Inferna and Friends

Inferna trots along the sidewalks of the streets accompanied by one of her good friends, Berry Fizz. Her peach-pink coat accompanies a fine gradient of red to blue, mane to tail, raspberry red to blueberry blue. Her eyes are a medium-deep blue, and she wears a scarf of crimson red, suitable for the winter weather about. Her expression is soft, steady, and confident, as she always is, sure of herself and her capabilities. "Hey, Fizz. I got a good one. Wanna hear it?" Asks Inferna of her friend. "Sure.. I swear, it better not be--" "WHAT'S THE DEEEAALL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD??" Inferna interrupts. "...Of course. Good one, my friend. It's even funnier the 7th time today." "Excusez-moi, that's only the 3rd time today. I assure you, it's the peak of comedy." Inferna retorts. "So, Fizz, how's work?" Asks the little red pegasus. "Pleasant, as usual. I just got a good deal for my boss with a specialty liquor outlet.. It'll be a great boom for our business, I'm sure." Berry Fizz speaks and then sighs, glancing around the streets of Ponyville. There's too many ponies out for this weather, it's absolutely freezing - in Berry Fizz's opinion, at least. She comes from a warmer climate, unable to stand the weather up North. It's a wonder of magic that she has an enchantment of warmth on her scarf. "You got any freebies for me today? Please tell me you're still brewing blueberry wine." "Do I look like a wine vending machine? I'll invite you over to my house, but please, stop asking me every time." Berry Fizz huffs. "What? I NEVER ask my friends for freebies, this is a once-off occasion. Goodness gracious, who do you think I am? Runnin' round, eating yams?" Torch cackles madly for a brief second, and then goes silent. "Even funnier the 100th time I've heard it, my friend." Berry Fizz mumbles under her breath. "Heard that!" Replies Inferna. "You were supposed to, dear." "Whatever. Seriously though, I'm allergic to yams. That would be really unlike me to go around eating yams." "I have yam spray in my purse." Berry Fizz threatens. "You wouldn't DARE." "I'll do it. I'll really do it this time." Berry Fizz threatens again. "That's my line! Thief!" Inferna borderline shouts. "Mine now." Replies Berry Fizz. "That's ALSO my line!! Stooopp!" "Once you stop being annoying." "Huff! Whatever! I'm going to the bar. Seeya later, tater." "Can't handle your own medicine, hmm?" Berry Fizz rolls her eyes. "Byyyeeee seeya when you've got me that blueberry wiiiine seeyaaaa!" And thus, Inferna scurries away, off towards the bar, where she shall get drunk off the finest of beers all day. Maybe scour the establishment for somepony to give her a cigarette, too.