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Euphotic Breeze

Euphotic Breeze

Your Favorite Kelpie Bartender

Female. Lives in  Las Pegasus,  Equestria. Born on June 1, 2000
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Kelpie
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i literally just came up with all this on the spot lmao
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FiM
Roleplay Type
Narrative
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"In celebration of Hearts & Hooves Day, certain drinks are 5% off!" What Euphie had failed to mention was that these were all drinks that almost nopony ordered, and mocktails at that. "And for 5% ex... View More
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Marenipulate
"Wait hold the phone," Marenipulate chuckled. "If the drinks are 5% off, then adding 5% to a discounted price wouldn't necessarily bring it back to its original price. Let's say drinks are normally $5. 5% off would be $4.75. But adding 5% to $4.75 would make it $4.98, or $4.99 if you round up."
Like February 13, 2024
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Euphotic Breeze
"You're exactly right! That's what makes it such a great deal!" Euphie beamed. "Ponies always call the Flimflam brothers scammers, but you've figured out the true discount! But what's a 'dollar'?" She tilted her head.
Like February 14, 2024
Marenipulate
Marenipulate shrugged. "It is some foreign currency I heard about," she answered. "It sounds much more complex than just using bits. Who on Equestria thought it was a good idea to use decimals?" she laughed.
Like February 14, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"Yeah, that sounds really inconvenient. Why not just say they're 499 1/100ths of a dollar? Anyway, would you like a drink?"
Like February 15, 2024