserve so much booping.
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What do you call a horseshoe that- Oh shit that's Opaline going to duck away for today no siree...
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(Look, ours was sealed into the tree and stopped being a problem, I don't need another one huffing over our neck.)
What did one pony say to the other pony when they owed them money?
"Pony up!"
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You know, in retrospect, that joke repeats one too many words...
BIRD UP. *Tons of the monster hunter bird multiply like crazy*
*Nitroxus would run on top of a tall green and black ball. Once in front of the new being, he would bounce off of it and land with a bow. With a warm grin and welcoming vibe, he would wave.* I'm here ... View More
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What did the pony harvest from the farm?
Horseradish!
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Listen here Peach master.
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