Vordriss

I'm on vacation.

Female. Lives in Pitstop, Tartarus, Equestria. Born on August 15, 1985

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Cosmic Leviathan

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About Me

I'm on vacation.

Oh for about a million years. I'm sure they can manage in my absence.

Or it'll be fun to reconquer my domain, either way.

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Vordriss

July 7, 2025 10:11 pm RP

#rp You return to home after an especially long day and the sun still hasn't gone down. What's more, there's an alicorn in a beach chair sunning herself where your house used to be. She takes a sip f... View More

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Flutterbold a.ka. "The Blazing...

Uh.... What did ya do with my house?

Like 2 July 8, 2025

Vordriss

"Hm?" She hums, looking around. "So we are. Huh." She seems to be processing that.

Like July 9, 2025 Edited

Flutterbold a.ka. "The Blazing...

Yeah so... Can you bring it back please?

Like July 10, 2025

Vordriss

There's a long pause. "...I would, but my horn is so relaxed right now."

Like July 13, 2025

Nitroxus Soulspins

*Astro would blink and then look for another beach chair. Placing one beside them, he laid back as well.* So, how was your day?

Like July 8, 2025

Nitroxus Soulspins

Chill, you're asking me to chill? I'm so purple! While I don't hate the color on a personal level, I still don't want to be purple. Red is more of my speed. Are you sure that drink wasn't spiked in any way? Also, I like the wide area. Gives the look a sense of nature in its glory. Supremely airy in... View More

Like July 15, 2025

Vordriss

She tried his tea. "Yeah, pretty sure. Unless you think the idea of an iced mango green tea could somehow become an iced mango green tea and something else, then no, that's exactly what I pulled out. Just like every other single one I pulled out. Or wrote into reality or whatever." "And I don't kno... View More

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Nitroxus Soulspins

What? *Astro would breathe in, such in that way that you know that you're about to sneeze. That tickle in his nose was strong, and he was going to sneeze hard.* *He would sneeze 3 times, each time turning from purple to red, and back again. He was back to red.* I apologize for sneezing. Oh you're v... View More

Like July 15, 2025

Stickman, The Normal Stickian

How the hell... my USF HQ!!!

Like July 8, 2025

Vordriss

Oh, really? The reason? Not just the method?

Like July 14, 2025

Stickman, The Normal Stickian

The reason. It's thanks to my space ship called the Stickman HQ.

Like July 14, 2025

Vordriss

Ah! I love spaceships. I really do. Don't have much use for them these days, but they were always one of the joys of empire-building. I still keep some around in my throne room for ambiance. So you have two HQs, then?

Like July 15, 2025

Yearling Writer

Yearling had ventured back into the Everfree today, seeking to get a few things from his house that he left behind prematurely. He was already prepared for whatever went wrong, or at least he thought so. As he arrived to the small clearing deep into the forest where his house once was, he noticed a ... View More

Like July 12, 2025

Vordriss

"Uhh ... okay technically my home was a moon, actually. A red one, mined out already. But I mean there was a whole galaxy and of course a whole universe with it. But Equus is a planet, usually. Actually it's like ten planets, folded over each other, but a planet is bigger than a moon, smaller than a... View More

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Yearling Writer

Yearling just shook his head, trying to process all that information. Either she was telling the truth, or she was crazy. Either way though, there was still so much to consider. After all, his home was gone...and he still couldn't see the graves. Still, he practically knew them by heart. He dug them... View More

Like July 17, 2025

Vordriss

"It's nice to think that, isn't it?" the dark alicorn muses. "That the significance we attach to our memorials is more than just our living memories, that whatever is left of our severed kin can still sense some insult upon the space held sacred in their name." "We didn't have any graves in my home... View More"It's nice to think that, isn't it?" the dark alicorn muses. "That the significance we attach to our memorials is more than just our living memories, that whatever is left of our severed kin can still sense some insult upon the space held sacred in their name." "We didn't have any graves in my home. Resources were too precious. Biomass had to be recycled or incinerated. I opted to ingest a good number of my kin, a practice known as 'Celestial burial', and while I may be the final resting place of many of my kin and their epitaphs were written in memorial spaces in my machine consciousness, all it does is reveal how meaningless that is." "When a child builds a house out of building blocks, then takes it apart and puts the pieces back in the bin, where is the house? It's not in the bin and not anywhere else, it's just gone. People aren't their bodies, they're a special kind of magic, and when that magic is gone, so are they. But our minds evolved to emulate the minds of others. To predict them. To intimately know them, to build our worlds on top of them. And these models of them in our minds are the only way we ever truly know them, so when they stop being, the version of them in our heads still lives, as vibrantly as it ever was. They can take on a life of their own, living on beyond death inside us." "I have raised over a trillion children, I think. I'm infertile, they were all adopted. I haven't buried all of them, but I buried most. I've become numb to it. I only do it for others, a ritual to hide my helplessness at knowing any way to make the horrid injustice of it all any better." "Death isn't a beautiful thing, it's an ugly, bottomless abyss of nightmarish despair. Death is why our lives are meaningless, our endeavors pointless, and our worlds nothing but graveyards for what might have been." "And yet, as much as I would love to look away, as an Empress I have to make policy decisions that involve condemning vast numbers of my subjects to dying in horrible ways no matter what I choose. Point of fact, I had to personally dismantle a horrid syndicate that had corrupted vast swathes of my empire in just a few weeks, analyze the means by which it happened and try to find a way to prevent it from being copied and done again without resorting go the band-aid solution of 'infinite punishement', but in the end, I was just too exhausted and confused by the stupendously obtuse nature of the subject that I just resorted to the nuclear option and published an edict that anything of the same nature would be met with a fate worse than death, with forgiveness available if they repent and assist in the cleanup. But I half-suspect I'm gonna come back from my vacation to find everything on fire all over again, but I'm just too exhausted to give a shit about the possibly literally infinite number of lives depending on me to provide governance of my thronerealms." She lethargically lifted her head and made an expression that could be interpreted as regret before sagging back into her seat, "...so, sorry, I'm a little tapped out at the moment."

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Like July 26, 2025