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Euphotic Breeze

Your Favorite Kelpie Bartender

Female. Lives in  Las Pegasus,  Equestria. Born on June 1, 2000
Race
Kelpie
Roleplay Availability
OPEN
About Me
i literally just came up with all this on the spot lmao
Roleplay Universe
FiM
Roleplay Type
Narrative
User Achievements
Euphotic Breeze
Euphie was a little bit peeved that the job she'd tried to escape fishmongering for became the opposite side of the coin from fishmongering, but it paid the rent. Still, with every pole she helped se... View More
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Euphotic Breeze
Euphie was spending her break as she usually did: on the pier, catching and releasing fish. She took a bite of her sandwich as she looked up at you. "Do you need something from me?" #rp
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Ghostbit
"What...Are chu ?" Ghost said, Wearing a, What He call's "Floatie armor"
Like March 6, 2024
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Euphotic Breeze
"I'm a kelpie," Euphie answered, refusing to elaborate.
Like March 6, 2024
Ghostbit
"I ...was.. Huh ?"
Like March 7, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"You asked me what I am, so I answered."
Like March 7, 2024
Taffy Blister
Taffy is looking in her tackle box, she takes out a fake worm and starts to chew on it "what kind of gummy worm is this?"
Like March 7, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"That...is not a gummy worm." Euphie failed to hold back a giggle. "I guess fish aren't the only ones who like those..."
Like March 7, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"In celebration of Hearts & Hooves Day, certain drinks are 5% off!" What Euphie had failed to mention was that these were all drinks that almost nopony ordered, and mocktails at that. "And for 5% ex... View More
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Marenipulate
"Wait hold the phone," Marenipulate chuckled. "If the drinks are 5% off, then adding 5% to a discounted price wouldn't necessarily bring it back to its original price. Let's say drinks are normally $5. 5% off would be $4.75. But adding 5% to $4.75 would make it $4.98, or $4.99 if you round up."
Like February 13, 2024
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3/5
Euphotic Breeze
"You're exactly right! That's what makes it such a great deal!" Euphie beamed. "Ponies always call the Flimflam brothers scammers, but you've figured out the true discount! But what's a 'dollar'?" She tilted her head.
Like February 14, 2024
Marenipulate
Marenipulate shrugged. "It is some foreign currency I heard about," she answered. "It sounds much more complex than just using bits. Who on Equestria thought it was a good idea to use decimals?" she laughed.
Like February 14, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"Yeah, that sounds really inconvenient. Why not just say they're 499 1/100ths of a dollar? Anyway, would you like a drink?"
Like February 15, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"You're shivering. Not a lot of ponies know this, but Las Pegasus still gets cold in the winter. If you're looking to warm up, there are plenty of clothing stores near the resort where you can purch... View More
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Euphotic Breeze
"I've heard the original owner of this place was a real piece of work. He put on a friendly facade, but all he ever did was drive ponies apart and make them miserable. It's a good thing the Flimflam... View More
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Gazcoin Profit
He would be taking notes of her speaking. This would find useful on how to approach with business opportunities. Apple cider on days where people work hard in building newfound buildings. He was new to the whole mayor thing. Any info can be potentially good. "Is that so! He is not from my area bu... View More
Like January 14, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"I can attest to their fairness. But enough about me, how are you enjoying yourself today? Is Las Pegasus to your liking?"
Like January 14, 2024
Gazcoin Profit
"Beautiful city. I am here to potentially make a business proposition." He would look slightly down at Euphoric. Despite being bipedal, he's not very tall. He put his paws behind his back, his cane behind him. "I am the current Mayor of Manhattan and equestria's richest cat, Gazcoin Profit." He wo... View More
Like January 14, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
"Well, I don't know why I'd need your business card, but thank you anyway." She pocketed the card. "It's an honor to meet such an esteemed cat, though. The only cats we had back home were the domestic type. I'm Euphotic Breeze, bartender. "
Like January 14, 2024
Euphotic Breeze
Euphotic Breeze should have been honing her bartending skills, preparing for New Year's Eve at the resort. Instead, she was spending her time after work fishing, as she usually did. And yes, she was... View More
Euphotic Breeze
Euphie looked over a carton of egg nog as she stood in the grocery store. "...I guess I'll try it," she said to herself, placing it into her cart. #rp
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Euphotic Breeze
"I still don't know if I'm actually allowed to celebrate Hearth's Warming, since I'm not one of the three ponykinds in that story...still, I need to wear this for the guests." Euphie, in her frozen f... View More
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Scrying Mind
Scrying Mind had gotten in a little earlier than usual, and had been trying to stay mostly out of the way of the actual staff. When she heard this, though, she looked up. "It's not a very good holiday if some ponies get excluded," she said. She had just shaken herself out of her thoughts, so she was... View More
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3/5
Euphotic Breeze
"I suppose you have a point." She placed a candy cane in the cocktail.
Like December 3, 2023
Scrying Mind
"No, really!" Scrying Mind grins. "If anyone tries to tell you you're not allowed, tell them I said they're a big dummy."
Like December 3, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"Might I get the name of the one who's calling them 'a big dummy', then?" Euphie smiled, readjusting her hat.
Like December 3, 2023
Eclipse Moonflower
The dragoness smiled, relating to the sentiment. "We non-pony creatures can have our OWN amazing Hearthswarming Eve!" Eclipse clapped her hands together tightly. "Oh, you already have a recipe ready for the holiday? Awesome!" She took a sip, shivering from the alcohol content. "I don't typically dri... View More
Like December 3, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"I appreciate it, but I am a pony. I'm just not one of the three from Equestria." She smiled. "I'm glad you like it, then. I've worked hard studying mixology, and I'm privileged enough to work in such a prestigious resort as this, so I make sure to serve only the best drinks."
Like December 3, 2023
Cotton-Tail
"A... Strange red hat ?, Ooooooooookkkkkkaaay? Kinda weird." She state before chugging the beverage in a single gulp that one has to ask if they even tasted anything.
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Euphotic Breeze
"You should ask the Flimflam brothers. They're the ones who insisted on it."
Like December 3, 2023
Cotton-Tail
"...The Who ?" Cotton exclaimed as she wondered if they took a shot of the cocktail as well.
Like December 3, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"They're the owners of this resort."
Like December 3, 2023 Edited
Euphotic Breeze
"Do you like my new hat?" Euphie asked you, pointing to her hat which read, "Mares Want Me, Fish Fear Me". #rp
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Euphotic Breeze
"So, what brings you to this resort?" Euphie asked you as she mixed your drink. #rp
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Celtic Cross
"The veteran discounts at the bar, and the seaside view from the upper rooms! Thanks, by the way. I appreciate the savings." The green stallion drew a deep breath through his nose, savoring the scent of the mule ingredients being mixed.
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Euphotic Breeze
"Don't thank me, thank the Flimflam brothers." She finished mixing and poured the stallion his drink. "And I agree, the view of the sea is amazing. Though nothing compares to being right next to it."
Like November 11, 2023
Celtic Cross
Celtic Cross nodded in acknowledgement and issued an affirmative grunt. "If I see 'em, I'll pass my appreciation on." His Yale blue eyes glanced back and forth at other bar patrons and lingered curiously on the wide assortment of bottles behind the counter.
Like November 12, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"Do you see something you like?" She leaned in. "We serve only the best to our most valued guests."
Like November 12, 2023
Bryce (Awesome) Shades
"Sadly it's not pleasure for me, here on business to bodyguard some celebrity or something from getting swarmed by fans if or when they are recognized going places, just on the downtime right now so I figured I would stop by here, was told and I quote 'where I could find some of the best mixed drink... View More
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Euphotic Breeze
"Damn cute bartender...can't say I've been called that before." Euphie giggled and poured Bryce's drink. "Though I guess I should've expected it. I haven't seen many other kelpies around, and I know some stallions find that exciting."
Like November 12, 2023
Bryce (Awesome) Shades
He smiled making a single chuckle as he took the drink and sipped it to give it a test. "Wow three for three huh? Guess I better thank that stallion for the great advice." He would chuckle as he looked back to her. "I usually don't drink at all but the rare occasion I do this is pretty dang good so ... View More
Like November 12, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"We're from Farasi," Euphie explained. "It's a good few days' boat ride from Equestria, so it's not surprising you haven't been. There wasn't much interaction between our kingdoms until recently, after all."
Like November 12, 2023
Flam
he would raise a slight brow, before laughtingg a bit. "Oh goodness me, I suppose i just came here to enjoy the scenery of it all!"
Like November 12, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"O-oh! Mr. Flimflam!" Euphie bowed her head apologetically. "Sorry, I, I was still in 'customer service' mode..."
Like November 13, 2023
Flam
He would laugh a bit. "Oh dont worry dear, you have been doing an absolutely fantastic job. Im just here to do a quick reveiw! Make sure everypony is doing their job the best they can!" He would chuckle a bit. "If you have any issues with this bar here, now is the best time to let loose!"
Like November 14, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"No problems here, sir!" She grinned.
Like November 14, 2023
Soundwave
"Im not to sure..."
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Euphotic Breeze
"Nopony goes to a place like this without a reason." She poured Soundwave's drink.
Like November 14, 2023
Soundwave
"You're not wrong. i guess i haven't found that reason yet."
Like November 15, 2023
Euphotic Breeze
"That sounds about right. How are you enjoying your stay, then?"
Like November 15, 2023
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